Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Tuesday 10-31-00

The guys started off this morning’s show with a little friendly outreach to one of their listeners. Last week, TnT got a letter from a listener named Cindy. The hand written letter bashed Todd and Tyler for several pages but was occasionally sprinkled with a little bit of love for the guys. TnT took it as how it sounded, yet another clueless person bashing their show, and spent some time reading and discussing the intent behind the letter. Well, after hearing what the guys had to say about her letter, Cindy called Donnie last week quite upset. Even though she claimed her intent wasn’t to be hurtful towards TnT or their show, it certainly came off that way.

Anyway, in an attempt to show Cindy some love and “kill her with kindness”, Todd and Tyler sent Slave Boy Jeremy and Big Pussy to Cindy’s home this morning with a box of donuts and a rose as a peace offering. Upon reaching Cindy’s home, they spoke with her husband, Pat, who said she was at work and could be reached there. Pat and Cindy’s massive dogs tried to eat Big Pussy but he and Jeremy were able to escape unharmed. From there, they set off to Mutual and found Cindy. They gave her the gifts from TnT as she spoke with the guys about her letter and her misunderstood meaning behind it. She seemed nice enough but I’m not sure whether or not TnT actually believed that her letter had no malicious intent behind it.

Donnie wanted to have sex with Big Pussy’s butt for $500. That’s really all I have to say about that. I’m sorry if you’re looking for more but, hey, what have we come to expect from our favorite Producer?

Speaking of butt sex, the guys spent some time this morning talking about the various people of importance in the Catholic religion. They tried to figure out what the order was, from the top down, of all the various types of religious people within the Catholic church. They took some calls and discussed it with Travis when he came in.

Due to the fact that today is Halloween, the guys spent a little time discussing the holiday. Todd’s 15-year-old son wants to go out tonight with his buddies and Trick or Treat. Todd and Tyler both feel that 15 is too old for Trick or Treating. To get his son’s perspective, Todd gave him a call. His son said he was going as a Skutt girl and mentioned his main reason for going was to get candy. The odd part of it is, he hasn’t been Trick or Treating for the last 3 years. The guys tried to convince him that he was too old but didn’t seem to make much progress even after promising to tease him about it very often in the future.

Phone calls from listeners began to come in on the topic of the proper Trick or Treating age. Most of the tales turned out to be about alternatives to Trick or Treating or embarrassing things that happened to listeners when they Trick or Treated when too old. Some of the more memorable calls involved a guy who was dressed up like a KKK man by his mother and was then chased all the way home by an African American family and the story from a listener who detailed an extortion/protection ring to ward off Halloween pranksters. Later in the discussion, Todd called his mother to find out exactly how old he was when he had stopped Trick or Treating. She said he was around 11-years-old and helped further TnT’s opinion that Todd’s son is just too old to Trick or Treat.

Someone in Todd and Tyler’s office recently received an urban legend e-mail. The message was about how people are hiding in the backs of cars or under cars at malls in an attempt to bring back female human body parts as part of a gang initiation. The same urban legends and rumors have been floating around for at least the last 10 years, as I remember the same story from when I was in elementary school. Well, someone in TnT’s office fell for it and distributed the e-mail message to everyone as factual. The guys spent a little time discussing the urban legend and the different variations on it that have sprung up over time.

At one point in the show, Todd and Tyler had a lengthy discussion about Todd’s semen. With his upcoming Vasectomy, Todd has been thinking about whether or not he should save some of his stuff in case he ever decides to have another child in the future. Travis tried to tell Todd not to get the procedure if he wasn’t absolutely sure he didn’t want more kids. Tyler and Donnie had a little fun talking about Todd freezing his semen. Not many calls came in on the topic but I’m sure it will be brought up again tomorrow when Dr. Ed makes his bi-weekly visit to the show. Make sure to tune in for that.

Late in the show, TnT played an audio clip of Bobby Knight that they received through the e-mail. The audio clip had Bobby dropping the F-bomb and swearing at his team. After hearing the clip, Todd and Tyler spent some time discussing the coach and his actions. Tyler and Travis remembered their days in organized sports in high school and discussed how their coaches were quite similar to Bobby, if not using the F-word, they still swore and got quite angry. Todd talked about how the coach of his son’s little league football team says “hell” and “damn” in front of the kids and Todd didn’t think that was quite appropriate for a bunch of 8 and 9-year-olds. Dani, in an odd attempt to correlate Todd and Tyler’s discussion with her own story, said her Pon Pom leaders never yelled or swore at them. Her odd attempt failed as TnT spent some time, at that point, laughing at her for trying to tie in her Pon Pom squad with the realm of high school football. The guys took some calls form listeners who shared their own coach stories and even got a call from a female coach who provided her interesting perspective on the matter.

Well, that’s about all I have for the update today. Dr. Ed will be joining TnT in studio tomorrow so make sure to tune in for that. I’m sure we’ll also be given an update on whether or not a bunch of 17-year-old, non-costume-wearing punkasses visited the Tyler, Brandt and Caller 9 households begging for candy. Tune in from 5:30am to 10am for another show and then check back here in the afternoon for the written update of the show’s events. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-