Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 8-9-00

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show speaking with Aaron Morriarty from CBS’s “48 Hours”. She’s airing a report on famous family names and how children of famous people deal with the family name. The guys talked with her about a plethora of famous folks including Pete Rose’s son, Ali and Frasier’s daughters and the daughter of gangster John Goddi. You can read more about the show by http://cbsnews.cbs.com/now/story/0,1...412,00.shtml” target=blank>clicking here. She was pretty interesting and seemed to have a good time talking with TnT.

The guys received an e-mail from a listener worried about the health of the chickens involved in the upcoming Todd and Tyler Cock Ring event. TnT brought up the e-mail a few times during the show and spent some time reminding the guy that chickens are meant to be eaten.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a rather humorous commentary based on a movie script idea he’s working on. Larry read the basic plot of the movie, “The Waterhead, Hairlip and Deaf Mute”, for Todd and Tyler this morning. Larry may check in again before the end of the week so stay tuned.

During the news, the guys learned that the chicken mascot outfit from the Lancers was stolen last night. The guys wanted to help get the outfit back so they sent Big Pussy down to 72nd and Dodge to wait for someone to return the chicken costume. After a few hours of no one showing up, Pussy moved over to Aksarben. Still no one showed up to return the chicken suit so Big Pussy came home.

TnT replayed the hate call that Lynn Taylor received over the weekend. The call spawned a lengthy discussion on kids and what parents tell them when they ask sexually related questions. Many callers checked in throughout the last half of the show and told their cute little stories about what their kids say. One caller’s child could be overheard in the background asking “what’s a bitch?”

Towards the end of the show, TnT started getting some follow-up calls on Diekman Day. Many ladies checked in to confirm that they did indeed give it to their men. Somehow the discussion morphed into the ladies talking about taste. “Salty” seemed to be most women’s responses although there was also a vote for “sweet” and “bleach-like”. Most ladies all seemed to agree that the taste changes depending on what their men eat or, more prevalently, what they drink. Hard liquor, as far as I can tell, turns it into the green, acidic blood from “Alien”.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for the update today. It was an interesting show that seemed all over the place but I think I covered everything so you should be all caught up now. Check back here tomorrow for another update. Thanks for watching. Good night. –the Alien Guy-