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Wednesday 7-18-01

Todd and Tyler started off today’s show by discussing some odd things related to the weather. The humidity this morning was, once again, unbearable so TnT spent a little time on that. Also weather related, yesterday a man was killed by lightning while riding his bicycle along a trail somewhere behind Nebraska Furniture Mart. The guys discussed how some people live by the “It will never happen to me” mindset when, in reality, anything can happen to anyone at any given moment. They wondered why the poor man was out riding his bike in the middle of a thunderstorm to begin with.

Also early in the show, the guys discussed retro clothes for a little bit with their buddy Joe from Blue House. The discussion was spawned by a World Herald photograph of an Omaha jazz band from the 70’s. On a different note, TnT spent a bit of time talking about whether or not former Husker Lance Brown was a hair-lip (wood-eye). A listener phoned in and confirmed that he was indeed a hair-lip (wood eye). The guys also tossed in some talk about a man who got a toothbrush stuck up his ass after he tried to use it as an internal rectal scratching apparatus. The world is full of geniuses, isn’t it?

Dr. Ed came in studio this morning for several hours and provided yet another session of medical treatment via the phone to many Todd and Tyler fans. Before they all began taking calls, they talked with Dr. Ed about his new baby girl, Alysandra. I’m not exactly sure how to spell his new daughter’s name but then again, I’ve never been able to spell any of the names of other Rice alum’s’ offspring either.

When the calls for Dr. Ed started pouring in, they were on a variety of medical issues. Heat-related troubles were a big topic as the weather out side makes everyone’s life a living hell. Also, there were some strange discussions this morning that centered around ghost poops, cold fingers, big red shankers, rain-outs in the old Negro League and little, blonde right fielders growing out of your ass.

Todd and Tyler did have to take a moment to scold their listeners this morning as many of today’s callers were getting way too detailed in their questions for Dr. Ed. The guys referred to the callers having the “and then…..and then….” Syndrome, where they would keep going further and further into detail about their uninteresting medical issues.

Once Dr. Ed left for the day, TnT spent the last hour of their show discussing a kaleidoscope of topics. They touched on the crank-head Jason Lee who finally got caught after robbing 18 local businesses. He was seen on television last night sobbing his eyes out as the bandana on his head soaked up the blood caused by police dog bites. TnT got a phone call from the son of Joann of Joann’s Fabrics, one of the stores Lee had robbed. They spoke with him about how his mother is doing and how she handled the robbery situation. The guys also talked about how the new “Planet of the Apes” movie is scheduled for release in just over a week but is still unfinished due to some last minute reworking. There was an interesting segment devoted to the wonderful sport of can humping. TnT had a little real estate talk as Todd and Donnie tried to sell their homes. More Father Herrick and Victor Putz talk took care of the obligatory pedophile segment of the show. Did I mention the segment on can humping?

As the show wrapped up, Todd and Tyler brought in Jose from their Spanish speaking station, who you might know better as Bogus Tequila in the morning. Anyway, he gave all the roofers in town a little warning on the heat index today and told them all to be careful. Well, that’s what TnT had asked him to say to them. After Jose’s announcement, TnT joked about how he could have just told the entire Spanish speaking population of Omaha to kick TnT’s asses and they’d have never known.

Well, that’s the update for Wednesday. Check back tomorrow for the ever-important Thursday update. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-