Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 9-28-00

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show discussing the strippers who stopped by and visited with them yesterday. Stripper Wars was also referenced when TnT reset the verbal assault the 20’s girls dished out to the Larriette girls. When Danny delivered her newscast, many subjects she touched on became a source of humor for the rest of the show. Such things included the radioactive “probe” that was lost along the interstate and the man who was arrested for throwing rocks at cars who claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jesus’ birthday, when he provided it to the police, was curiously enough, September 28, 1970. As TnT pointed out, that’s today which makes today Christmas. The Jesus Christ jokes poured out over the airwaves all morning long from the hosts and their callers brought more thoughts on the situation. At one point in the show, TnT looked up the name “Jesus Christ” on the Yahoo people search. They found a few phone numbers for the man and gave each of them a call. They first found out that Jesus is a middle aged black man who wasn’t at his desk and later, they spoke to who they believed could have been his wife. She was, frankly, a crabby old bitch.

Early in the show, Todd and Tyler wrangled up 2 volunteers to sit in the back of Todd’s truck while Slave Boy Jeremy drove them through a carwash. Dale and John were the listeners who participated in hopes of winning tickets to the upcoming Husker Vs. Missouri game. Before the pair entered the carwash, they bagged up the cell phones so they wouldn’t get wet. After testing the phones to see whether or not TnT would be able to hear them, Jeremy drove into the carwash. It didn’t take long for the screams to come as the cold water and soapy bubbles coated the two guys as they sat in the back of the truck. Dale and John yelled and coughed as they were dowsed by the freezing cold water and not-so-hot hot wax. When it came time for the blow dryer, Jeremy stopped the truck in just the right spot so the two football fans in the back of the truck would get the most exposure to the gusts of icy air. At that point, one of the guys uttered something along the lines of, “Please just move out.” After the bit was over, the two cold guys came back to the studio to pick up their tickets and provide TnT with yet another laugh at their expense. You’ll probably be hearing that on an upcoming “Best Of” show. It was quite entertaining.

Last week, a drunk guy named Tim called into the TnT show for no apparent reason at all. This morning, Tim checked back in and was hammered again. He didn’t seem quite as drunk as he was at the time of his last call but he was drunk enough to have no idea how to respond to the simplest of questions presented to him by Todd and Tyler. The guys seemed to get tired of him a lot faster this morning than on his last call. I think Tim’s appearance on the air this morning might have been his last.

The guys spent some time discussing their big Talladegah trip giveaway tomorrow. A few of the participants they chose, the nipple piercing lady and the honey/feather lady, didn’t seem to understand the basic idea of the contest. Both seemed surprised that they weren’t garunteed to win just by participating even though TnT have clearly pointed out countless times that it is a competition and there can only be one winner. After re-explaining the contest to the women, they both said they’d still participate. From there, TnT talked about the other ideas they received that they wanted to do on tomorrow’s show. These included a guy who will snort an oyster through his nose, a man who will break a beer bottle over his own head, a guy who will either eat or coat himself in stink bait (TnT sort of took this idea and turned it into something a little funnier…tune in) and a man who said he would actually bite the testicles off of a pig. The last one floored TnT as the visual image burned into their brains. They liked it so much that they began asking listeners if they knew anyone who had a pig to donate to the cause, so to speak. Right at the end of the show, they got a call from a guy who offered up his 800 pound boar with nuts the size of “basketballs”. Lots of calls and discussion followed the call about the big pig with big nads. Tune in tomorrow to hear all of the participants try to win the trip.

Todd and Tyler, at one point in the show, hooked up their buddy and regular caller Dodge County Duke with the girl Tyler shot in the boobs with a paintball gun a few months back. The two had met at the big kickball game a couple of weeks ago and, this morning, Duke asked TnT to help him get a hold of her. The two spoke on and off the air and made arrangements to meet up at next week’s Monday Night Football game. I suppose we’ll find out next Tuesday if “dry land” can ever “be the same once you’ve dipped your toe in Duke Lake.”

Mike Stankowicz from the Funny Bone came in studio today. He joined in on the topics of the day and seemed to enjoy his time on the show. After hearing what will be going on tomorrow, mainly the chewing off of pig testicles, Mike said he’d be coming back for tomorrow’s show with Funny Bone headliner, Basile. Catch these guys at the Funny Bone this weekend by calling 493-8036.

Mushroom Bruise stopped by the show today and played a few tunes for TnT. Their first, a cover of Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” was accompanied at the beginning by Corky. Their second song was an original (I believe) and it sounded pretty cool too. You can catch these guys in Broken Bow on Friday, West Point on Saturday and at the 1987 (a.k.a. Ranch Bowl) on Sunday.

Well, that’s about all for today’s update. Check back here tomorrow for the Friday version. There’s a lot going on tomorrow so don’t miss the show. If you do, come get your daily update here. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby Bender-

P.S. I’d like to credit Travis for starting the conversation about the pot brownies on yesterday’s show. I sort of tongue-in-cheek said that I didn’t know how the conversation got started yesterday when, in reality, Travis taking a comedic poke at Todd’s pot use is the reason pot brownies became a topic in the first place. As most of you who listen regularly know, Travis takes comedic pokes at Todd’s pot use on a pretty regular basis and seems to be the main reason Todd’s little habit gets brought up at all. Yes, Todd will occasionally bring it up as will Donnie or Tyler but, for the most part, Travis seems to enjoy joking with Todd about it a little more than the rest of the guys. Travis, there’s your credit snack pants. By the way, thanks for reading my update yesterday…even if it was to find out what I typed about you and your new stripper friend. 8^)