Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Tuesday 5-7-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with a kaleidoscope of topics to discuss. They talked about some hot women in local news before Tyler mentioned that he "woke up hard" and nearly running out of gas on his way to work as if he were a broke teenager. Also an early morning topic, Travis's "For What It's Worth" last night made a sickening reference about Nebraska being the best place for people to raise a family. TnT disputed Travis’s views because they have both lived in other cities and have come to realize that Nebraska is not the only part of the world where there are good people with good morals. Also early on, the guys played yet another exciting round of “Jessica or Jeremy”. This morning Jeremy answered the phone and when asked why Jessica wasn’t shacked up with him, Jeremy told the guys that she was feeling ill. Luckily, Slave Boy Jeremy had his gay dog Cody to snuggle up with so he wasn’t entirely lonely.

Also early in the program, TnT read an e-mail from sales weasel Dan’s mom. She was bummed out that TnT have replaced her as the hottest mom they know with Brian’s mom. TnT phoned her and once on the air, they expressed that she will always hold the #1 hot mom spot in their hearts. Brian, oddly absent from this portion of the show, seemed slightly more chipper when he later provided his newscast. Don’t worry Brian. Your mom’s still the #1 hot mom with many of the listeners with creative imaginations…and we’ll never, ever let you forget it.

With the recent pipe bomb news stories, the guys thought they would give Tyler’s dad a call this morning. He used to work for the post office so TnT thought he might be able to offer some insight to the situation. Initially, they weren’t able to get a hold of Ed but later he returned their call and spent some time talking about the pipe bombs. During the call, Ed dropped the s-bomb when telling a story about how he once found a dead groundhog in a mailbox. It was so cute; you can’t help but to love Ed. Later, Tyler’s dad shared another story about having to jump out of a moving stand-up mail truck years ago when he accidentally lost his balance going around a dead-end circle. Ed is coming into town to accompany Tyler on the big Las Vegas trip soon so perhaps we’ll hear him in the studio before TnT conclude their week on Thursday at 10am.

After Brian concluded his newscast, Todd and Tyler reintroduced their hot mom contest concept they began discussing yesterday. They mentioned the prize once again, two round trip Southwestern Airlines tickets to anywhere in the continental US for the winner as chosen by the listeners on Thursday morning before the end of the show. From there, they opened up the phone lines and took calls throughout the remainder of the program from people entering their hot moms. One of those hot moms, a lady named Colleen, they tried to phone at work while her son was on the air describing her to them. At first, they just reached her voice mail, and a very sexy sounding voice mail message it was. So sexy, in fact, that they immediately phoned the voice mail again just to listen to the hot mom’s raspy voice. Later, she returned their message and basically just sounded all hot on the radio. Humorously, TnT seemed to creep her out about 3 minutes into their conversation.

TnT pointed out an interesting phenomenon relating to hot moms after taking quite a few calls this morning. All of the men and women calling in to enter their hot moms said that their mothers are no longer married. The guys discussed the trend as well as how it is apparently necessary for all women in the listening audience to be pregnant by the age of 20. They continued to ask personal questions of the callers about their hot moms including, the standard nipple size, ass size, breast size, pretty face questions as well as the new “Does she have teeth?” and “Does she have tan lines?” questions. It was at just before 9am that a comment from Tyler stuck yet another horrible visual into my head. Imagine if you will Tyler naked with bright white, thong panty tan lines. I’m still recuperating from the seizure I experienced. Thanks for that one Tyler.

Former Husker quarterback Clete Blakeman joined TnT in studio this morning for a while. He spent some time talking to the guys about his 14-year long refereeing career and mentioned that he is moving into a position as “head linesman” in the Big 12, where he will be reffing a handful of games this season. The guys asked whether he would be working any of the Husker games this year, to which Clete answered he would most likely not. According to his bosses, it might be best for him to wait until all of the coaches he used to play under while within the Husker organization are transitioned out before he refs a Husker football game. The guys continued to discuss refereeing, Clete’s career, and Husker football in general for some time before moving on.

Travis came in to do his sports report as well as the “For What It’s Worth” editorial he aired on Channel 3’s 10pm newscast last night. As mentioned earlier in the show, the guys didn’t like Travis’s comments about how Nebraska is the best place to raise a family. They gave him a hard time about it but their comments didn’t seem to sink into Attaboy’s head. After expressing their opinions on the matter, Travis went ahead and repeated the text from last night’s “For What It’s Worth”, covering topics such as the Creighton female basketball coach, UNL’s basketball coach, and the city of Omaha turning down a Royals' requested unscheduled game at the Johnny. If you would like to offer Travis any comments, please e-mail him at travis@km3.com or leave him a voice mail by calling (402) 593-2706.

Late in the show, Operations Manager Tom stopped by the Todd and Tyler studio. He spent some time talking to the guys about the recent decision to get rid of Journal Broadcast Group’s Omaha country music station, as well as the move of the Spanish speaking station from AM to the FM frequency, 97.7. Tom told TnT that so far he has received 28 phone calls from former listeners of the now-dead country music station and 80% of those calls were racially motivated. Everyone discussed their amazement and disappointment after hearing the statistics, yet after further review TnT concluded that they weren’t entirely surprised at the racists who were phoning to complain. After all, those people are country music fans from Nebraska. Racists? What a surprise. That combination happens almost never… Either way, TnT expressed how sad it was that such racism still exists.

As Todd and Tyler wrapped up their show today Brian provided an entertainment news report, complete with another edition of the Nebraska Sex Offender list. TnT then took a few more phone calls from listeners who wanted to enter their hot mothers into Todd and Tyler’s Southwest Airlines ticket giveaway contest, which will be concluding on Thursday before TnT are off to Vegas for a slightly extended weekend. During that portion of the show, the guys received a strange phone call from a 31-year-old lady who wanted to dispute an earlier comment made by the guys. At one point during the bulk of the hot mom contestant calls, the guys mentioned that they hadn’t asked any of the callers about whether their mothers had nice teeth. In passing, someone then mentioned that toothless women aren’t that attractive. Well, the 31-year-old lady who phoned them was upset because she has no teeth and she considered herself very attractive. She went on about how hot her toothless mouth is for a bit before TnT put and end to the call. As you can imagine, after the caller made her point and TnT let her go, the guys spent some time joking around about toothless women. I can’t do the comments justice by repeating them here, but believe me when I tell you it was a very funny end to today’s program. Perhaps you can catch the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show that will begin airing tonight at 10pm to fully understand the toothless woman humor that came about as TnT brought today’s show to an end.

Well, that’s it for the update today. Catch the 3^rd Shift Replay of today’s show at 10pm tonight and tune in tomorrow at 5:30am, as Dr. Ed will join the guys live and most likely naked from Tyler, TX. TnT will also be joined by a Funny Bone comedian because tomorrow night is another Z-92 night at the Funny Bone. It should be a great show so tune in early and stick around all day. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-