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Tuesday 1-15-02

The guys started off their show this morning talking about a little mental mishap on the part of Todd. Before the show began today, Todd had stopped at a gas station to buy a pack of smokes. Because his vehicle wasn’t warmed up yet, he thought he’d leave it running while he went inside and then, when he returned, the engine would be warm and he could turn on the heater. Somehow he bumped the door lock and locked himself out of his running truck, which had only ¼ a tank of gas. He called Tyler to ask for a pick-up and during the call, the lady behind the counter offered to let Todd drive her truck to work. Todd has been going to that gas station nearly every morning for more than a year now so she knew who he was and how to get a hold of him if he happened to steal her wheels. Well, he made it to the station and was ready for the show at 5:30am. Throughout the morning, the guys checked on Todd’s truck, still running in the parking lot, and awaited the fine folks at Schrier Ford to arrive at work so they could help Todd out with a new set of keys.

Also early in the show, TnT spent some time talking about a variety of things in the news. Ernie Chambers filibusters are going to be put to and end by a change in policy in the Unicameral. The guys discussed the change in the law and then talked a bit about Mr. Chambers’ wardrobe and homemade T-shirts. The guys also discussed the faces people make during orgasm, a discussion spawned by a magazine that Tyler brought in.

Brian informed TnT that the ’88 VW Fox he was supposed to purchase yesterday turned out to be a lemon with a cracked radiator so he returned it and got his $350 back. The guys figured there was something wrong with the car because, after all, it was only going to cost him $350. Brian also admitted to having a bad feeling about the whole purchasing situation and was glad he was able to get his money back. Brian’s ass problems were also a huge topic today, as he explained his evening of pooping caused by the laxative the doctors made him drink. He couldn’t drink it all and brought the leftovers in for TnT to check out. He also admitted to cheating on his strict “no food” instructions from the doctors. After he left the show yesterday, he swung by a gas station and clogged his bowels with a sausage muffin. TnT and Donnie gave him a hard time about not sticking to the doctor’s no food orders but Brian assured them that his ass couldn’t be more cleaned out after his oral and anal battle with the gallon of laxative last night. This afternoon at 2:30, a drugged up Brian is going to have his bare ass invaded by the Colonostamy Tube of Doom and provided it doesn’t snow much tonight requiring Brian to plow in the morning, he will be joining TnT tomorrow morning to tell them all about his procedure.

Tyler went to a bookstore yesterday to pick up some magazines for show research. As we are all aware, magazines such as Maxim, FHM, Glamour, Cosmo and a plethora of other periodicals often provide TnT with interesting topics to discuss on their shows. The occasional quiz relating to pop culture as well as many variations on sexual discussions are all things that have been discussed amongst TnT on various shows. Anyway, Tyler talked about the stack of magazines he purchased yesterday and wondered what the guy behind the counter thought when he rang up all of Tyler’s rags.

There was an article and photo spread in one of Tyler’s magazines of the hottie who plays the wife of the fat guy on CBS’s “King of Queens”. The actress http://www.cbs.com/primetime/king_of...remini.shtml” target=blank>Leah Remini not only appears on that show, but she has also been a spokeswoman for a motor oil company for some time now. The article in the magazine asked her questions about cars, seemingly to test her knowledge on the product she pimps, and she nailed the questions. The guys then got into a discussion about whether or not they would like a woman who knows more about cars than they do. Admittedly, neither Todd nor Tyler know jack about cars, that’s why we all have guys like Dwayne Myers of Myers Auto Service, so they surely wouldn’t be attracted to some motor head lady. They also discussed the same sort of situation when it comes to other aspects of life, and on in particular: football. Neither of the guys would be comfortable dating a woman who knew as much or more about football than themselves. They discussed the topic amongst themselves for a while and delved back into the conversation at various points later in the show.

The guys spoke with Dr. Ed this morning, who has officially moved and is now practicing in Tyler, Texas. Things seem to be going well for the doctor and his new private practice. He talked with the guys about his new gig and informed them that he’s also working for http://www.kltv.com/” target=blank>KLTV doing the same sort of medical reporting he used to do here, although I can’t find him on the web site. During the conversation, the doc dropped the “Mexican with the big nuts” card a couple of times before going deeply into Brian’s ass. TnT may be hooking up with Dr. Ed for a little radio magic in the future so stay tuned.

As the show progressed, the guys continued perusing through the various magazines they had brought in today and came across a bunch of sex questions in FHM. The guys read over the sex questions, each show member answering them as they were read. The further the guys got into the questions, the more they began to realize that a majority of the questions were actually for women. They turned them around to be more general as they discussed them and then later, the guys opened up their phone lines and asked for female callers to check in. A handful of ladies phoned the show and answered the questions about masturbation habits, frequency of sexual encounters, whether they like it in the bung and so on. During that discussion and mixed in with a tangent on an unrelated subject, Brian uttered the phrase; “I’d rather have a few with a couple of inches instead of one really big one”. Yep, that audio clip found it’s way to Tyler’s sound effects machine and was played repeatedly throughout much of the show.

Towards the end of the show, the guys continued their discussion about Todd’s absent mindedness. The fine folks at Schrier Ford were able to get Todd’s truck unlocked at the gas station, still with 1/8 a tank of gas left surprisingly, but from there, they began to talk about other absent minded things Todd has done. The conversation then extended to other members of the morning show crew who each shared some stupid things they have done in the past. As the show concluded, TnT took calls from guys who were easily as, if not more so, absent minded as Todd.

Well, that’s the update for today. Check out the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s Todd and Tyler show on Z-92 tonight at 10pm. Make sure to tune in tomorrow from 5:30am to 10am for another show and visit back here in the late afternoon for yet another update. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-