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Tuesday 5-22-01

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by reading a hate e-mail from a lady who was upset with them over the content of Friday’s show. They had read a survey about places where people might masturbate and spent a little time talking about it last week. Well, the lady who wrote the e-mail got mad because her child was mimicking what TnT were talking about. She claimed that she never really listens to the show and then went on to say that they probably lost “40 listeners because of Masturbation Friday.” The guys talked about the e-mail for a while and then moved on. They also spent some time talking about Council Bluff’s huge “wolf dog” problem as mentioned in Brian’s newscast. They went off on a very strange tangent that somehow involved coon cats, Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London” song, dogs mating with meth labs and more.

TnT also discussed an investigative report that aired on television last night. It was a hidden camera story in which a man approached various law enforcement officers in different counties and asked how he could go about filing a report against an officer. According to the hidden cameras, everyone except the officers approached in Sarpy County told the man the procedure. The Sarpy County “jack boots” got all up in a huff about the man’s question and demanded his ID. When the guy (a former police officer who travels all around the country doing these hidden camera test) refused to give up his ID because it’s not the law, the officers made up their own laws and told him it was indeed the law. Todd and Tyler spent some time discussing the report and the way those particular officers acted. They also played some of the audio from the report and took a few calls throughout the show. For full details of the story including video, visit this web link to the story on www.omahachannel.com. It’s very interesting stuff.

The guys spent some more time giving details of their upcoming Mazda Miata giveaway taking place on Saturday. They shared some information about the contest they’ll be having to give away 5 additional keys to listeners in attendance before the car is actually given away. They talked for a bit about many “What would you do” suggestions that have been called or e-mailed in to the show. Some of the stranger ones were the guy who wanted to get beat up by his buddy after being launched from a shopping cart, the woman who wants to set fire to her man’s back, the lady who can extinguish candles with her pie “on command” and the guy who wants Brian to weed eat his spiked hair. Keep the suggestions coming and phone the guys on Wednesday morning with more ideas.

When Attaboy Travis came in this morning, he shared a story about a little mental blur he had yesterday. As he had mentioned last week, Travis has been having a little trouble keeping air in his tires in the afternoon. Because he is the cheapest link, he has caused a little damage to his tires by not purchasing the 50 cent air provided by some gas stations. Well, things finally caught up to him yesterday and his tire actually went flat on his way to a lunch meeting. He fixed the tire and arrived at the restaurant but was quite dirty due his manual labor efforts. Travis went to the bathroom to wash his hands and as he was finishing up, a woman entered the bathroom and said something to the effect of, “Huhm, huhm. Aren’t you in the wrong room?” That’s right. Attaboy Travis had unknowingly sauntered into the women’s restroom. Everyone, including Attaboy, seemed to get a kick out of the story.

Former Husker, College Football Hall of Fame guy, 2-time Outland Trophy and single Lombardi Award winner Dave Rimington came in studio and hung out with Todd and Tyler through most of today’s show. Dave came in to promote the Boomer Esiason Nebraska Golf Classic, a benefit to help end Cystic Fibrosis. The event is taking place on June 24th and 25th. You can find information at http://www.befnebraskagolfclassic.com” target=blank>www.befnebraskagolfclassic.com or call (402) 330-6164.

Dave hung out with Todd and Tyler for a majority of this morning’s show. The guys had plenty of things to talk about including Dave’s career in college and the NFL. There was a lot of discussion about injuries in professional football including specifics on some of the funky things Dave has gone through and witnessed. The guys talked quite a bit about players in the NFL and Dave’s impressions of what it was like playing against them. Dave’s sister phoned the show today and informed TnT that it was his birthday today and later in the show, a few of his old friends checked in to say hello.

Scottie from Husker Hounds stopped by the show today and hung out with the guys for a while. He brought with him several items in which he wanted Dave Rimington to sign so he could put them on the shelves at his store. We also found out today that for a short while, Scottie was a probation officer. Judging by the caller who phoned the show and said he used to see Scottie as his probation officer, everyone’s favorite Husker storeowner wasn’t the world’s best at it, for the caller has just gotten back on probation.

Dr. Ed will be joining Todd and Tyler tomorrow so if you have any interesting medical questions, make sure you tune in and give the guys a call. Well, that’s the update for Tuesday. Listen from 5:30 to 10am and then check back here in the afternoon for the update. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-