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Tuesday 6-12-01

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show with a little more talk about the College World Series. The guys went back to the Johnny yesterday and shared a few stories about things they witnessed. Georgia fans were a big inspiration for discussion this morning after Tyler talked about seeing a fan cheer Georgia on. Tyler explained that the woman chanted something while moving her fist in a circle above her head. Then, out of nowhere, she folded her chin back into her mouth, sunk her head deep inside her neck like some odd character from that acid trip film “Brazil” and then barked like a rabid bulldog with phlegm bubbles-a-gurgling. TnT, along with the help of Donnie, reproduced a pretty accurate imitation of the woman’s bulldog-ish bark, which was placed in the computer for easy access. All morning long, often for no apparent reason, the bulldog bark came out as a comedic enhancement to whatever the guys were discussing at the moment.

There was a plethora of “Brian’s gay” talk today as he was late for work due to attending a late night Pampered Chef party. He also complained of having a blade of grass stuck in his eyes. Either he had a mowing mishap or he had a mowing mishap. Perhaps one of his gay lawn care buddies purposely dropped an ergonomic spatula and face planted Brian into some much with a pelvic thrust as the unsuspecting news guy bent over to retrieve the fallen utensil. Who knows?

Kevin McKenzie from Great Plains Counseling Center stopped by today for a few hours. Todd and Tyler opened up the phone lines to listeners who had trained counseling related questions for Kevin and the calls came pouring in. For each question, he offered his expert advice while Todd and Tyler gave their opinions on how each caller could be helped. This morning, they discussed moved-in moms, over organized kids, a happy couple with one angry checkbook, blended families and variations of them and more. They got several calls from high school sweethearts who wanted to talk about how they survived the odds as well. Also, the guys phoned Todd’s mom during their discussion of over organized kids to talk about when Todd switched from being organized to the way he is now. The conclusion was drawn that it occurred about the time he started drinking beer. Kevin will be back in about 3 weeks so start storing up your questions for him now. Also, you can reach the Great Plains Counseling Center at 292-7712.

Travis came in and did sports this morning. Afterwards, he mentioned that today he and his wife are celebrating their 8th anniversary. When TnT asked what Attaboy Trav got his wife, they already knew “nothing” was the answer. Attaboy said that his wife told him that she really didn’t want anything and that was what he was going to comply with. TnT disagreed with him saying that women always say they want nothing when in reality they do want something. Travis also mentioned that his wife hated him for the first couple years of their marriage. As you can imagine, TnT had some fun with that statement throughout the remainder of the show. Make sure to tune in tomorrow. I’m sure if Attaboy Travis does break down and buy his wife something, he’ll be quite willing to share the gift details with TnT tomorrow.

J Medicine Hat phoned Todd and Tyler this morning and talked a bit about his upcoming shows at the Funny Bone. He will be appearing tonight through this coming Monday, Monday being the X-rated show. Tonight, the Funny Bone is running a special deal for anyone who hasn’t seen J’s show. Just call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations and you can get in to see Medicine Hat for only $1. By the way, J Medicine Hat will be joining Todd and Tyler in studio on Friday’s show.

Tyler’s dad and fiancé came in this morning and hung out towards the end of the show. Ed joined in a little bit on the topics of the day but really didn’t say too much. He may have been reading the paper. Becky’s only word of the morning was a flashback from her last visit to the show towards the end of last week. Courtney Love was mentioned in Brian’s entertainment news, which prompted Becky to blurt out, once again, “whore”. I wet myself.

To wrap up the show today, the guys continued on a topic that was brought up during the therapist’s visit. Todd mentioned a hypothetical situation about how one cannot sound like a hypocrite for telling your child not to do something you might do. They discussed the various dynamics of the situation and took a few calls from listeners with similar difficulties yet only quazi-helpful suggestions.