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Tuesday 11-13-01

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing the new voice of the Husker radio broadcast team, Jim Rose. That’s right, Warren Swain is being forced out (confirmed by Attaboy Travis later) of the booth next year in order for Jim to take over the broadcasts. The news seemed to make TnT happy, as they are sick and tired of “Homer Radio” every Saturday. They also commented on the lack of interest surrounding the story in the paper about the change because nearly all of the Husker games air on TV and nobody listens to the radio broadcasts anyway. Throughout the entire show this morning, TnT referred to the new voice of Husker radio as Jim Rome instead of Jim Rose. Any of you familiar with sports radio would recognize Jim Rome from his L.A. sports talk radio that is syndicated across the country and aired locally on Sports 1490. All morning long, callers checked in to inform TnT of their mistake but they didn’t get on the air. You see, TnT knew the new guy was not actually Jim Rome but they seemed to enjoy toying with the countless list of mindless listeners who didn’t get it. The discussion of the new Husker broadcaster continued throughout much of today’s TnT program.

Brian did a news story this morning about a young Pennsylvania woman who recently gave birth to a baby even though she didn’t know she was pregnant. The story spawned a discussion about how a woman could be pregnant and not know it. The guys took a few calls on the subject from women who filled them in on various female body situations which might lead a lady to not know her condition. One call was from a woman who had a similar story to the one Brian read. She, too, didn’t know she was pregnant until she went into the hospital for pains. Even though the guys got calls from ladies explaining a few of the medical circumstances that might lead a lady to not know she was pregnant, they both seemed to think it was still strange that any woman anywhere wouldn’t know her own body well enough to realize that there was a baby growing in her gut.

TnT continued their discussion of overweight people and sex today, mostly due to the discussion being cut short yesterday because of the plane crash coverage. TnT replayed a call that came in yesterday from a woman named Denise who told them about the time she had sex with a very overweight guy named Doug. It was a weird story involving a handy, strap-on riding and some nylons. After taking quite a few calls related to a variety of other topics within the realm of fat people having sex, Doug from the strap-on story phoned TnT. He told TnT that his buddy had heard them talking about him so he decided to call.

Doug then recounted the events that Denise had mentioned in her call to TnT yesterday and from what TnT could gather, Doug was really the guy from the story. He even gave some details of their next sexual meeting, which left him naked and alone. After orally servicing Denise on the second meeting, she got up to go to the bathroom to clean up due to a little bad timing situation. Instead of returning to the room to take care of the naked guy, she bailed. Doug, a nice enough guy, seemed bummed and mentioned that he has been going back to the bar where they met hoping to run into Denise again but has had no luck.

Shortly after Doug’s call ended, Denise phoned TnT back and said that she felt bad about leaving the poor guy that evening but she was a little embarrassed. She apologized to Doug and mentioned that she would eventually meet up with him at the bar where they originally met and make good on the one she owes him. Unfortunately, she hung up before giving TnT her phone number so they could assist in hooking up the two lovers.

Brian had to split his entertainment report into two sections this morning due to a little bowel trouble. Towards the end of his report, Brian’s guts informed him that if he didn’t bail to the bathroom pronto that there would be a mess to deal with. So, TnT cut to commercial while Brian pooped. The whole situation was pretty weird but quite funny. When he returned, noticeably refreshed, he concluded the entertainment report by reading another wedding announcement. Not only did the female in the announcement tout her sorority credentials, but also her soon-to-be husband bragged about how he was an “avid golfer” and mentioned his affiliation with a gang of kite flyers. Speaking of wedding announcements, one of the most famous ones read on the TnT show will be appearing on “Wood Eye”, which is due out on Saturday morning.

Todd and Tyler spent the last hour or so of their show continuing their earlier discussions about the sex lives of overweight people and the new Husker broadcast team.

Dr. Ed will join TnT on the show tomorrow so make sure you have your medical questions ready bright and early. That’s all for the update today. Tune in tomorrow from 5:30am to 10am for another show and then check back here in the afternoon for the update. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-