Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 6-20-01

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show by discussing several events in the homosexual community that are coming up soon. There is going to be a gay rodeo in Springfield in just a couple of weeks but TnT will be out of town. Also there is going to be a gay pride parade on Saturday that the guys spent a little bit of time talking about. An article in the newspaper about the dramatic increase in the number of same-sex households was brought up and discussed too.

In the vein of all the gay talk, TnT reintroduced their idea for having a homosexual man come in and do sports for them later this week. They have offered up their show as a vehicle to allow any gay broadcaster in town to come out on the air but have yet to get any response. Secondly, in their quest to find someone to admit being gay and come do sports for them, they only got one or two interested parties. One was the non-gay Doug from down the street, as many of you long time listeners might remember him as. He’s out of a job now and frankly, has nothing better to do at the moment. The second interested person was Gene fro the Brass Grille (1207 Harney) who’s become infamous for greeting Todd and Tyler with, “Hey faggiiiits” on every phone call. I’m not sure if any decision was made but I’m sure the guys will continue the discussion tomorrow.

Brian W. Houston, lawn boy extraordinaire (mow and joke mow and joke) came in today and covered not only the news, but he also did sports again for Travis. Travis has been out of town all week so B. W. has been pulling double duty as chubby sports guy and chubby news chick. He’ll continue throughout the week until Attaboy Trav reclaims his chair next week.

Donnie’s furniture got repossessed so TnT phoned former Prize Lady Barb, who’s having a moving/garage sale through the weekend. The guys talked with Barb about the sale, how she’s moving to Arizona and then Donnie tried to weasel Barb out of a free dresser.

Dr. Ed came in this morning and hung out with Todd and Tyler for a few hours. The guys took many phone calls from listeners who needed the Doc’s advice. There was a plethora of topics discussed today including diseases contracted from llamas, how one gets rid of neon yellow and green poop, there were various calls from people who had screwed up backs and they also discussed spontaneous puking in a 2-year-old. Any Dr. Ed visit to the Todd and Tyler show wouldn’t be complete without at least one call that makes me cringe. This morning’s, as in many other Dr. Ed visits, the call was about a severed vein caused by a softball to the nose. Honestly, I have no idea what the call was about because as soon as the lady mentioned a bloody nose, I had to turn down the volume on my headset. I just can’t handle it. After checking back in every couple of seconds with brief volume-to-normal spikes of audio, I heard that the call finally ended and rejoined the program as normal. Besides that one sickening call, it was an enjoyable visit from Dr. Ed today. Unfortunately, Todd and Tyler ran out of time before they got to delve into the questions about female ejaculation (a.k.a. squirting) but they may bring it up when Dr. Ed returns in two weeks.

Darrell Joyce from the Funny Bone called TnT from a California airport this morning. He talked to the guys about flying Southwest airlines and mentioned that he had spotted Larry King in the airport. TnT prompted Darrell to approach Larry King but Darrell wouldn’t do it. Darrell sounded excited to be coming back to Omaha and you can catch him at the Funny Bone all weekend. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

Kermit Holliday from the Funny Bone came in this morning along with Sean Gnant and Colleen, the owner of the fabulous Funny Bone. They hung out with TnT for a while and joined in on the topics of the day. Kermit seemed to be pretty funny, as did Sean Gnant, surprisingly, so this weekend’s line up should be awesome. Keep in mind that tonight is another Z-92 night at the Funny Bone. All Home Girl Hotties get in for free and everyone else is just $1. Again, call 493-8036 for reservations.

Susan Summers blew off TnT today. Speculation flew as to whether or not her Thigh Master or Ass Master boinked a spring into her genitalia and caused her not to be able to dial the phone. Perhaps Chrissie will phone the show tomorrow instead.

Well, that’s the update for today. Check back tomorrow for the Thursday version. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-