Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 2-21-01

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show with an announcement regarding their sacks. Todd is now spermless! He had a little trouble getting his sample to the doctor’s office because of short-term memory loss. You see, Todd left his medicine jar full of sample on the counter on his way out the door. After returning home for it, he was able to get it to the doctor’s office in time for testing. He later found out that his swimmers are gone.

TnT spent some time discussing substitute teachers today. Brian read a news story about an 18-year-old Alabaman guy who was substitute teaching and got busted for molesting two teenaged girls. The guys wondered what an 18-year-old was doing substituting in the first place. He was, after all, nearly the same age as the girls he was accused of messing with. Well, they got a call from an Omaha area substitute teacher who informed them of the laws here, although he wasn’t sure on the laws of Alabama. He said that anyone can be a substitute teacher as long as they’ve got 60 credit hours in college, regardless of the field of study. The only other stipulation is that you have to pass some sort of test. It was an interesting discussion that lead the guys into recalling their days in school and the mean things they used to do with substitute teachers.

Larry the Cable Guy phoned the show this morning. It was the first time TnT had heard from Larry sense the Earnhardt death. Larry, who lives in Florida not too far away from Daytona, talked with them about the reaction people had to Earnhardt’s death in his area. After that, Larry went on to deliver a commentary about how difficult it is to tell the difference between pregnant and just plain fat woman. Larry concluded his call by saying that he wouldn’t be able to phone the show on Friday due to some travel plans so make sure to tune in on Monday of next week when Larry will most likely be checking in again.

The guys spent a great deal of time this morning discussing more Earnhardt-related hate e-mails and faxes. Towards the last half of the show, Todd read off a stack of funny e-mails they’d received that were making fun of all of the hateful Earnhardt fans who threatened to boycott the TnT show. They even spent a little time talking about a racing web site’s message board where the Todd and Tyler show became a hot topic for a while.

TnT spoke with yesterday’s Vegas trip winner, Brian Webber from Fremont. They phoned him for a “coolness check” and spent a little time talking with him about the upcoming trip. Brian said he’s a Vegas virgin. He also said that he wasn’t sure he was going to take his wife on the trip. TnT asked why he may not take her and he danced around the question. The guys asked if they could call his wife and Brian agreed. Once they got a hold of her, she didn’t seem very receptive to their questions. After a minute or two, she opened up and said that she did want to go on the trip with her husband and explained the circumstances surrounding his being the 92nd caller yesterday, which was the direct result of something she had done. After TnT had heard that, they guilted Brian into agreeing to take his wife on the trip. Following that call, they played a clip from today’s movie. Although I can’t reveal the title of the film here due to the millions of folks who read my update and would use the information to cheat and not listen to the TnT show, I will say that today’s movie was a very good one.

Well, hyper religious Bill phoned the show again this morning to take TnT up on their tongue-in-cheek offer of a dodge ball game. He claimed that he could get 20 people rounded up to take on the Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Star team at any time. TnT said that if they played Bill and his alleged team that they would like the money raised in the event to go to Planned Parenthood as the targeted charity. Bill didn’t like that idea and tried to twist the discussion into making it look as though TnT didn’t want to play him and his friends. During the call, Bill bashed a few of TnT’s regular callers including Dodge County Duke. Well, in one of the funnier Bill-related moments on the show recently, Todd and Tyler put Duke on the air with Bill at the same time. The two verbally sparred for a while in what could only be described as a melting pot of mom cards, more mom cards and Copernicus references. The guys had to dump Bill because he swore and, while waiting for the delay to build back up, Bill hung up.

Cathleen Dunbar from the Funny Bone came in and hung out with TnT for a bit. She joined in on the topics of the day and talked about being from Milwaukee. She was pretty funny and seemed to have a good time with TnT. You can catch her at the Funny Bone tonight and Thursday night. Also, tonight’s a Z-92 night at the Funny Bone so stop on out and catch the show. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

Towards the end of the show, TnT spoke with John Curabi. He used to play for Motley Crue and is currently touring with RATT who will be playing at the Ranch Bowl tonight. John is also in the band Union which has been touring around playing many KISS conventions lately. The guys talked with John about those conventions as well as delving into his life on the road with Crue and, currently, RATT. They also talked with him about his future plans which sounded like they included another Union album.

Well, that’s the update for Wednesday. Check back here tomorrow for the Thursday edition. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-