Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 10-5-00

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show by talking about a variety of things. Alternative TV watching to tonight’s debate, the history of binge drinking, the bigot hate mongers who want to ban homosexual unions, the intelligence of people with fat heads and how the bass player of the Cars just died were among topics of interest early in the show. They also talked about last night’s Z-92 night at the Funny Bone where the headliner, Diana Jordan, used one of Tyler’s dad’s jokes and got the biggest laugh of her entire set. The guys called Tyler’s dad this morning to fill him in on what had happened. Ed seemed pretty amused and admitted that he couldn’t remember if that line was something he came up with or had heard elsewhere. The joke Diana had ripped off from Ed via Tyler was used moments later on stage. The line, uttered to a young Tyler years ago by his dad Ed, and was along the lines of, “Date a girl with small hands, that way your throck looks bigger when she holds it.” I’m paraphrasing there but you get the idea.

Jeremy, TnT’s whipping boy, is in Arizona on vacation this week. Through the grapevine, TnT had heard that Jeremy landed a date while there. The guys called Slave Boy Jeremy to get the scoop on the situation; moreover, to see if Jeremy was able to close. Jeremy seemed a little too chipper for 5:15am but he had good reason. He filled TnT in on his date 2 nights ago with Rose, a 37-year-old postal worker from Chicago. Jeremy said that they went to dinner and, later, she asked him to get a hotel room. Jeremy did and, to quote him, “I nailed her!” TnT seemed to think that their noninterference with Jeremy’s sex life might have been the reason he was able to close. Then again, a middle-aged woman with an old woman’s name who works in a post office might not be the best specimen of a woman on the planet and, therefore, would be easy to close on. Upon further discussion, Todd and Tyler came to the conclusion that Jeremy’s lover must be either married or have a serious boyfriend. Why else did she make him get a hotel room? Why wouldn’t she take him back to her place for sex? I’m sure further details of Jeremy’s trip and encounter with Rose will be shared when he arrives back in town next week so stay tuned.

Mike Stankowicz from the Funny Bone joined TnT again this morning. He also appeared at the Funny Bone last week with Basile. Sean Gnant was supposed to come up today as well but he never showed. Anyway, Mike joined in on the topics of the day and seemed to have a pretty good time with TnT. Catch his act at the Funny Bone this weekend. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

The guys were supposed to speak with a man named Sunny Barger this morning. From what I could gather, Sunny is one of the founding members of the Hell’s Angels and had a new book to promote about the subject. Todd and Tyler both seemed genuinely interested in talking with Sunny and mentioned the upcoming interview all morning long. Donnie had read parts of the book and although Todd and Tyler didn’t read the entire book, they had ample questions prepared for him. When Sunny did call in, the first question TnT asked him was about his voice. The thought he was sick because he sounded horrible. Sunny immediately developed an attitude with them. You see, Sunny doesn’t have a larynx (or whatever you call your vocal cord-ish area). He had it removed years ago. He seemed upset with TnT because they didn’t read about it in his book. After that initial hump was gotten over, the guys continued on with the interview by asking some general questions about the Hell’s Angels. They asked Sunny about the origin of the biker club and later, asked him about their outlaw reputation. According to Sunny, the AMA fabricated the reputation because the Hell’s Angels wouldn’t join the association. At that point in the interview, Sunny said something along the lines of, “Well I can see this isn’t going to be about the book” and then he hung up on them.

The guys were confused about what had just happened. The interview was trucking along smoothly; they’d said nothing offensive or degrading. They were simply asking questions about Sunny and the Hell’s Angel organization. They were only 2 minutes into the interview and didn’t have a chance to bring up the book yet. After the guy hung up on them, they talked about what had happened and became a little upset. Later, a few calls came in threatening TnT for their joking comments made about Sunny after he hung up. “You better just drop it” was one of them. The guys got over it and decided to move their show along. TnT did mention that they still want to talk with Sunny about his life and his book because it will be interesting so they’re going to try to see if they can get him on the air again in the future, when his fuse isn’t so short.

TnT spoke with John Bunell, the host of Fox’s “Police Videos”. They discussed the upcoming season of the show and then spent some time talking about a variety of police shows and police related topics. Towards the end of the interview, John sucked a little Husker ass by telling TnT about how he met the QB.

Tomorrow, TnT will be joined by Diana Jordan from the Funny Bone. She’ll most likely name drop all morning long, talk about the famous people she’s nailed and I’m sure her Playboy pictorial from 10 years ago will also be mentioned. It should be an interesting show so tune in. That’s all for today’s update. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby Bender-