Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 8-19-99

Todd and Tyler started off their show today by talking about a plethora of topics. They touched on Council Bluffs possibly getting a new arena and they debated whether or not Omaha could get an arena football team as mentioned in the paper. The guys joked about William Shatner’s 911 call being released after he found his wife dead in the pool. It seems that some of the callers (an a certain producer) have drawn a correlation between William Shatner’s wife’s death and the OJ murders. Now there’s more fuel for the OJ faxers and callers. Thanks Bill, we really needed that. George Bush Jr. finally commented on his drug use (saying he has been clean for at least 7 years). The guys took a few calls on the various topics but spent most of the early part of their show talking amongst themselves.

Tyler told everyone that he saw a high school girl in a Mustang with personalized license plates (her name) toss an empty box of cigarettes out the window yesterday on L Street. He seemed pretty upset about what he saw, not only for the fact that the girl was littering but more because of the “Princess Syndrome”. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, “Princess Syndrome” is when young men and women are handed everything by their rich, elitist parents and then expect everyone else to take care of them for the rest of their lives. They spent a little time joking about princesses at Todd’s daughter’s school and even called her to give her a hard time about her friends with cleaning ladies. After that, they took a lot of calls from listeners who wanted to tell their littering stories. Most of them were pretty boring and involved some form of redneck dumping some form of home machinery into a river or ditch. The callers tried to spin the conversation into a discussion about city trash pick-up so the guys quickly put an end to the discussion.

TnT spent a little time trying to figure out a new name for the arch that was just built in Western Nebraska. The official name of the arch is just too long for them. They took some calls from listeners and interjected their own thoughts. The two best suggestions were “The Mono-brow to the West” and “The Glory Hole to the West”. One of those is bound to end up in the TnT vernacular so make a note of that.

From the http://www.funnyboneomaha.com” target=blank>Funny Bone, Chris “Boom Boom” Johnson and Woozer stopped in. The two hung out for a while and joked around (as comedians sometimes do). They both seemed to enjoy their stay with TnT. The duo will be appearing at the Funny Bone all weekend with Mark Gross. Call 493-8036 for reservations. Also, you can now check out the Funny Bone’s web site for information on upcoming acts. Go to www.funnyboneomaha.com to see the listings.

Towards the end of the show, Todd and Tyler talked about an article in Maxum that gave men 30 new sex tricks that they could perform on their women. In reality, just like Cosmo’s sex secrets, nothing in the article was new. Some of the tips were along the lines of “women like it when you kiss them” or “when making love to a woman, touch her breasts”. They were all cheesy tips that any 7th grader with knowledge of the whereabouts of his dad’s Playboy collection could have told you. There was a lot of talk about breasts and legs but the main focus of the conversation seemed to be toe suckers. The guys didn’t seem to be very familiar with the toe-sucking fetish so they opened up the phone lines. Many listeners checked in to give detailed accounts of their toe sucking experiences. The stories were about women who loved to suck toes and there were a few from ladies who really enjoy getting their own toes sucked on.

That’s the update for today. Check back here tomorrow for the Friday edition. Thanks for watching. Good night. –the Alien Guy-