Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Friday 1-18-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing a variety of topics. They watched portions of “Temptation Island 2” last night on Fox and talked about the nookie that was being had. Todd found it hard to follow the skanks, not knowing which girls were in the relationships and which were the ones trying to break up the couples. Tyler talked about sending Becky to bed while he stayed up and watched some strippers on TV. She busted him on it, though, because from the bedroom, she could hear the stripper music. Donnie thought it would be a good idea for some TV manufacturer to come up with an Audio-In-Audio feature, similar to Picture-In-Picture, that would allow men watch Cinemax while the audio from ESPN came out of the speakers. The guys joked a bit about one dancer featured in the program that grinded on a patron so well that he got off in his pants. After he left, the stripper made a comment to the camera about how she hates it when that happens and now she was going to have to sterilize her butt with alcohol to kill the man-juice that had seeped onto her. She then proceeded to rub her hair with the same hand that she’d just touched her wet bottom with. The guys also spent a bit of time talking about some amateur porn they had recently seen where a guy holding the camera while a woman serviced him turned the camera to his face momentarily and uttered, “Lick my ass” into the lens.

Travis came in today and told the guys about his makeover from yesterday. He was informed that he is a “winter” color guy. The consultants put him in a brown suit, darkened his makeup and dulled the shininess that usually emanates off of his dome. He talked a bit about weight loss and what types of food he can and cannot eat if he’s going to try to shrink his potbelly and goiter neck. As expected by TnT, Travis had to find a cheap makeup alternative to the expensive stuff the professional consultants applied to him yesterday. While he was getting the makeup applied, he had the person rub some on a white sheet of paper so he could match the colors with a cheaper brand. Later, he went to a Target and did just that. All in all, everyone thought Travis looked pretty good on the tube last night.

Erin Moriarty from CBS’s “48 Hours” phoned TnT this morning and gave details on tonight’s program about weight loss and overweight people. A variety of the fad diets will be examined as the show follows around a 19-year-old woman who’s pushing 5 bills. Tune in to CBS at 9pm for the broadcast and then stick around to catch Travis’s new makeup job.

TnT spoke with Jim Spencer of http://www.loverscaughtontape.com” target=blank>www.loverscaughtontape.com. The web site sells tapes of people caught having sex by surveillance or hidden cameras. Jim was also a part of creating the Fox shows where all the people were busted doing nasty things at work, like peeing in the coffee pot. He talked with the guys about a variety of strange tapes he has seen as well as getting into the more juicy, saucy sex videos in his collection. TnT asked him about how he gets his videos as well as the legal issues behind producing them. Jim said that they only get permission from about 25% of the parties involved in the tapes he has in his archive. It was a pretty cool interview and Jim played along quite well with TnT. Visit the web site or phone 1-800-418-6069 to purchase videos.

The guys phoned Tyler’s dad this morning after seeing an image on the Lovers Caught On Tape web site of a postman getting some love from a housewife. They asked Ed whether or not he was ever approached by anyone for sex back when he was delivering the mail. Ed said that the only thing he was ever offered was a cup of coffee but he did know of some guys who had women on their delivery roots who they were sleeping with.

Schuyler Fisk, daughter of Sissy Spacek and niece of Rip Torn, spoke to the guys today about her roll in the new movie “Orange County”. She discussed the film and talked about her career as well as touching, briefly, on growing up as Sissy Spacek’s daughter. TnT tried to coax her into name-dropping some famous people who used to hang around the house with her famous mom when she was growing up but Schuyler didn’t seem to want to give up any of that information. Check out her movie, her mom’s hot, what else is there to say?

TnT had a conversation with former NFL Colts QB Bert Jones today. Bert is also the host of an outdoors show that airs on one of the sports cable networks. The guys spoke to him about the upcoming NFL playoffs as well as discussing his outdoors show, which Todd tried to get an invite on throughout the interview (it was pretty funny stuff). TnT asked about his picks for the games and promised to call him back in a few weeks if he was wrong. The guys also spent some time talking about Bert’s time in the NFL and a variety of the changes that have happened in the organization over the past years. Bert was actually very funny and played along well with the humor of TnT, even slamming Tyler for liking the Steelers, who in turn slammed him back. I’m sure we’ll hear from Bert again in the near future. He is a fun guy.

Kevin McKenna, coach of the UNO basketball team spoke to TnT this morning. He has recently turned around the UNO program but when TnT brought that up, he gave all the credit to the players. The guys talked to him about his days in the NBA and asked about relating to today’s youth on the court. TnT also discussed the recruiting situation with Kevin and got details on the difficulty of a Division 2 team to recruit players when there are so many larger Division 1 teams in the country. UNO is playing tonight so stop on out for the game.

Billy D. Washington from the Funny Bone joined the guys in studio today and hung out for a while. He joined in on the topics of the day and seemed to have a great time. During his visit, he discussed an ex-girlfriend he used to have that only had 1 finger on her hand. Somehow, that experience turned Billy into a huge Dan Hill fan. TnT fancied Billy throughout his visit by playing some of Dan Hill’s songs. Billy also talked with TnT about his 6 years as a police officer in Houston before he got into comedy. Billy was very funny so make sure you check him out this weekend with Kid, formerly of Kid & Play, at the Funny Bone by calling 493-8036.

Well, that’s the big Friday update. Tune in on Sunday night at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and then rejoin TnT at 5:30am on Monday morning for a new show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-