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Friday 11-17-00

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show by talking about a few impulse buy items they ran across yesterday. Todd saw an item called the “Turbie Twister” that relates to the towel turban women can pull off after a shower. Tyler said he bought some sort of floating ball thermometer that he really didn’t have a use for. The guys were also a little crabby at Donnie because he wasn’t to work yet. They called the Dodge residence to see if he’d overslept and got a hold of Caller 9. She said that Donnie had left at about 5:45 and would be in shortly. Once he arrived, TnT gave him a little bit of a hard time about being late saying that they should have bought him an alarm clock as a wedding present.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a commentary on people who don’t mind their own business. He was bitched at by a “fatty” who didn’t think it was a good idea for him to chew tobacco. Tune in next week for more Larry commentaries.

In order to avoid any speculation on the part of some people, Tyler made an announcement this morning. Unfortunately, Becky lost her baby in the 12th week (I believe 12th). It is sad, yes, but things of this nature happen quite often to a lot of people. Tyler said that they would be trying for another child at some point after the holiday season. I’m sure you all hope, as I do, that things will work out better for Becky and Tyler next time. We look forward to a joyful announcement at some point in the future!

One of Dani’s news stories was about how some men in a country in Africa were breaking American made condoms because they were too well endowed. That story lead in to the biggest topic on the show this morning. They guys spent a great deal of time discussing the penis sizes of different cultures. Being heterosexual men, they were full of speculation. For clarification on the matter, they asked women to check in and either confirm or deny the penis size order in accordance to culture that they had established. Several women phoned in giving details about the penis sizes of various men they had slept with. The guys even received a phone call form a gay man named Trevor who filled them in on his own encounters with International Throck. Trevor called back later in the show when the topic resurfaced and, after several questions from the hosts and their guests, proclaimed that he liked wide ones because he likes “to feel like I’m being ripped.” That statement floored TnT and their guests with laughter. In the end, the pecking order (so to speak) of penis sizes put black men at the top closely followed by white guys. It seemed the rest were sort of lumped together into a multi-cultural pile.

Todd and Tyler’s comic friend Mark Gross checked in this morning. He talked about what he’s been doing lately and mentioned that he might be on Leno some time towards the end of this month. He also had a pretty good story about a slip-up he made while doing a show somewhere near Cape Cod. I’m sure we’ll hear from Mark again in the near future.

Travis came in and did sports this morning. As normal for a Friday, he also gave his Lock and Box of the week. Travis has chosen Florida +12 against Florida State for his Lock. His Box of the Week is Bette Midler. Travis also sparked a few conversations in today’s show about high schools recruiting for football, dog shows and the catholic school system in general. He also gave Dodge Count Duke a pretty good verbal railing when he phoned in. Travis seemed in top form this morning. Perhaps that has something to do with the fact that he doesn’t have to cover the damned Huskers this weekend.

Marc Ryan from the Funny Bone came in and hung out with TnT for a while. He talked about his career in comedy and what it is like being from the South now living in LA. Marc also talked about how he has to leave Omaha on Sunday to go film an episode of a UPN sitcom that I’ve never heard of. He seemed very funny and enjoyed his time on the show. Check him out at the Funny Bone this weekend by calling 493-8036. Also, visit his web site at http://www.marcryan.com” target=blank>www.marcryan.com.

Jeff Bell, the former singer of Janglepop, came in studio this morning and played a few acoustic tunes for TnT. During his visit, the guys got into a discussion about how local bands are constantly breaking up. They tried to figure out why band members have such a hard time getting along. They even got a few calls form local band people who had speculations. In the end, it was determined that a majority of the time a band breaks up, it’s due to a chick. You can catch Jeff Bell playing at the Pizza Shop on 60th & Maple in Benson today.

Well, that’s the Friday version of the TnT show update. Check back here Monday for a new one. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-