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Tuesday 8-10-99

Todd and Tyler started their show today by replaying a phone call from a listener named Randy that they received yesterday. Randy wanted to go to the Birthday Bash but his wife told him he had to attend a wedding with her instead. When they replayed the call, it was pretty obvious who wore the pants in that family. Anyway, Randy called back in this morning and told TnT that he thought he might have broken her down last night. The guys called her to find out if she was going to let Randy go to the Bash. She said she would let him go but there were some stipulations. Randy has to buy her a diamond ring on their anniversary in February and has to buy her and all the women in her office flowers. TnT said they’d hook them up with a Fat Freddie Meat Bouquet as well.

Lisa Volonek came in today to do the news. She stayed through the entire show and seemed to enjoy herself. She'll also be back on the show tomorrow. Dodge County Duke called in several times today and didn’t call her “doll face” once. I think Lisa was a little disappointed.

Speaking of Dodge County Duke, when he called in this morning, he informed TnT that he had been equipped with one of the funky house arrest ankle bracelets. Yea, he got all liquored up on some McCormick’s one night and got busted driving around the back woods of Dodge County (that seems a little redundant). Well, Duke has to wear the ankle bracelet for 60 days and that means he won’t be at the Larriette for a while. He may not be able to attend the Birthday Bash either. Dude didn’t seem to know much about the bracelet or rules applying to it yet so TnT opened the phone lines. Many listeners checked in throughout the show to tell their stories about house arrest ankle bracelets. Some of the stories were pretty amusing while others were just plain sad. Loady, the caller who makes Rumpy look like a saint, checked in and told Duke all about his recent ankle bracelet story. Loady said he got in trouble for smoking pot while he had the bracelet on. His excuse was something to the effect of “They said I couldn’t drink…they didn’t say anything about pot.”

TnT had a great conversation with former teen pop star Debbie (Debra now) Gibson this morning. She called them from Green Bay and said she was looking forward to leaving that trashy city and coming to Omaha. Right now, she’s touring with “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat” as the narrator. She was a bit bummed out about the fact that the narrator has no name, just “the narrator”. They talked about some of the other Broadway shows she’s been in including Grease and Lés Misrablés. They also talked about her days as a teen pop singer. She seemed to be okay with her former status because she’s gone on to do other things besides being a teenybopper “like Tiffany”. The guys asked her if she was attached and she said “sort of”. She’s seeing a guy who’s dove tailing another woman. TnT got a kick out of that because both of them have been there before. The conversation was much more interesting and fun than I expected and TnT seemed to agree. They were very pleased. Debbie may come in studio to hang out with TnT when she gets into town. If she does, Donnie proclaimed that he’d be “whacking off to her in the bathroom”. During the conversation I could hear the drool dripping from Donnie’s slacked lower jaw onto the mike. It was obvious that Donnie had a splatter painted poster of Debbie Gibson in his room as a teenager.

Spanky checked in today and told TnT about his decision on the Make-A-Date trip winner. As you remember, yesterday he couldn’t make up his mind about who he wanted to take with him to New York. He was supposed to meet with Tiffany last night but she bailed on him so now he’s going to give the trip to Robin instead. Congrads Robin. From the sound of it, TnT not only hooked Spanky up with a partner for the trip, but they also got him a Diekman or two while he was in town. Congrads Spanky!

Somehow, the guys got on the topic of the old Bloody Mary myth. I think they were discussing “The Blair Witch Project” movie and someone called in the story. The guys hadn’t heard the story before. As it goes, you’re supposed to go into a bathroom, turn off the lights, place a knife on the sink and look into the mirror. Then, you’re supposed to repeat 3 times, “I believe in Bloody Mary”. I’d heard a different version, though. What I’m familiar with, you repeat “Bloody Mary, hear my cry. Make me believe that you’re alive”. After you do that, you will supposedly see a bloody female face in the mirror. If you have the knife on the sink, the image in the mirror will kill you. The guys sent Donnie into the bathroom to try it out. Once he was in there and had the lights turned off, he called TnT on the cell phone and started saying it. Someone in the office banged on the door at the opportune time and scared the crap out of Donnie. It was very funny.

Katalys came in studio this morning and played a few songs for TnT. They covered Debbie Gibson’s “Only In My Dreams” and it sounded pretty good. When the guys talked to Debbie, she said she was interested in hearing the band’s version. They made her a tape and will get it to her when she comes to town. Anyway, the band also performed an original tune and it was cool as well. They’ll be appearing at the Ranch Bowl on September 1st and 9th. Stop on out and see them.

At the end of the show, TnT sent Donnie and Chris to Sturgis in a ’99 Dodge Intrepid. They’ll be covering the event for a day or two for the show. The two of them will be staying in Sturgis with J Medicinehat so we’ll be lucky to hear from them at all. Tune in tomorrow to see how their trip went. You can also find a link to the web cam on TnT’s Links page.

TnT will be talking to Lee Erming, the pissed off drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket tomorrow. Luckily, Donnie won’t be there for the interview. If he was, you could count on him to recite every line from the movie. “This is my rifle! There are many like it but this one is mine!”

That’s it for today’s update. Check back tomorrow for another one. Thanks for watching. Good night. –the Alien Guy-