Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 1-24-01

Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning by talking about their Traveling All Star Dodge Ball team. Yesterday, they made arrangements to play the West Harrison High School teachers taking place in Mondamond, IA on February 22nd. Later in the show, they confirmed another dodge ball game against Central High on February 21st. Both games will be taking place at 7pm. As conformation of the dodge ball games came in, they got more calls from listeners who wanted to suggest other schools they might be able to work a game out with. Any additional games or further information will be posted in an update so keep checking back.

The guys spent some time this morning discussing more dynamics of relationships. They got an e-mail from a woman asking then whether she should cheat on her husband with a guy who has recently come into the picture. The guys felt that if she did, she’d end up regretting it and going back to her husband. During the discussion of the e-mail, they got a call from a guy who said he has recently separated from his wife and is getting a divorce. He believes his friends are already trying to get into her pants. After getting the names of three of his buddies, placed a few phone calls and eventually got one of them on the air. The husband confronted his friend about what he was thinking but the friend denied everything saying he was actually trying to get the woman to go back with her husband. TnT weren’t sure whether or not to believe the guy because he could, after all, just be covering his own butt. After the call, Todd and Tyler continued to talk about various aspects of cheating and divorced relationships.

After much talk, Todd and Tyler’s Erection Island took place this morning right around 7am. Three of the four contestants they had scheduled arrived to take part in the game. Mike and Bruce were the 37 and 43-year-old men while Zack was the 19-year-old. Also joining the show was a female named Christine whose job it was to spot any chubbing action. At about 7:30am, TnT had the three contestants drop their pants to expose their tighty whitey covered throcks. They then turned on a porno movie to tempt the men. Over the next 40 minutes, the guys turned up and down the volume on the porno movie and checked the throck status of their contestants. They also received about a hundred calls from both male and females who wanted to inform TnT that they were “out” of the contest due to their own chubbing just from hearing the show. TnT, Slave Boy Jeremy, Brian and Donnie were “out” multiple times during the bit.

After nearly 45 minutes of no chubbing, that’s right, no chubbing, TnT decided they’d have to change the rules to the game. Instead of the men trying to hold off the chub, the guys now wanted them to get a chub the fastest. About 5 minutes into the new rules, both Bruce and Mike achieved erection and won the contest. Actually, the prize money was split between all three of the good sports. It was very surprising how long Erection Island lasted this morning. For most normal men, you’d figure it would take about 30 seconds for them to get a chub with fresh porn but for these 3 guys, it was nearly an hour! TnT were of the opinion that the studio temperature along with the unfamiliar surroundings and strangers present were among contributing factors to the contestants amazing mind-over-chub power.

Rick Gutierrez came in studio and hung out with TnT for the last hour of their show. He’ll be appearing at the Funny Bone as the headliner all weekend. He talked about a variety of things including how much sex bus drivers get, what it was like being a prison guard in Texas and how evil his wife is. He was very funny and seemed to enjoy being back on the TnT show. Rick will be joining Todd and Tyler in studio again on Friday morning so make sure to tune in. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations and ticket information.

Well, that’s about it for the update today. Check back tomorrow for the Thursday version. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-