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Monday 7-2-01

Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning discussing some fireworks in their neighborhood last night. Both of the guys could see the display from their homes, the display included a large “unexpected” explosion and mushroom cloud shortly after the show had ended. They talked about the mindset people have when Independence Day falls in the middle of the week and how it normally leads to people blowing off fireworks not only on the 4th of July, but the weekend before and weekend after the holiday as well. Late in the show, a listener phoned the guys to explain the mushroom cloud, which turned out to be a detonation of all the unexploded fireworks from the show set ablaze all at once.

Brian came in and did the news this morning and because they were out of town for about a week, TnT spent some time discussing a plethora of things in the news. They talked about the famous people who died while they were gone, the rat problem in the Old Market, North Dakota wanting to change it’s name to Dakota and Husker fans putting the Husker caskets being sold by a company nationwide in the #1 sales spot for that company.

Brian also talked with TnT about a fight he nearly got into with some guys who had sat in his seat at one of the Omaha Beef football games recently. When Brian and his wife arrived at the game, they found a group of guys in their seat. B. W. asked them to move, which they did (one row back). During the game, smack flew back and forth between the group of guys and our favorite conservative republican news guy who got fired from FOX, was force to leave Alaska by the wife that won’t give him sex and now mows and jokes, mows and jokes for a living. Although they didn’t come to fisticuffs, it sounded like the situation could have turned into a fight at any moment. You just don’t refer to someone as a “very important penis” when you see their V.I.P. badge. Some lines are not meant to be crossed. Brian, I’m with you brother!

TnT spent some time discussing their vacations and sharing some details of each of their trips. Tyler went to Washington DC and viewed some of the national monuments. He also went to a resort where he and Becky will be getting married next year. Tyler talked about physically sweating while checking out the location of his upcoming wedding, which caused the guys to talk about his possible fear of commitment. Todd detailed his camping trip in which he, his son, Todd’s buddy and his buddy’s young daughter tackled the wilderness. From the sounds of it, he had a good time but could have done without the chatty 5-year-old girl along.

Donnie spent some time discussing things he did this past week which included going to Branson Missouri as part of a time-share thing. Basically, Donnie went along with the whole time-share thing because they were going to give him cheap rates on a hotel while they attempted to coax him into paying for a time-share. He detailed the sales pitch and talked about how he got out of actually agreeing to the time-share situation. It was a pretty funny story. TnT also took some calls from listeners who had tips on how to beat the time-share scheme and just enjoy the free aspects of such offers.

Travis came in this morning to do the sports but due to the lack of any sporting activities going on, he told TnT about his trip to Salt Lake City instead. Travis went to SLC to visit an old college buddy who he hasn’t seen in a while. In fact, Travis said that the only time he had ever met his friend’s wife was at their wedding. Well, the story flowed from Attaboy Travis like a well-written monologue in an epic novel. It turns out that Travis’s trip to visit his buddy wasn’t exactly what he was expecting. You see, the wife of his old college friend is a bit nutty, as they found out over the few days they stayed with them.

Travis brilliantly detailed some of the odd things the woman did for Todd and Tyler. She pre-washed the dishes individually before putting them into the dishwasher, she wouldn’t share her $100 per bottle tequila with Travis, she refused to give him a recipe for some pasta salad she had made claiming it was a family recipe, the couple took an hour to go upstairs and change their clothes before going out each night because the wife had to hand-wash and press the clothes they had just gotten out of and to top it all off, the woman followed Attaboy’s kids around the house with a bottle of 409 and paper towels cleaning up every smudge, bugger and fingerprint Travis’ children might have left behind. Travis and his family ended up leaving a day or two early because they couldn’t tolerate the situation any longer and headed to Boulder Colorado to finish their vacation instead of sticking around.

HBO’s “Sex in the City” aired a new episode last night. One of issues dealt with on the show involved the butt-licking phenomenon. Miranda, the redheaded lady on the show, got her bung licked by a guy and she didn’t quite know how to deal with it. At one point in the show, the guy shoved his butt up into the air during a sexual encounter as if he was awaiting her tongue but she couldn’t bring herself to do it. During the show, as the women sometimes do, the 4 ladies sat around discussing exactly when the butt licking thing became something humans do. Todd and Tyler spent a great deal of time discussing and joking about butt licking. Late in the show, the butt licking calls started to come in as TnT reintroduced the discussion. They got a few phone calls from listeners who had varying opinions on the activity. One woman said she’d never do it while another one, who oddly sounded much hotter than the non-butt-licker, said she loves doing it to her man.

Well, that’s the update for today. Tune in tomorrow from 5:30 to 10 am for another show and then check back here for the update. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-