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Wednesday 1-31-01

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing the plans for the day, which included a visit from Dr. Ed and their Constipation Island contest. After a few minutes, the guys decided they’d change the name of the contest to Defecation Island instead. They talked a little bit about the product they’d purchased to induce excretion, which was called “Fleet” and read over the directions carefully. The three contestants for the contest, Shane, IHOP and John all came in studio and downed their share of the 2 bottles of laxative. Donnie tried to talk them in to putting on adult diapers in case of an accident but none of the three wanted to put them on. Donnie also ran a microphone from the studio to the bathroom across the hall. He rigged the mike up so that it hung right over the back of the toilet bowl. The guys checked in with toilet mike several times during the show. After the contest had begun, TnT sent the guys off to the jock lounge and checked in with them a few times as the show went on.

The guys got a call from another Todd and Tyler Carl Jarl Dumbass of the day. This morning’s dumbass was named Andy. TnT let Donnie take care of hooking Andy up with an unlocking off the air. Keep in mind that the Todd and Tyler Carl Jarl Dumbass of the Day is a continuing promotion that any TnT listener can take part in during the hours of their show (until further notice, and only 1Dumbass per day).

Larry the Cable Guy phoned in this morning and delivered a commentary on how Anna Nicole Smith is a big heffer whore. Stay tuned for another call from Larry later in the week.

Dr. Ed came in studio this morning and hung out with TnT for a couple of hours. He joined in on the topics of the day and answered a plethora of medical questions from the hosts and their listeners. Some of the topics covered today included poop-related issues, various sexual positions for pregnant women and cold spooge. Dr. Ed will be joining TnT again in about two weeks so start saving your medical questions for him now.

The guys got into a big discussion over the Jesus Triscuit this morning after Brian read a story in his newscast. A catholic church in Boston refuses to allow a 5-year-old girl to use an alternate wafer for communion. The girl has some sort of disease in which she is unable to eat things with wheat in them. Her parents had asked the church to allow her a substitute but they wouldn’t do it. When Travis came in, he backed the church saying that there was some sort of alternative to the Jesus Triscuit that would be suitable for the little girl. A caller phoned in and corrected him, however, pointing out that even in the alternative Jesus Triscuit there is still wheat.

At around a quarter after 9 this morning, Todd and Tyler’s Defecation Island contestants weren’t showing much sign of discomfort. To help them along, TnT whipped out the old Fart CD and played some clips in order to ease the contestants into unleashing the anal hounds. They hoped it would have the same effect playing waterfall sound effects did on someone that had to go pee. At around 9:45am, the guys decided it was time to change the contest rules because, even after the three contestants had finished off 2 full bottles of Fleet, no one had the sort of reaction TnT were hoping for. To determine a winner of Defecation Island, TnT sent each of the three contestants into the bathroom to do their business while they listened to the audio from the toilet microphone. Shane went in first followed by IHOP and then John. After the three had finished doing their dooty (a pun), TnT opened up the phone lines and took the first 10 caller’s votes for who the winner should be. It was determined that John, the final contestant to enter the bathroom and poop was the winner. Congratulations John.

Well, that’s about all I’ve got for the update this afternoon. Check back here tomorrow for the Thursday version. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-