Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

10-18-00

Todd and Tyler started off their show talking about all sorts of things. The price and value of cable television and some items in the news were among the early topics. Last night’s Creed concert was a big discussion on the show today. Todd did end up letting his son attend the concert but he made him go to school for ½ a day beforehand. Donnie and Todd both gave their 2 cents on the show. Sopping Sock Monkey Lynn Taylor also checked in early this morning to talk about the Creed show last night.

Dr. Ed came in studio this morning and hung out with TnT for a while. He brought some good news about Todd’s requested vasectomy. Dr. Ed found a cool urologist named Dr. Sloan who said he would do the procedure for Todd. Dr. Ed warned TnT that Dr. Sloan was a bit of a prankster and later in the show, when Dr. Sloan called in, Dr. Ed was proven right. Dr. Sloan sounded like a freak! He was very cool and also quite funny. Just the guy you’d want near your penis with a knife. Anyway, details for Todd’s vasectomy will be worked out later. Speaking of vasectomies, the doc said quite a few times this morning that there was no way he’d ever get a vasectomy. Tyler seemed to get a kick out of that and proceeded to reiterate to Todd that a doctor won’t even get done what Todd is going to get done. Also during Dr. Ed’s visit to the show, the guys took a bunch of calls relating to vasectomies, birth control, foot warts and cards you can poop on and mail to doctors. Dr. Ed’s sister checked in from San Antonio and pranked him as well. He didn’t realize it was her on the phone and she was giving him a hard time about not wanting to get a vasectomy. When he finally did realize it was his sister, the wacky, madcap fun began. Dr. Ed will be back in studio in about 2 weeks so start saving your medical questions for him now.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in today and delivered a commentary on Paula Jones’s Penthouse spread. He also talked with TnT about the nose job she had. Larry will check in again later this week so keep tuned to the Todd and Tyler show.

Tammy Pescatelli from the Funny Bone joined TnT in studio this morning for a while. She hung out, joined in on the topics of the day and even offered up some medical advice along with Dr. Ed. Tammy also shared a story about meeting Gene Simmons of KISS at one of her shows a few weeks ago. She said he sat in the back with 2 skanks and, after her set, met her in the green room. Tammy said he was “a little touchy feely” but still pretty cool. He even sent her flowers the next day. Tammy also talked about her psycho ex-boyfriend for a while. TnT joked with Tammy all morning long about some Hy-Vee commercials she did a few years ago where she had to come up with funny jokes about whatever food product the grocery store had on sale that week. Tammy promised to do none of her Hy-Vee jokes on stage at the Bone this weekend. Check her out. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations and/or information.

Ox 45 came in towards the end of the show and played a tune for TnT. They only played one song because their singer was trying to save his voice for tonight’s performance at the Music Box. Ox 45 will be opening the show for C.C. Diville’s new band (yes, C.C. of Poison fame). I didn’t catch the name of his band but it’s something like Sledge 7. Anyway, go catch Ox 45 tonight. They are a great local band.

That’s all I’ve got for the update today. Check back here tomorrow for the Thursday edition. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-