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Friday 10-13-00

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning referencing something that was briefly talked about during yesterday’s show. A recent Rolling Stones article was centered on a frat guy in Lincoln who recently came out of the closet. In the article, one of the comments he made said he believed there were “very closeted homosexuals” on the Husker football team. Todd, Tyler and Donnie spent a little time trying to decipher who the gay Huskers were by using their last names. No definite conclusions were made, however. Later in the show, they brought the article up to Travis. Travis didn’t say much about it though because he was being ridden by one of the in-studio Untamed Shrews.

The guys discussed vegetarianism for a while. They got an e-mail detailing the various forms of the diet and went through each one. They found out some interesting facts about vegetarians and how they classify themselves. TnT also took some calls from active vegetarians who wanted to discuss it with them.

The Untamed Shrews came in this morning at around 7am. They flirted and teased Travis during his sportscast and, at one point, one of the Shrews had latched onto one of Trav’s man cans. The Shrews hung out for the entire show discussing anything that came up in conversation. They also seemed pleased to talk about being whores and such. You can catch the Shrews at the Funny Bone this weekend. They’re even having a special 2 for 1 night on Saturday because of the Husker game. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations and/or information.

As promised early on yesterday’s show, Donnie performed a union ceremony for a man named Richard and his dog, Snickers. The reason for the union was to poke fun at Don Stenburg’s recent comments about Proposition 416 in the World Herald where he referenced men marrying dogs. The ceremony took about 2 minutes but the love Richard has for Snickers will last a lifetime. Later in the show, TnT wanted to call someone in Stenburg’s office and replayed the clip for them to get some reaction. No one in his office would go on the air with TnT but TnT replayed the clip anyway. Donnie also performed a union ceremony for Todd and his Ford Explorer.

Larry the Cable Guy called today and delivered a commentary on the political correctness of the Miss America pageant. Stay tuned for more Larry next week.

Travis’s Box of the Week was the Untamed Shrews. His Lock of the Week is Texas Tech getting 20 at home against the Huskers.

Todd, Tyler and their guests got into a discussion about pregnancy this morning. They were bantering about the percentage of planned versus unplanned pregnancies. Everyone thought it was around a 50/50 percentage except Travis who believed the unplanned pregnancy number was much lower. The guys took some calls on the subject from listeners who had stories to share and they also discussed the typical “Ahw!” reaction most people have when they find out their loved one is pregnant when they didn’t expect it. In one of the best lines of the morning, Tony wrote in and referred to his child as “the little destroyer of dreams.”

Towards the end of the show, a caller checked in with a story about how her friend is dating a guy who supposedly had sex with a pig years ago. The caller wanted TnT’s advice as to whether or not her friend should ask her man if the story is true. The guys offered a few suggestions for bringing up the topic and finding out the truth. They asked her to check back in when she finds anything out. Well, that discussion lead into yet another disturbing sexual revelation from Donnie. Donnie said he’d have sex with a sheep for $500. So, if you’re keeping track, this week Donnie has offered to whore himself out for 2 different sexual acts. Earlier in the week, he said he would have sex with a male human (a priest) for $5000 and this morning, he’d take care of a sheep for $500. I’ve often worried about the things bouncing around in Donnie’s head and after his comments this week, my concerns for him have grown exponentially. Tune in next week to see if Donnie offers up his ass to a roaming band of one-legged hippopotamuses for a buck fifty.

Well, that’s all for the update today. Check back here on Monday for another one. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby Bender-