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Wednesday 8-29-01

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with a little reaction to what one of the recent Lottery winners said he would do with his winnings. The guy claimed that he would probably buy a new truck and, other than that, wasn’t sure what he would do. Tyler seemed quite pissed that the man had just pocketed $25+ million and the only thing he could think to spend it on was a $25,000 truck. TnT both agreed that the best way to blow such a large amount of cash would be to buy themselves a jet and get a bunch of hookers to travel the world with them. The guys also spent some time discussing a variety of items in the news including safe plane landings in California, pimps for necrophiliacs, lead vest-wearing drunks, gas prices, a sad and fat high school girl and the evolution of the Cub Foods located at the vortex that is 156^th and Q street.

Dr. Ed came in today and spent a few hours with TnT. He answered countless questions about a variety of different topics including power drinks, ass cancer and the invasive finger, prostate massaging, the world’s longest colon, ninja cock Meningitis, lumpy nut sacks and the turd output of TnT’s “little guy” friend. It was nice to be able to listen to the entire Dr. Ed visit without having to momentarily turn down my radio, as there were no calls or discussions about bloody noses today (*shiver, quake, twitch*). As always, Dr. Ed seemed to enjoy his time with TnT as much as they enjoyed having him on the show. Everyone’s favorite Dr. will be returning in a couple of weeks so stay tuned.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a commentary on the recent Monday Night Football game that took place in Mexico. I’m sure you can imagine the redneck mentality Larry applied to the sporting event. It was pretty amusing hearing Larry basically bash Mexicans while Dr. Ed was sitting quietly in the studio.

TnT spoke with their actor friend Peter Dante this morning once Peter was able to call them back after dropping his new child off with the nanny. The guys spent some time discussing Peter’s recent projects with his good friend Adam Sandler, which include a couple of movies in the works. He also spoke about some singing he’s been doing, as well as a documentary he has been working on. Peter will be in town the last week of September for Marg Helgenberger’s Special Friends Celebrity Golf Tournament. He plans on joining TnT in studio again that week so make sure to stay tuned in.

Towards the end of the show, Brian brought in a quiz about the TV show M*A*S*H. He read the questions to Donnie, along with Todd and Tyler. TnT answered sporadically throughout the quiz but pretty much let Donnie handle the answering, discussing his answers after each. Out of 10 questions, Donnie got all of them correct. No one seemed surprised, though, because it’s common knowledge that Donnie is a huge M*A*S*H geek.

Tonight is another Z-92 night at the Funny Bone. TnT woke with Marge, one of the Untamed Shrews who will be headlining tonight and all through the weekend. Marge talked with the guys about anal sex and being a whore for a while before saying she was looking forward to seeing the guys this evening. The Untamed Shrews will be live in the Todd and Tyler studio on Friday morning so tune in. Also, call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations to see the Shrews.

Well, that’s it for the update today. Tune in tomorrow from 5:30am to 10am for the show and then check back here in the afternoon for another update. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-