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Tuesday 8-29-00

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show by ripping some of Donnie’s hair out. Actually, they talked about news items with the new newswoman Danielle, discussed some show-related topics and took a few phone calls on early morning subjects. Basically, the first segment or two of the show were much like any other Todd and Tyler show that we’ve come to know and love. However, things took an unexpected turn after Donnie made his first bad phone call of the morning. Danielle brought in some “Nads” this morning, the hair removal product from Australia. When Donnie started making bad phone calls, TnT punished him by making him apply the Nads and rip some hair out. An hour or so into the show, Donnie’s belly received the treatment a few times. Later, he made an especially bad call and TnT made Donnie put Nads on his nipple. Travis was in at that time and even though he sympathized with Donnie’s pain (having been back waxed in the past), he seemed more than willing to be the puller of the cloth. Even though it sounded like it removed Donnie’s nipple, I believe it’s still in tact. This particular bit may continue but sooner or later, Donnie’s going to run out of body hair. I predict that by Thursday.

TnT had their bumper hitch-sucking contest this morning. Two ladies, Kerri and Tammy, came in studio and took part in the event. Before the show, Donnie had covered the two hitches with strawberry flavored almond bark “because it was the closest color”, he, “could find to flesh tone…and because”, he, “couldn’t find any white.” When the contest started, Travis took over the mike and did the play-by-play. The girls dug in, wrapped their lips and tongues around the hitches and began nogging away. As Travis did the play-by-play and the girls moaned and motioned, Todd and Tyler sat back and watched the beast they’d created. I swear at one point I heard Todd say, “Yea, it moved.” The audio was everything we’ve come to expect from the TnT show. It was easily as sexy as the pie eating contest and blew the painful-sounding spanking contest out of the water. At one point, the two girls actually engulfed their respective bumper hitches and pumped away as if trying to squirt the last drop of water from a dry well. By the end of the contest, every male in the room was ready to salute the performance of the two contestants. At that time, Todd and Tyler awarded both ladies with a pair of KISS tickets.

TnT got a call from http://www.tnugent.com” target=blank>Ted Nugent this morning. They talked about the tour with KISS, the concert in Omaha tonight and Ted’s new book. He had a book signing at the Oakview Barnes and Noble from noon to 2pm this afternoon and then he’ll be playing with KISS tonight at the Civic. There may still be tickets available for the event. Ted also answered some questions TnT had regarding his “ban” from playing in a few cities as well as some recent comments Ted made about immigrants and the Columbine, CO school shootings. It truly seemed that Ted’s words were taken out of context. As always, Ted got on a roll early in the conversation and proceeded to rant, rave and ramble his blood and guts philosophies to TnT. It was an interesting conversation that you may be able to hear on an upcoming “Best Of” show. Make sure to tune in.

TnT spent some time talking about the $14 million South Omaha lotto winner on yesterday’s show. They continued their discussion early this morning and it continued throughout the entire show. The fellas from Acoustic Groove even worked up a new song about the situation and dropped it off for TnT to play, which they did at various times this morning. The guys restated that they believe the seller of the ticket, who actually messed up the transaction causing the winner to purchase the accidentally created ticket, should receive a minimum of $100,000. After all, if it wasn’t for his mistake, the winner wouldn’t be $14 million richer. After a few hours of talk, TnT received a call from the man who sold the winning ticket. He seemed like a really nice guy who didn’t want/expect anything from the winner. TnT tried to get him to say he wanted some money but the man wouldn’t budge. The guys asked him to call back after he finds out whether or not he’s getting some sort of compensation. After the discussion, Todd and Tyler pondered whether or not the clerk was just playing humble pie in order to sway the winner’s opinion of him and score an even larger reward. Listeners checked in all morning long to give their ideas on the situation and a majority of them, even tight-ass Travis, said that the convenient store clerk should be rewarded with a handsome sum of money for his hand in the winning. We may hear back on this situation in the future.

Join Todd and Tyler again tomorrow morning from 5:30am to 10am for another show. They may have another rock star guest phone in, Danielle will do her 4th newscast of her TnT show career, Donnie may end up as bald as the little freakish boy in that horrible movie “Powder” after more bad phone calls and the infamous Dr. Ed will be in to talk about bodily fluids and functions. It should be a great show, as always, so tune in! Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby “the Alien Guy” Bender-