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Wednesday 5-23-01

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show by playing a hate phone call JP recorded for them yesterday. The woman on the recording was upset with TnT about their comments made in reference to two Plattsmouth police officers that were featured on Channel 7’s hidden camera report Monday night. The guys had joked around about the two officers being a little tubby and the crabby lady who left the message took offence to that. She called TnT assholes and asked, “Sense when do we judge people on their looks?” TnT rebutted with a very true, “Sense forever” and went on to discuss the call, her complaint and more about the Channel 7 report. Also early in the show, TnT played the new Tony Bologna tune about coon cats. Although it was a little long and had a few references that TnT didn’t know the origin of such as the coon cat being “cool” and dipping his claws in poison, the guys seemed to like the song overall.

TnT continued their mission to destroy the First Wireless Husker phone they’ve been abusing for a couple of weeks. They played a recording Donnie made yesterday of the phone being buried in a wheel barrel and also ran over by a sod cutter. Later, Donnie went out to the parking lot and set fire to the phone. Unfortunately, the phone turned off before Donnie actually set the fire so there really wasn’t any audio. TnT seemed a bit pissed that Donnie wasn’t listening to them while performing the stunt so he could actually hear them say that the phone had cut out but they didn’t give him too hard a time about it when he returned to the studio.

The guys spent some time rounding up contestants for their “What would you do” contest taking place on Saturday. Many of the people who had already checked in with their suggestions were confirmed during this morning’s show. The guys also talked to pothead Loady and worked out details of his stunt, which involves him zapping himself with a stun gun. TnT also spoke to two females today named Amy. Both women said that they have the amazing ability to blow candles out with their pies (as delicately put as possible, frankly, because queef isn’t in my spell checker and I don’t want to look like a dumbass not knowing how the word is spelled). TnT asked for and received some details on the women’s special talent and liked the idea of seeing it done but didn’t think it would work for their contest.

Dr. Ed Dominguez came in studio and hung out with Todd and Tyler for a couple of hours. He answered medical questions from listeners and the hosts alike. Dr. Ed also talked a little College World Series with the guys and said he’s pulling for Rice. At one point in his visit, the Doc referred to a caller’s breast as a “boob” and he seemed a little embarrassed by it. Shortly after, his pager went off and everyone seemed to get a kick out of his reaction; half expecting that he was in trouble for saying “boob” on the radio. Dr. Ed will be back in a few weeks.

During Dr. Ed’s visit today, I realized a little something about myself and wondered if any of you might have thought as I did. After TnT had spoken to the two Amy girls with windy pies, the very next call was from a guy who asked about his son’s bloody nose problem. I had to turn down the radio and check back every couple of seconds to see if the call was over because hearing talk of bloody noses makes my knees weak and I start getting the pre-puke twitches. I had to laugh at myself because I’d just spent the previous 10 minutes enjoying the hell out of hearing two women talk with Todd and Tyler about having vaginal gusts capable of putting out small fires. That didn’t phase me but a simple bloody nose was too much for me to handle.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a commentary on a camp that has been set up for terrorists. The commentary was actually a letter he had written to the camp bitching them out for being idiots. It was pretty amusing. Larry will be in town and at the Funny Bone next week so start cutting down on the chew and save your cash so you can get out and see his show.

Mark Gross phoned the show this morning from the LA airport. He’s going to be in town at the Funny Bone this week. He didn’t talk to Todd and Tyler for very long but did say he’s looking forward to coming back in town. He’ll be on the TnT show later this week.

Towards the end of the show, TnT read an interesting piece from Cosmo in which had women complaining about things their men have done to them after sex. As the guys went over the list, they didn’t see too many terrible things listed and came to the conclusion that the women in the article were just a little bit too bitchy. They read a few e-mails from listeners who related to the article, took a few phone calls and then shared some of their own stories about things they or their friends have done to women that upset them after knocking it out.

The Fish Heads will be in studio with Todd and Tyler tomorrow. It should be another great show so make sure to tune in. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-