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Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning discussing the Birthday Bash that took place on Saturday. There was plenty to talk about so the conversation lasted through a majority of today’s show. Even though it rained, everyone seemed to have a good time. The guys got lots of phone calls from people who attended and each of the callers had their own stories to share on the day. By far the funniest happening from Saturday’s show was the woman who squatted down near a fence to go to the bathroom. She must have thought that because there was a fence there, it was the end of the venue when, in reality, on the other side of the fence there were a bunch of people in a VIP section who got to watch her bowels explode through the snow fence much like a Play-Doh Fun Factory. Many other bathroom related stories came in as the show went on as well.

TnT spent some time talking about a few of the rude behind-the-scenes people they ran into backstage and some of the cooler people associated with the event, too. Travis’s “clam digger” pants, gnarly shirt and umbrella prompted jokes about him all morning long. Donnie’s engagement to Caller 9 on stage during the Bash was also a big topic. Throughout the show, the guys referred to Caller 9 as 9 Months. I’m sure you can piece things together.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a commentary on the upcoming football season. Larry also introduced a new running character called “Cancer Mike”. The character was a bit strange but Todd and Tyler’s reactions to him were very funny. Maybe, if Larry develops the character a bit more, we’ll hear Cancer Mike a little more often. Perhaps Donnie has a tip or two on character development he’d like to share with Larry.

After Larry’s commentary on football, TnT started talking sports. Todd and Tyler both seem excited for football to start but due to the fact that the season hasn’t begun yet, they spent some time talking about the PGA and Tiger Woods with Travis.

Towards the end of the show, former news chick Emjay and her mom stopped by to say hello to TnT. Today is Emjay’s birthday and her visit prompted Todd to remember that today is also his mother’s birthday. TnT called Todd’s mom and wished her a happy birthday. They talked a little bit about Todd’s bitchy sister who hates him as well. After the call, TnT talked with Emjay a little about her days with the show. That conversation consisted mostly of friendly jabs at how and why she left TnT. It was pretty funny stuff. They also mentioned that Emjay got married to her man Joe last Friday. Congrats to Joe for finally nailing her down.

Well, that’s all for the update today. TnT seemed to give the impression that this morning’s show didn’t have the mojo but I don’t think it came across that way at all. Tune in from 5:30 to 10am and then check back here tomorrow for another update. Thanks for watching. Good night. –the Alien Guy-