Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 6-12-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing the ticket situation for this year’s CWS. With the Huskers not playing until the evening game on Friday, they speculated that the first game, taking place earlier in the day, will be practically empty because of all the Husker fans who will be buying session tickets for both games and not bothering to show up for the first one. They then talked a little about how the Husker baseball coach may be taking a position at an Arkansas school, where he’s from. Also Husker related, TnT mentioned the Tom Shatel article from this morning’s paper in which he described all the things Husker fans need to do to not ruin this year’s CWS. TnT seemed to think the article was a subtle and clever way for Shatel to point out everything that is wrong with bandwagon Husker baseball fans without pissing any of them off.

From there, they moved on to discuss a few items in the news including the fires in Colorado. Todd is bummed out about the burning state because he is supposed to go there for a vacation soon. Because of the fires and the drought, people are not allowed to have campfires. Todd said that he might not go to Colorado after all if he can’t have a fire while camping because if you can’t make a fire, it’s not really camping at all. Their discussion of various news events continued when Brian came in with his report.

Also early in the show, TnT spent some time talking about the American Film Institute program that aired on TV last night. Tyler watched all three hours of the show as it detailed the 100 most romantic movies of all time. The gang talked about some of what was aired last night and then got into a big discussion about the movie ‘’Pretty Woman.’’ No one seemed to think the movie was very romantic. After all, Julia Roberts was playing a hooker. During their discussion of the movie, Tyler uttered the phrase ‘’So I’ll stick my face in any fat guy’s lap for 40 bucks.’’ It stuck to the tape, the isolated clip made it’s way to a hot button on Tyler’s computer, and the clip was played frequently throughout the rest of the show.

TnT fired up their connection to Dr. Ed live in his basement in Tyler, TX this morning. Before delving into the world of medicine, the guys talked about Dr. Ed’s team, Rice. He seemed excited for his school to be in the CWS and mentioned that he will be back in Omaha on Monday for one of the games. Perhaps he’ll swing by the studio for a quick visit next week. Anyway, after the guys played a little catch-up and wrapped up their CWS discussion, they opened the phone lines to their listeners who had questions for Dr. Ed. A surprising number of women checked in with questions today. A variety of topics were covered including whether it is possible to sew a sack and testicles back on, the removal of spleens, titanium head plates, butt-first babies, and those who possess cancerous penises. That last topic came about late in Dr. Ed’s visit as he described a recent patient he saw. The man had to have his junk chopped off because he developed penis cancer. Dr. Ed described the nub and what lead to the penis removal. It was pretty horrifying.

Also during Dr. Ed’s time with TnT, he got into a lengthy discussion about circumcision with TnT and Travis. They talked about the increased chance of ovarian cancer, adverse problems with the extra skin when one gets older, and the reasons people are either for or against ant-eateritus. Dr. Ed once again expressed his concern that Travis hasn’t circumcised his youngest son and doesn’t plan on it but Attaboy didn’t seem to take Dr. Ed’s concern to heart. ‘’I’ll get a second opinion, doc,’’ said Travis, blatantly undermining the superior wisdom of our favorite medical guru.

Later in the show, Travis, celebrating his 9^th wedding anniversary today, came in to do the sports report. He talked with TnT about not getting to see his wife very much after she returned from Ireland yesterday, discussed how Chris Eggert of Channel 3 has shaved his goatee, read over his sports report mostly consisting of CWS talk and then told Dr. Ed that he’s seeing spots and getting light headed twice a day while just sitting in his office. Travis wouldn’t listen to Dr. Ed when it concerns his son’s own throck but was more than willing to accept his diagnosis when it came to Trav seeing spots, especially when Dr. Ed seemed concerned and mentioned the word ‘’ cardiac.’’

Towards the end of today’s show, Brian came in with an entertainment report. During that time, TnT continued their early morning discussion about the American Film Institutes top 100 romantic films of all time. The guys went through quite a few movies on the list, checking off whether they had or had not seen each one as well as discussing who appeared in the movies. Brian then teased a list he will bring to us tomorrow created by the people at Mr Skin - Celebrating Nudity In Film! that lists the top 100 nude scenes of all time. He gave the top 5, which had the infamous pool scene from ‘’Fast Times’’ in the #1 spot, leaving the rest of the list for further discussion tomorrow.

Also during Brian’s entertainment report, he read one of the most disturbing stories ever. Somewhere in Ohio there was an 18-year-old retarded woman arrested for apparently giving repeated Diekmans to an 18-month-old baby boy she was baby sitting after her Corky friends dared her to. The Diekmans took place on more than one occasion, reportedly not only from the babysitter, but also from her Corky friends. As TnT discussed the horrendous details of the story, they brought a little humor into it when they dubbed the women involved the ‘’Okay Bye Sisterhood’’, a takeoff on the new movie ‘’The Ya-Ya Sisterhood’’. It was so funny, my head nearly exploded.

Well, that’s it for the update today. If you missed this morning’s show you can catch it tonight at 10pm as it airs for the 3^rd Shift Replay. Join TnT tomorrow at 5:30am for another show and keep in mind that they will be doing another uncensored segment after they get off the air tomorrow. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-