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Friday 3-29-02

The show started off this morning with Tyler talking about his outing to the Old Market last night. While bouncing around the various shops, he saw a sign for sale that said, “Parking for Estonians Only”. TnT were amused by the sign and spent some time pondering the Estonian population within the Omaha area. Also early in the show, Donnie said that he had sex last night and it didn’t hurt. So, the week of apprehension and ejaculatory fear he had after his vasectomy mishap was all for nothing.

Brian came in today and delivered a Very Brady newscast. The poor guy has some funky sinus infection that has caused him to sound like he’s gargling with a mouthful of gravel before coming to work. He squeaked his way through the news and entertainment reports as Todd and Tyler made fun of the cracking puberty sounds of his Peter Brady voice. The guys also continued their onslaught of you’re mom’s hot and we’d like to have serious amounts of steamy sex with her taunts.

After Brian’s newscast, he told the guys about how he was hit by a car last night. Brian said that he went to see “Panic Room” at the 20 Grand Theater and as he left the building, a car pulled up through the covered area by the front door and nearly hit him before stopping inches from his legs. Brian looked at the driver and raised his hands into the air as to say, “What, are you gonna run me over or something?” The driver, too, raised his hands as if to say, “What, are you just gonna stand there all day?” The driver ended up angering and punched the pedal, bumping Brian hard enough to cause the news chick to land on the hood of the car. Brian pounded the hood with his fist once before rolling off of the car and he got in one more half-assed swing at the vehicle as it sped past him. Brian said he pondered going over to the driver to confront him about the situation but decided not to because he was at a station-sponsored event (a lesser station within the mighty Journal Broadcast Group cluster).

TnT enjoyed hearing Brian’s story and spent some time talking about the details. The gang all wondered whether or not Brian could still press charges against the driver and took a few calls relating to the legal course of action Brian could take. While the gang talked about the situation, the guy who actually hit Brian with his car phoned the show. Brian talked to him for a few minutes off the air and eventually coaxed the guy, Mike into going on the air to tell his side of the story. Mike said he is a listener of the show and really didn’t mean to run Brian over, claiming he didn’t realize he bumped him with the car. After all the details of both sides of the story were aired, everyone seemed to make up. To confirm the love between Mike and Brian, Mike is going to swing by the radio station early next week and bring the TnT show some breakfast. He may, if the homophobic Brian allows him to, also give the news chick a make-up hug. Make sure to tune in for that.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a very funny commentary on the problems going on with pedophile priests. Larry also mentioned that he is headed back to the Omaha Funny Bone in late August for a visit so we all have that to look forward to. Tune in next week for more Larry the Cable Guy commentaries.

This morning was Good Friday and the last installment of Big Beefy Friday for this year. The fine folks from the Grover Street Pub inside the Clarion Hotel brought up some meat for the final Temptation of Travis. TnT brought in two Catholic listeners, Trevor and Chad, who are fed up with the way the Catholic church has been handling the pedophile priest situation and joined in on the meat eating festivities in order to give the double finger salute to the church. Travis spent some time uttering his lemming-like, close-minded Catholic rhetoric for a bit as he and Todd and Tyler argued points back and forth. Eventually, Attaboy shut up and read the sports. Later, TnT expressed a little bit of disappointment with Travis for “calling it in today” because he missed several sports stories that Brian read later in the entertainment report. TnT suspected that Travis phoned it in today because of the Good Friday euphoria he was experiencing.

J Medicine Hat came in studio this morning and hung out with TnT. He shared a variety of stories this morning including telling the guys about how he was married by a wacky Elvis at the Luxor in Vegas. J also retold the story about how his wife arranged a little licky, licky strap-on “welcome home” party for him involving a 20-year-old piece of strange a while back. From there, the guys spent time talking about J’s relationship with his hot, bisexual wife. Medicine Hat also told a very funny story about how he saw a cross dresser pushing his nads up inside and taping up his sack for “smoothness” a while back when J was asked to host some sort of cross dresser beauty contest. It was yet another great visit with Medicine Hat this morning. You can catch him performing at the Funny Bone all weekend with a special X-rated show on Monday night. Call the fabulous Funny Bone at 493-8036 for reservations.

Because of the hotness of Brian’s mom, the guys spent some time talking about the MILF phenomenon for a bit. They opened up the phone lines to anyone who has a hot mom and has been given crap about it for years by their buddies. They got a phone call or two but seemed disappointed that not many listeners wanted to admit to having a hot mom on the air.

TnT spoke to Katrina, the sister of Omaha resident and current “Survivor 4” contestant John Carroll. She said that she lives with her brother and they have been having Survivor watching parties since the show started. Katrina also mentioned that it’s quite frustrating not knowing what is going to happen because her brother isn’t saying anything about the show, due to CBS’s strict confidentiality agreements. She did say, though, that if/when her brother is voted off the show, he would be willing to talk to Todd and Tyler about his experience.

Towards the end of the show, TnT brought in the King of Mullets, Bruce Patrick and talked with him about the special 70’s weekend Z-92 has going. That’s right, all weekend long the mighty Z is going to play nothing but tunes from the decade in which the Ramones changed the face of music forever. Hopefully, for the benefit of us all, they’ll actually play some Ramones tunes for us all to enjoy. The special weekend is going to kick off tonight at 5pm. At 8pm tonight, for Perfect Hair, the station is running a full hour of KISS tunes and tomorrow night, they are going to play a bunch of 70’s cover songs done by a variety of modern artists. It should be a killer weekend to listen to the station so make sure you all have your dials set to Z-92 all weekend.

Well that’s it for the big Friday update. It was a great show this morning and a fine way to wrap up yet another outstanding week of Todd and Tyler radio programming. Tune in on Sunday night at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and make sure to rejoin Todd and Tyler Monday at 5:30am for a new week. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-