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Wednesday 2-28-01

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show discussing last night’s mutilation in Malvern. The Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Star team whooped up on their competition 5 to 1. The guys were quite pleased to say that Malvern followed the dodge ball rules last night unlike many of their previous opponents. Over $1500 was raised for the Post-Prom party bringing the total of raised cash for charity to over $4000 this season. The guys took a few calls from people who attended last night’s game and had fun talking about various aspects of the competition.

Brian was up all night mowing and scraping, mowing and scraping so, consequently, he was a little tired today. He did do the news, sleepy as he was. Brian also had a story to share about his scraping duties last night. He said he was snow blowing the driveway of one of his customers at about 3am when a neighbor of his customer came storming out of his house. The man had obviously been jostled out of bed by the noise of Brian’s equipment because he was in pajamas and was barefoot. He yelled at Brian for a while, threatened to call the police and got Brian’s license plate number. Brian said he just blew off the old guy, got his job done and left.

Mitch Dorphmeyer was yesterday’s Vegas trip winner. That’s as good a spelling on that name as you’re gonna get. Todd and Tyler phoned him this morning in order to check out whether or not Mitch was cool. It turns out that he was. Mitch said he and his wife got married in Vegas in 1991 and were planning a trip for their 10-year anniversary in April. Now that he’s won the Vegas trip with Todd and Tyler, he will be able to save a little cash on the anniversary trip. After TnT spoke with the winner they played a clip from today’s Vegas movie. I can’t go into too much detail without giving away the movie for today but I will say that the audio clip from today’s film sounded as though the scene had two guys rubbing each other in a locker room. I’m almost 100% positive the video would clear up that nasty visual but, hey, it’s radio.

Dr. Ed came in this morning and spent a couple hours with Todd and Tyler. He answered a plethora of questions including concerns about testicular lumps, bleeding bums, the effect of pot on short term memory, reverse ejaculation and the effect of pot on short term memory. There were many other topics covered today as well. Dr. Ed will be joining Todd and Tyler again in about 2 weeks so start stockpiling your medically related questions now.

When Travis came in he told Todd and Tyler that he’s decided to give up drinking coffee, Coke and alcohol for Lent. The guys gave him a hard time about it for a while. Travis also mentioned that the “Save it or Shave it” promotion will come to a conclusion tonight. Check out Travis’s sportscast on the KPTM 9 o’clock nightly news to see if his facial hair stays or goes. Travis, I personally dig it. Keep that bear. TnT also discussed Big Beefy Friday once Travis left and tried to come up with a way to get some meat in Trav’s unsuspecting pie hole on any given Friday.

Yesterday Brian saw a set of 52DDD breasts when he was flashed at the Quick Trip by a listener in celebration of Pretty Fat Tuesday. Today, the lady who those breasts belong to phoned the show to talk some more about her “big, ugly” boobs. She went on for a while about how gnarly her breasts are, how stretch marked her entire body is and about how her nipple was once bitten by a frisky horse in search of sugar cubes.

The guys spent some time talking about their upcoming dodge ball game in Ft. Calhoune. They’ve decided to call it the Monday Meltdown for alliteration purposes. They took a few calls on the game and talked about the charity that will be benefiting from the event. Further details and more smack are sure to follow as the game approaches.

That’s the update for today. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-