Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 9-30-99

Todd and Tyler spent some time recapping the saga of Jeremy’s bad date this morning. Over the past few days, they’ve had Jeremy in studio a few times talking about a girl who he went out with twice that has started ignoring him. This morning, TnT got a note from that girl explaining her side of the story. It seems that Jeremy had left out a few key details about the situation. Once Jeremy showed up for work, TnT brought him in studio again to ask him about the differences between his side of the story and hers. It’s a long, convoluted tale of love and lust that I’m won’t detail here but it was funny on the air. By the way, if any of you ladies want to date Jeremy (pictured below), feel free to approach him.

A discussion about a little town in Iowa named Avoca came up today. TnT talked for a little bit about how no one wants to be the town’s mayor. They took a few calls on the topic from former Avoca residents but they weren’t very amusing. Thankfully, the topic died down pretty quick.

The Fish Heads came in studio this morning in an attempt to use TnT’s show as a way of recruiting a new keyboard player for the band. The gang went through the Head’s list of criteria candidates had to meet. The list itself was funny enough but with Fish Head explanation behind some of the odd requirements, it became even funnier. Unfortunately for the Fish Heads, no one in the TnT listening audience seemed interested in filling the slot. Due to the lack of interest on the whole keyboard situation, Todd and Tyler turned the visit around. For some time now, TnT have made references to having the Fish Heads get vasectomies done on the air. They started discussing “The Snipping of the Heads” again today and spent quite a while touching on the subject. In a succeeding attempt to freak out their friends out, Todd and Tyler took horror story calls from others who’d been through the procedure. Some of the stories were very funny while others made my crotch ache. If the band can find a cool Urologist and all works out well, the Snipping of the Fish Heads may take place on the air before Christmas. Stay tuned.

Shannon McGlocklin from the Funny Bone came in this morning. He hung out with TnT for a while and seemed to enjoy himself. He is one of 18 kids and told TnT about his strange family. His father was married 6 times so he’s got a lot of half and step brothers and sisters. It was pretty funny. You can see Shannon opening up for Larry the Cable Guy at the Funny Bone this week. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

Well, that’s about all for today’s update. Check back here tomorrow for the Friday version. It should be quite entertaining because Larry the Cable Guy will be in studio again (I believe). Tune in from 5:30 –10am for the show and then come here tomorrow for the written update. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-