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Wednesday 9-27-00

Todd and Tyler spent some time today talking about the great “absentee dad” debate. It’s been a toss-up between Donnie and Todd for some time now with Tyler being the daily moderator of the battle. This morning, the two dads went back and forth for a while again; each one trying to top the other one’s recent accomplishments as a father. Although no winner was determined today, I’m sure the two will continue to amuse us with their stories and battle it out for the “Best Absentee Dad” award.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning for the first time in more than a week. He sounded quite sick but still delivered a pretty funny commentary based on all of the sob stories the Olympic events are being interrupted by. Larry may check in again on Friday so stay tuned.

The guys talked more about their Talladega trip giveaway that they’re doing Friday. Unfortunately, many of the entry forms they’ve received recently have sucked so they didn’t have many suggestions to share with us today. As they continued to talk about the topic, a few listeners called in with ideas on what they’d do for the trip. The most interesting one, as far as I could tell, was a young woman who said she’d pierce her nipple all by herself for TnT. On the opposite end of the “chub” scale, another sick puke said he’d drink his own urine. And, of course, some of Donnie’s buddies must have found their way into Eddies Conaco because one of the suggestions came from a guy who said he’d break a beer bottle over his forehead. The guys are going to make some decisions soon about the contest and we’ll hear their choices Friday morning. Make sure to check it out.

TnT’s comedy buddy Basile called this morning. He talked about being the voice of Bullwinkle and how he got shafted out of $1.6 million because some other guy did the voice for the recent movie. Basile will be at the Funny Bone all week and will also be joining TnT in studio on Friday.

The guys, at one point, got into a big discussion over the pot brownie. I’m not even sure how it came up. A bunch of stoner listeners began to call the show and give TnT their own recipes for pot brownies. Each stoner had his own technique. Some boiled the pot in butter, others crock potted it while yet another said he “browns it in the oven” before adding it into the brownie mixture. The guys tried to talk Travis into saying he’d eat a pot brownie if provided the opportunity but Catholic Trav continued to say he wouldn’t.

At about 8:30, TnT were joined by 5 ladies from the local website, http://www.toplesssportspicks.com” target=blank>www.toplesssportspicks.com. The idea of the web site is to provide football picks and topless women for their members. 2 of the ladies will sit in a room and talk to the web site members about football or whatever via their Internet connections on Monday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday. The hours vary so visit the sight if you’d like. The membership fee is $49.95. After all of the plugs got out of the way, the conversation turned to stripping. All of the girls, as far as I could tell, are strippers at the 20’s club in town. During their visit, the girls slammed on the Larriet club in Fremont for a while and talked about themselves, including their likes and dislikes. They also spent a great deal of time talking about some of the stranger people who come into the club. They told tales of a guy who pays to suck their toes in the parking lot, joked about one client who frequently pays them to let him sing Elvis songs to their asses and they all had their own stories to share about “Fart Guy”. One of the ladies, Lainey, seemed to take a liking to Travis. She flirted with him quite heavily and, at one point, Travis accompanied her outside so she could smoke. Chants of “Trav’s got a chub. Trav’s got a chub” seemed pop up frequently as the show moved on. TnT also took quite a few calls from men who wanted to talk to the girls and discuss strip clubs in general. Later in the day, the girls joined TnT at the Council Bluffs Eddies Conaco to help more people fill out their Talladega trip forms.

That’s all for the update today. Check back here tomorrow for another one. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby Bender-