Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Tuesday 10-23-01

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by reading some details of the Kingdom of Quevera from the newspaper. TnT talked a bit about the article and the elitist crap that surrounds the event before moving on into a discussion about last night’s crappy Monday Night Football game. Also during the first segment of the show, TnT mentioned that Donnie would not be with them today because of some personal business he had to take care of. Big Pussy sat in as the kinder, gentler call screener and seemed to do a fine job. I believe the guys also mentioned that Donnie will be gone tomorrow as well so all of you listeners who have been hung up on by Donnie in the past might want to try to reach the guys tomorrow morning.

Early in the show, Todd and Tyler found out that they were brothers in sack shaving. In the past, TnT have had a few shows in which they discussed men who shave their scrotums. The guys didn’t understand the trend and thought it was pretty stupid. Well, this morning through some odd coincidence, both Todd and Tyler claimed to have trimmed up their sacks at about the same time within the last week. Todd’s spurt of testicular treatment came when he noticed one rogue hair dangling from his love bag to his knees. He then proceeded to sit upon the toilet while his girlfriend went Jackie Chan on his taint. Tyler also mentioned that he had recently trimmed up down there because he noticed the hairs on his junk were “growing like wild fire”. He asked his fiancée Becky to Bruce Lee his brown eye but she didn’t seem to be into helping Tyler out on that one. Stay tuned for further details on the scrotal lawn care of our favorite morning show hosts.

The guys spent a bit of time talking about the release of their upcoming CD, “Wood Eye”. The scheduled release date is set for some time in mid November but a more exact date will be announced in the near future. TnT talked about some of the bits that will be included on their new CD and played the audio of one of them, the infamous local TV personalities bodily function segment from a few months ago. The guys also called a local Quik Trip to find out how well their “Greetings from Throckmorton” CDs are selling because each time they go into a QT, the display seems full. It turns out that the QT folks are replacing the purchased CDs with a new one each time one flies off the shelf.

Kevin McKenzie from the Great Plains Counseling Center came by this morning and hung out with TnT for a while. For the first half of his visit, he joined in on the topics of the day and discussed the Huskers with TnT. For the last half our or so, Kevin took questions from listeners who needed some counseling advice. Some of the issues discussed this morning included various problems with Internet romances and issues of relationship control as expressed by oppressive men who force their women to push their friends aside. Kevin will be back in a few weeks. Until his return, feel free to phone the Great Plains Counseling Center at 292-7712 if you need to talk with someone. They will be happy to assist you!

TnT spoke with a man named Bob Reno this morning. Bob created a web site called http://www.badjocks.com” target=blank>www.badjocks.com last year, which details a variety of stories relating to sports figures in trouble. TnT discussed how Bob got started on the web site and then they dove into a variety of the content he provides and updates daily. The group discussed trends and patterns in sports crimes and how the ratio of coach to player might have something to do with the amount of sexually related stories in sports media. Yes, there was even some “lesbians in sports talk” that seemed to make everyone perky in the crotch, including myself. During the conversation, they even talked about the now famous Kent State photo of the female soccer player’s non-panty-covered pie, a photo that you can find on Bob Reno's BadJocks.com - Where COPS meets SPORTSCENTER (includes links to drunk driving lawyers). Bob’s web site not only details stories related to professional and college sports, but he gets right down to the most basic level and reports on troubled high school athletes as well. It was a great interview this morning and Bob seemed like a super cool guy. Check out his web site and you’ll be amazed at what you’ll find. You can also e-mail him your athletes in trouble stories at badjocks@yahoo.com.

The guys played another Husker clip of the day which you will need to know in order to qualify for their $1000 Huskers beating Oklahoma guarantee. Although I can’t reveal the contents of the clip here, I can tell you that if you heard it this morning, stay tuned to Z-92 throughout the day and listen for the audio clip of former Huskers singing “Oklahoma”. Then, just be one of the first 5 callers and you’ll qualify to win Husker tickets that TnT will be giving away on Friday morning as well as the $1000 that TnT may be giving away next Monday, provided the Huskers get their asses waxed this Saturday. Make sure to tune in to TnT tomorrow so you know the content of their next Husker audio clip.

Unexplained quotes of the day: “Yesterday I had to trim my sack hair,” from Todd. “My sack lost it’s balance and I fell over, “ from Tyler.

Tomorrow Todd and Tyler will be joined by everyone’s favorite medical professional, Dr. Ed! The guys will also be speaking with one of the actors from the new show “Inside Schwartz” (a pretty funny show from what I’ve seen). Big Pussy will be in for Donnie tomorrow as well so all of you who have been screened out by the neck in the past can try to pull one over on the Pussy and talk with TnT.

That’s the big Tuesday update. Tune in tomorrow from 5:30am to 10am for another show and then check back here in the afternoon for the Wednesday update. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-