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Thursday 2-14-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show today by discussing last night’s dodge ball game in Griswald, IA. The Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Stars claimed a 6-1 victory in the competition in front of more than 1200 spectators. More than $2400 was raised last night for the Griswald after prom party. So far, in just 3 games, the Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Stars have raised over $9000 to benefit the schools. TnT spent some time talking about the games and seemed pleased that they actually had a cheering section last night, unlike their previous game in Ralston where only myself, my buddy Mike and my cousin Steve cheered on our dodge ball heroes with that glistening “someday I hope to play as well as you” shimmer in our eyes.

The guys received phone calls from listeners who attended the dodge ball event throughout the entire program including a call from the hottest lunch lady TnT had ever seen. Several of their on-court opponents checked in as well, most of them surprised at the superior physical condition and preparation TnT’s All Stars brought to the court. Also, at one point in the show, Donnie proclaimed that he found Tyler’s mouthpiece that had gone missing after the game. Somehow, the little plastic guard that protects Tyler’s railroad-track-like braces ended up in a urinal. Tyler, as you can imagine, refused Donnie’s offer to sterilize it and return it to him.

Trisha Meuret from Channel 7 came in and did the news and entertainment reports for the still-sick Brian. One story in particular stuck out in today’s show. The story was about a penis that had been found in Hastings, NE on a road. The penis is suspected to be human but the authorities weren’t positive on that. They were not positive on whether or not they were looking at a suicide/homicide or just a guy who’s junk fell off. If the penis isn’t human, it could be an animal so TnT pondered what animal might have a dong that looks human (a few scary phone calls came in on that tangent) and then joked about how the worst part of the story, as stated by the authorities, was not that they might have a murder on their hands, it’s that there’s a guy who’s got no throck running around Hastings.

The guys spent some time discussing Valentine’s Day this morning. Tyler mentioned that he and his fiancé aren’t doing anything big for the holiday because they more or less had their Valentine’s Day in Vegas over the weekend. Secondly, both Todd and Tyler think the point of Valentine’s Day is rather stupid because it’s a made-up holiday. If you’re going to love the person you’re with, it should be every day, not just one day picked by Hallmark because sales are slow after the Christmas card giving season. Todd mentioned that because Christmas was just here and his girlfriend’s birthday falls before X-mas and Valentine’s Day, by the time Feb. 14^th rolls around, he’s already blown his gift-giving wad, so to speak. A dinner of some sort was mentioned as Todd’s big plans.

The Valentine’s Day discussion spawned many calls from listeners who had a variety of stories on “Valentine’s Day gone bad” situations. One guy, who sounded suspiciously like a fake caller, said he planned on breaking up with his girlfriend today because he’d been caught cheating, yet had denied it up until this point. Another listener said she had dumped a guy on VT-Day and had been cursed romantically ever since. Yet another caller said he recently broke up with his woman of 1 ½ years because she had, for the last month, been telling him what she expected him to do for her for Valentine’s Day. The guy got fed up with her unreachable expectations and dumped her demanding ass. As the calls continued, TnT spent some time conversing about how men are always left with the responsibility of forming the perfect Valentine’s Day celebration; dinner, movie, romance.

TnT spoke with Bob Reno from http://www.badjocks.com” target=blank>www.badjocks.com this morning. There were a variety of stories on his web site about athletes in trouble and the guys spent about 20 minutes discussing the details of those stories with Bob. There was plenty of Husker and Big 12 talk, as well as talk about a Montana coach’s “Girlfriend-gate”. Bob also filled TnT in on a new BAC (blood alcohol content) record breaker who blew a .26, wife of former Blazers’ center Arvydas Sabonis, Ingrida Sabonis. We’ll be hearing from Bob again in a few weeks, as there’s constant new content to discuss when it comes to bad jocks.

Big Pussy went out on the town in the Z van again this morning to give away a pair of Creed tickets to a lucky listener whose vehicle sported a Todd and Tyler America Rocks bumper sticker. After an unsuccessful attempt to pull over a Cox Cable van that had a bumper sticker on it, Big Pussy went to the Fantasies location in Papillion and awarded the tickets to a listener there. The winner’s reaction to being awarded the Creed tickets by Todd and Tyler was nonexistent as, for some reason, the winner did not actually speak to and thank Todd and Tyler for the tickets.

Nick Griffin from the Funny Bone joined Todd and Tyler in studio today. He’s headlining tonight and on Sunday night but will be taking the roll of Feature Act on Friday and Saturday night when Kevin Pollak takes the stage. He spent some time talking with TnT about famous people he knows in Hollywood, which included a bunch of excellent Reviews target=blank>Nick Nolte stories. Later in the visit, he talked about writing for other comics like Bobby Slaton and the “you stole that joke from me” phenomena that occurs between comics. Nick also invented a game called “Teenager Poem or Heavy Metal Lyrics”, which he displayed and played with TnT for a bit. Somehow during his visit, humping stuffing and bathing with a naked Mario Lopez from “Saved By The Bell” came up. Check out Nick at the Funny Bone this weekend! Call 493-8036 for reservations.

The guys spoke with former Doors keyboardist, Ray Manzarek today. He’s got a new book out called “The Poet In Exile” based on the premise of what if Ray met up with Jim Morrison now after Jim had faked his death and lived out his live on an island with a wife and kids. TnT discussed the book, the Morrison gravesite in Paris (which he is now not being evicted from), and the various books and movies about the Doors and Jim Morrison. Ray said that “The Doors” movie by Oliver Stone was a piece of crap and didn’t reflect the way Morrison actually was in real life. Ray also discussed some projects he’s working on including the upcoming release of a DVD/Video he directed about a year ago and the “electronica” music he’s been working on lately. Throughout the interview, Ray kept eluding to the book and the mystery behind whether or not Morrison is actually still alive and how the book may be based on fact. Of course, the only way you’ll be able to find out for sure is to buy it and read it. It was a very cool interview and Ray, as well as Todd and Tyler, seemed to enjoy their time together. Listen for this interview in a “Best Of” soon.

Well, that’s the big Thursday program. Tomorrow TnT will be joined in studio by Funny Bone comic and actor Kevin Pollak. He’s scheduled to arrive in the early portion of the 7 o’clock hour so make sure you tune in bright and early. Check out tonight’s 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show starting at 10pm on Z-92 and then rejoin TnT tomorrow at 5:30am for the Friday finale. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-