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Tuesday 6-18-02

Todd and Tyler began their show this morning by discussing some hate e-mails they received regarding yesterday’s Z Bash announcement. As with similar announcements in years past, there were a couple of listeners who felt the need to complain about the bands performing at this year’s concert. TnT said that they don’t understand why people would complain. If you want to go, go. If not, don’t. Once again, TnT pointed out that no one is forced to attend the Z Bash but pointed out some of the fun aspects of the concert that even those who don’t like one particular band could still enjoy. After discussing the hate e-mails about the Z Bash, they took a few more calls from people who are excited for this summer’s concert.

The CWS was another topic of interest early in today’s program. The guys talked about a few of the games they have been to so far and then discussed how the local TV news stations seem clueless in their coverage of the event. Someone mentioned that Chris Eggert from Channel 3 reported yesterday that he was surprised to see so many people down at the CWS considering the Huskers have lost and those fans have left town. TnT pointed out that the CWS has thrived for the last 52 years, only the last 2 having the Huskers involved, and would continue to grow even if the Huskers never make it back to Omaha. TnT just couldn’t see where local TV news gets the impression that without the Huskers in the tournament, the CWS wouldn’t exist. It’s ridiculous. People, start getting your news from the Internet or the national media. Better yet, make the Todd and Tyler show your #1 source for news each day and let the local TV news media broadcast to mindless lemmings in nursing homes. I’m sure those folks could use stories on how to get stains out of hospital gowns.

Brian came in to do the news this morning. As he read each story, TnT spent some time discussing them. When Brian concluded his report, the gang spent some time talking about the upcoming Guys Who Know Todd and Tyler Celebrity Boxing Match. There was more speculation about who will win between Brian and Donnie, as the two detailed their fight history as kids. From the sounds of it, Brian fought every day when he was in school so seemingly, he’s got the most battle experience. Donnie, on the other hand, has his advantages as well. He’s a bit taller and thicker than BW and Donnie’s also got the benefit of having monkey arms. As the Guys Who Know Todd and Tyler Celebrity Boxing Match date approaches, further smack between the participants is sure to arise. Stay tuned for more.

The guys had to give Travis a hard time when he showed up to do his sports report because someone mentioned that they had seen him on this morning’s KM3 newscast interviewing a sanitation crew. As you may recall from yesterday’s show, Travis begged to have someone come and suck the poop out of the RV he and the other KM3 sports guys have been staying in down at the Johnny. Well his begging worked and for merely putting the sanitation crew on TV for a few minutes, Travis’s RV john was sucked dry.

While they were on the subject of Port-A-Potties, the guys had a discussion about some of the disgusting things they’ve seen in them in years past. I believe it was Tyler who coined the phrase “poopburg”, a burg in which is made of poop and floats in the bottom of the bowl, only partially submerged. Throughout the remainder of the show the guys received phone calls from people who had other disgusting Port-A-Potty stories to share. One of the funnier ones came from someone who told TnT about how a new guy on a construction crew got stuck in one as it was being lifted up into the air via crane for a dumping.

Travis presented us with a sports report this morning. He also told TnT that he met the bartender who said she played strip poker with him back when he was in 7^th grade. Trav still claimed that he didn’t recognize the lady, or at least recall playing strip poker with her all those years ago, but at Tyler’s prompting he allegedly admitted that she was hot and had nice cans.

One of Brian’s news stories from earlier in the show was about an Alaska man who was arrested for beating up a passerby who spotted him having sex with a woman in an alley. TnT found the story humorous and wondered why the guy bothered to stop humping in order to go bash in the onlooker’s skull. The discussion evolved from there into everyone sharing stories about having seen people in the past having sex. It evolved further when they opened up the phone lines and took calls from listeners. Many of the listeners who checked in shared stories about seeing public sex acts such as people doing it in cars or in parking lots. There was also the occasional ‘’I saw my buddy’s parents knocking it out’’ and ‘’I saw my girlfriend’s mom and dad having sex on a video they left lying around’’ calls.

Late in the show, Brian returned to read his entertainment report. During the report, Brian made a personal announcement. He had teased TnT beforehand by mentioning the big announcement and the guys had tried to guess what it could be. After a while, Todd and Tyler concluded that there was no way Brian’s build-up to the announcement could be worthy of whatever it actually was. They were right. Brian announced that he has incorporated Huston Lawns. He explained his reasons for doing so, namely a liability issue in case of an accident. It was gripping, I tell you.

Also during E-news, the guys got into a big toe sucking discussion after one of the stories reported on a man who was running around a grocery store licking female shopper’s feet. No one seemed to understand the toe-sucking fetish, especially Brian who seemed flat out grossed out by the thought of feet in general. It was at that point that someone asked Donnie if he could suck his own toes and we found out that not only does Donnie have monkey arms, but he also has monkey legs. He flopped his foot up into his mouth and sucked his own grubby digits! Worse yet, he actually bit his toenail inches from the microphone and we could hear it clear as a bell. Brian nearly puked.

From there, the guys opened up the phone lines and took calls from people with toe sucking stories to share. One caller said that she dated a man that would suck on her toes and twist off at the same time, never actually wanting to have sex. That call spawned a discussion about whether you would rather get caught humping a melon or sucking on your toes and twisting off at the same time. Don’t ask me where the melon-humping concept came from because I don’t know. All I do know is that it was a great conversation.

As TnT left the air today, they mentioned that they would be recording another uncensored session off the air, which will be aired this Friday. Keep in mind that the guys will be on vacation next week so we’ll have the Best Of stuff to enjoy.

That’s it for the Tuesday update. Tune in this evening at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin TnT tomorrow at 5:30am for the Wednesday edition of their program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-