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Friday 4-12-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing a variety of topics and then moved on into another rousing game of “Jessica or Jeremy”. They phoned Jeremy’s place to see which of the two Dol lovebirds would answer and to everyone’s surprise, it was Jeremy. It seems Jessica didn’t crash at his pad last night, which lead TnT to ask whether there was trouble in the relationship or not. Jeremy declined any trouble, the call ended, and that ended today’s “Jessica or Jeremy” game.

Trisha Meuret from Channel 7 came in and did the news for BW today. After her report, she spent some time talking with TnT about the Omaha Press Club’s annual show in which she is being an usher. TnT had to attend one of the Press Club things about 3 years ago and ever since then they’ve expressed their displeasure for the event. The guys thought that there weren’t enough actual people on TV or in the media taking part, it seemed to be the wives of the media people when they went. At one point in the discussion, TnT mentioned that they’d like to see investigative reporter Carol Claus do a “milk show”.

A while back, TnT talked about someone mentioned in the paper, a Husker’s baby’s momma, who had the last name “Kills Enemy”. Well, since then they received a fax from a listener of a page from the Mitchell, SD phone book. TnT then played “Real Indian Name or Made-up Name” with their listeners. The phone lines lit up and each contestant had to guess whether or not the name TnT read them was one they pulled out of their asses or if it was actually a real Native American last name. Eventually the game morphed into “Realtor Name or Made-up Indian Name”. Shortly after the morph, the callers began to digress and Todd and Tyler put an end to the bit.

When Travis arrived this morning he came into the studio and talked to TnT for a bit. Earlier in the program, the guys mentioned a recent study done by the New England Journal of Medicine that said that women who have sex with uncircumcised men are three times more likely to develop pie cancer. The study also said that uncircumcised men are at a much higher risk to develop throck warts. As we have all heard, Travis decided not to circumcise his youngest son and TnT have been giving him crap about it for quite some time. Using the documented study by New England Journal of Medicine Todd and Tyler once again tried to figure out why Travis didn’t get his kid’s junk trimmed up. It was at that point that Travis flat out said he didn’t believe the New England Journal of Medicine’s report. Also during this conversation, Travis mentioned that he believes all of the trouble Catholic priests are getting into lately for having sex with young boys “is more of a homosexual thing than it is a pedophile thing”.

After yesterday’s mind-numbing conversation with someone from one of the uppity Omaha groups mentioned in the Go magazine from the World Herald, TnT talked to someone this morning from “All About Omaha” who actually didn’t bore the hell out of them; Chad from Ticket Express. Chad talked to the guys about a variety of thins his group does and then moved on into a discussion about a rumored Eagles concert coming to Omaha as mentioned on Read About Music News, Billboard Charts, Music Videos & Ringtones from Billboard. The gang spent some time speculating on if/when the concert will take place and wondered whether or not the Eagles would come to the Civic or if they are touring on more of an “intimate venue” scene. I’m sure TnT will give us further details when they find something out.

Marc Ryan from the Funny Bone joined TnT in studio this morning and hung out for the last couple hours of the show. The guys played a little bit of Marc’s comedy CD (for sale all weekend at his Funny Bone shows) and were very pleased when he told them that of all the radio shows he’s done around the country, the Todd and Tyler show is the only radio team he bothered to mention inside his CD cover because he digs the guys that much.

TnT got a surprise call from their buddy Lewis Black this morning. Lewis called in to tell TnT about the Comedy Central special he has recorded about the tax season. It’s going to air tonight on Comedy Central at 9pm. Lewis also talked to the guys about how he was recently screwed out of yet another sitcom. He gave TnT the details on the story and then mentioned that he would be back in Omaha in the fall for another Funny Bone visit. I’m sure we’ll hear from Lewis again in the future so stay tuned. Don’t forget to check out his tax special on Comedy Central tonight at 9pm.

Down To Here came in studio today and played a couple of acoustic songs for TnT. They sounded great. Further information on the band can be found by visiting their web site at Down to Here-Kick Ass Rock n Roll from Omaha, NE. Before leaving, TnT mentioned that Down To Here will be playing at the first annual Todd and Tyler Pocket Pool tournament taking place on Saturday beginning at 2pm at Cuetopia. Stop on out and see the band perform if you’re near the 103^rd and Fort Street Cuetopia location.

During the last hour or so of today’s Todd and Tyler show, Marc, TnT, and Donnie all spent some time discussing a variety of Corky related issues. I don’t recall exactly how the conversation came up but somehow the guys began to wonder what mentally challenged people are like when they drink or get high. They opened up the phone lines and took some calls from listeners who had seen mentally challenged people drunk and had stories to share. Later, the discussion progressed into what it would be like having sex with a Corky. Marc Ryan said, “Women should give up the ass more to mentally challenged people.” One of the funnier visuals to come from a caller was when a guy checked in and said his buddy had had with a woman he met at a mall. The woman was actually strapped to the back of one of her friends, “like a human backpack”, so the whole sex with a paraplegic topic emerged. Later Marc posed a question to TnT about whether or not they would have sex with an amputee or a lady with “a baby arm” and both of the guys said they probably would. Sean Gnandt, also from the Funny Bone, called in and asked whether “getting a hand job from a woman with a baby arm is considered pedophilia”. It was a very strange last hour to the show but the guys were hilarious as they discussed the strange topic of drunk, amputee, paraplegic Corky sex.

Well, that’s it for the Friday update. Make sure to swing out to Cuetopia on 103^rd and Fort Street tomorrow for the first annual Todd and Tyler Pocket Pool tournament. Big Pussy and Jessica Dol will be there from 2pm until 6pm, joined by Todd and Tyler from 6 to 8pm. Down To Here will be playing some live music throughout the day and it should be a good time for all. Tune in on Sunday night for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and check out Todd and Tyler on Monday morning at 5:30am as they begin a new week. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-