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Wednesday 2-14-01

Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning venting more anger and frustration on the weather. Not only was it nearly impossible for them to scrape their windows to get to work, but the weather caused Dr. Ed to be iced in in Dallas so he couldn’t join the show today. Later, Stink Bait Jake was trying to make his way in to the show for more Ex-Lover Valentine’s Day fun but he put his car in a ditch and had to go home. TnT spent a great deal of time this morning discussing the weather and how much it sucks. Even Donnie, the self-described “big kid” when it comes to winter, went off on the whole winter situation saying how much he hates it too.

Throughout the show, TnT asked for calls from people who love winter. They got a few calls but all of those people were idiots. TnT also asked to hear from guys who really enjoy Valentine’s Day. They got a few of those calls too but none of them sounded sincere. Brain Houston read two legends of Saint Valentine in an effort to try to figure out how the Hallmark holiday came about. Both were interesting but still didn’t change the fact that Valentine’s Day is a made-up holiday designed to cause men grief.

Larry the Cable Guy phoned in this morning and talked about Valentine’s Day for a bit before he moved on to deliver a commentary on Clinton laughing at lesbian jokes. Stay tuned for more stellar comedy from Larry as the week progresses.

Speaking of lesbians, today is the 1-year anniversary for all of the couples married on the Todd and Tyler show last Valentine’s Day. One couple, Betty and Regina, phoned TnT to let them know that they were still together. During the conversation, one of the ladies claimed that she doesn’t lick pie. That confused TnT because, in essence, don’t lesbians do just that? None of the other couples married on the TnT show last year phoned in.

TnT got a call from a guy named Miller today. He’s the man who phoned a while ago and sang the two “Todd and Tyler are real, real good” songs. Miller sang TnT another impromptu Valentine’s Day song and he sounded great. After his song, TnT confirmed that Miller is indeed a brother who sounds like a neck. We all may be hearing more songs form Miller in the future. Oh yea, speaking of songs, Lynn recorded a call from a listener yesterday who was hammered. He sang a hideously written/sounding song about Travis, Jeremy, Donnie and TnT that couldn’t have sounded any worse if it were accompanied by the wailing screams of burning villagers. I laughed my ass off.

On Monday, TnT will start qualifying Vegas Trip winners for the 4th Annual party plane to Vegas. They played the promo for the contest this morning. The discussion of going to Vegas put TnT in a better mood about things, however, they sounded like they would rather be leaving today than waiting until April. Also as part of their Vegas talk, Tyler mentioned that he’ll be taking his dad with him this time. Ed told Tyler that he wanted “some pussy” in Vegas this time, which everyone got a kick out of. They phoned Ed to confirm his desire and spent some time talking with Tyler’s dad about a few other things.

Tonight is the Broken Hearts Ball taking place at the Players Club on 84th and Park Drive (next to the old Pinky’s). Join Todd and Tyler, Cheshire Grin and countless numbers of dateless men and women as they try to celebrate Valentine’s Day singles style. I believe it’s a $5 cover to get in and the first 50 women to attend get a Valentine’s Day flower.

That’s it for the update today. I’ve impressed myself with this one. My notes for the show this morning simply read “weather sux, Valentine’s Day talk, Cable Guy on Clinton lesbians, no pie licking lesbian wedding a year ago, Miller the brother neck, Ed in Vegas after pussy and loser ball tonight”. Tune in tomorrow as TnT will be speaking with someone from CBS’s “48 Hours” as well as a few other guests. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-