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Thursday 11-29-01

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing a variety of things. Much like Tyler did the other day, Todd had to avoid the bell ringers because he didn’t have any change on him when he went shopping for a new TnT show coffee port last night. TnT spent a little bit of time talking about the bell ringers and holiday charity before moving into a discussion about Travis’s Heisman trophy pick. The guys didn’t see Travis’s announcement during the 10pm news, but did catch his 5pm and 6pm newscast tease. An e-mailer filled them in on who Travis chose and surprise, it was Eric Crouch. TnT talked a bit about Travis’s pick and said that ever since Trav moved to Channel 3, they feel he’s becoming Dave Weber Jr. Also Husker related, TnT read an e-mail sent to them from a listener who had pulled some text off of a Husker message board somewhere. The author of the message board post talked about how he, a grown man and former military guy, still cries over the Huskers and Memorial stadium. It was a really sad, pitiful e-mail and TnT had a great time with it this morning.

During Brian’s newscast, he mentioned that there are more fat girls complaining about the “Shallow Hal” movie. TnT talked about their complaints for a while and were of the opinion that they really have nothing to complain about. Certain rolls in Hollywood require heavier women, while other rolls are written for skinny ladies. TnT also found out during the newscast that Brian is a banana freak. At one point, he had a story about Chiquita going bankrupt. He went on to say that he only eats Chiquitas and can tell the difference between Chiquita bananas and others. The gang spent some time talking about Brian’s freakiness and discussing whether or not it was possible to tell the difference between which produce company grew which banana.

The guys received an e-mail from a female listener who told them about a guy she slept with once. I assume her e-mail was prompted by TnT’s “girth or length” question from yesterday’s show. Anyway, the lady told TnT that she and the good-looking guy hooked up after a drunken night at a strip club. They had sex that night but she couldn’t feel anything because his penis was only about 2 inches long fully erect. At first, she thought she didn’t feel anything because they were so drunk. She later came to find out, after an attempted Diekman, that the guy’s penis was just super small. The e-mailer decided to stop seeing the tiny throcked man and even told the guy why she was dumping him but he still attempted to peruse her for a while before finally giving up. TnT talked a bit about the man’s dilemma and even though the author of the e-mail named the guy, they didn’t read his name over the air in order to protect him from any embarrassment that would probably go along with having a 2-inch pee pee.

Randy Horne, the creator of “Zobmondo” spoke to TnT this morning about his game. Through much of the week, TnT have been discussing the game itself, as well as coming up with their own “Would you rather” questions. They asked about how he got the idea for Zobmondo and where he came up with the questions for it before talking about some of the specific questions themselves. TnT shared some of their own twisted incest and homosexual questions with Randy and for the most part, he played along quite well with them. The guys also talked about the availability of Randy’s game and it’s various versions as well as talking about the book of the same name he’s written based on the game. Randy was very cool with TnT and he even answered the “Would you rather give your dad or your buddy a hand zinger” question. His book is available everywhere, the game in it’s current format can be found at Target stores, the twisted version may be available at http://www.gamesgalore.com” target=blank”>www.gamesgalore.com and you can visit the Zobmondo web site by http://www.zobmondo.com” target=blank>clicking here. Oh, by the way, during the last hour or so of the show, Todd and Tyler’s version of Zobmondo lead them into a rather twisted yet very funny necrophilia discussion. I’ll leave that one to your imagination, or perhaps the “Best Of” show!

When Travis came in, the guys spent quite a bit of time discussing his Heisman trophy pick and the Huskers. TnT don’t think Travis should have announced his pick so soon, considering a few of the other candidates have big games this weekend but Travis didn’t seem to agree. They all went round and round on the topic for a while but it didn’t seem like anyone had changed anyone else’s mind. Richard “the Nebraska Basher” phoned in and ranted for a while during the Heisman talk. Richard has been calling Travis at Channel 3 leaving him voice mails and during his call to TnT today, Trav told Richard to stop calling him. It was pretty funny stuff. Scottie from Husker Hounds also phoned in during the Husker talk and discussed how his business is doing. Sales are down after a Husker loss but due to the holiday shopping season, it sounded like Husker Hounds is doing okay. Also during this discussion, Donnie rounded up a couple of the old audio clips of local news guys singing songs on the TnT show from a few years ago. Fortunately for Travis, yet unfortunately for the listening audience, Donnie wasn’t able to find the clip with Travis singing.

Tomorrow TnT will be speaking with Linda Blair of “The Exorcist” fame and J Medicine Hat might sneak his way into the studio. Tune in from 5:30am to 10am for another show and then check back here in the afternoon for another update. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-