Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 1-31-02

Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning by calling news chick Brian. He had been plowing snow for a couple of hours and seemed to be getting tired of it already, as he was complaining about the amount of accumulation within a minute of TnT’s phone call to him. Yes, the same guy who has been wining about the lack of snow since October was now wining about there being too much. TnT gave him a hard time about his joking complaints and continued to check in with Brian several times as the show progressed.

Also early in today’s program, the guys read a terrible e-mail from godlovessssssss@aol.com. The e-mailer said that he was glad that Duke passed away because now TnT know what it’s like when they make fun of others who have died. The guys were rightfully appalled by the e-mail, as you can imagine, and explained the differences between joking about famous people who none of us know (like Dale Earnhardt) compared to making fun of the death of someone close to us (like Duke). Believe it or not, Todd and Tyler do understand the can’s and cannot’s of death jokes, unlike this particular e-mailer.

Trisha Meuret from Channel 7 came in this morning to cover the news and entertainment reports for Brian. After her reports, the guys spent some time talking with her about her dating life. In past visits, Trisha mentioned that she only likes to date a guy for about 3 weeks before moving on. Well, this morning TnT found out that she’s been dating one guy (dubbed Rolondo) steadily for 3 months, way past her allotted time. She has also been known to date other men, collectively referred to as “JoJo the Monkey Boy”. After concluding that Trisha dates like a guy, they tried to get her to talk about the story she is doing for Sweeps tonight. Unfortunately, she wouldn’t give the story up on the air because she felt someone from another station might steal the idea. Check out Channel 7 tonight for the story and join TnT again tomorrow for another Trisha visit because Brian will probably still be plowing.

TnT mentioned that last night’s dodge ball game in Villisca was cancelled due to either the weather or a lack of soup. The gang is working on rescheduling the event for next Wednesday and as details become available, they’ll let us know.

Todd and Tyler talked about their upcoming dodge ball game in Ralston earlier in the show. After the news, the dodge ball discussion turned into talk about famous people from Ralston. Many listeners checked in with details about people they thought were famous Ralstonites but for the most part, TnT didn’t consider most of the people mentioned all that famous. Some callers listed cheerleaders for major sports teams or hotties from the Miss Nebraska pageant and one guy told TnT about a porn star named Girth Brooks who appeared in “Goo Guzzlers” that is supposedly from Ralston. Throughout the show, they took calls and with the exception of the guy from MTV and some lady who appeared in a bunch of sitcoms, they concluded that there really hasn’t been much fame to come out of Ralston.

The guys got into a discussion about masturbation this morning and it seemed to change the focus of the rest of the show. The topic came up after Tyler mentioned an article he had recently read stating that 80% of men twist one off. The article also said that college educated men twist one off more than men without a college education. The guys spent some time trying to figure that statistic out, taking calls from listeners with ideas as well. After a visit to the microphone from Donnie, the topic suddenly shifted into whether or not you’ve ever yanked one out by the roots while at work. More calls came in on that subject including several from a couple of women who worked in the same office. The ladies shared their masturbatory habits with the guys, answering Todd and Tyler’s questions about hand preference, toy usage, and who they mentally picture when doing it. TnT tried to coax them into grinding one out for them but neither of the women seemed particularly interested in getting off at that particular moment.

When Sean Gnant from the Funny Bone came in, the topic morphed once again into a discussion about the strangest lubrication one has ever used while beating it. Let it be known that Mr. Gnant dove penis first into a stick of butter at one point in his life. For the remainder of the show, callers checked in with stories about their masturbation habits, strangest places they’ve done it, homemade pocket pies created while in prison and various forms of lubrication. Check out Dick Butter at the Funny Bone all weekend by calling 493-8036.

Also related to the sex discussion, a couple of male callers phoned TnT this morning and said that they can’t climax while masturbating or receiving Diekmans. TnT thought that was a bit strange, never having had such a problem themselves, and talked about reasons why such a thing might happen. The callers also admitted to using their problem as a way to slyly encourage women to give them Diekmans. Several men and women phoned in to discuss their own encounters with such a phenomenon. The simplest solution TnT seemed to agree with as stated by a caller, “Don’t neglect the balls,” is the best advice of the morning in regards to dealing with not being able to achieve orgasm while twisting off or receiving a Diekman.

By the way, Todd and Tyler cannot relate to the black penis.

TnT spoke with Deb Ward of Channel 3 this morning after she e-mailed them a list of a couple of famous Ralston residents. The guys talked about the famous Ralston people Deb e-mailed them before moving into some TV Sweeps discussion. The guys also asked Deb if she would be willing to come in for Travis and do the sports for them a couple of days next when Travis goes out of town. She said that she would check her schedule and get back with them.

To close the show, TnT brought Jessica Dol in and continued their masturbation discussion. Jessica revealed that she twists off about every 3 days. She also described her technique, which oddly (yet hotly) places her lying face down on the bed and grinding away on the mattress while thoughts of headless people bounce around her mind.

Well, that’s the update for today. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and make sure to join TnT tomorrow for another show beginning at 5:30am. Trisha Meuret will be in for Brian and J Medicine Hat is supposed to be swinging by as well. It should be a great show so don’t miss it. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-