Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 6-20-02

Todd and Tyler began their show this morning by talking about Brian’s divorce announcement made late in yesterday’s show. They brought him in and he explained the lack of support calls he received after he got off the air yesterday. With the exception of one aunt, no one phoned him; not even his friends. He seemed a little bummed out by it but also understood why people may not have wanted to bring it up so soon. On the brighter side, though, Brian said he has received a lot of support e-mails from listeners and said he would eventually get around to reading them all.

A few callers checked in early to show their support for Brian’s tough times and before he returned to the jock lounge to continue writing his news, Brian offered an apology to his wife. He said that he had no intention of bringing it up on the air yesterday except once gossip master Travis asked him about it, he figured the word was out and he should get things out in the open before the rumors took over. Brian apologies for bringing it up on the air and told his wife that he did not do it maliciously or to cause her any problems. It was cool of him to apologize, even though he really didn’t do anything wrong or say anything derogatory towards his wife.

Before Brian returned to read over his newscast, which included another Sex Offender list, Todd and Tyler spent some time discussing other issues. They’d received an e-mail from someone saying that the sports guy at 42 has been scooping Travis on a variety of CWS related stories all week and they wondered why that’s occurring. From the sounds of it, the 42 guy had an interview with Coach Van Horn of the Husker baseball team, something Travis has evidentially not had on his sports reports yet. TnT then mentioned how disappointed they have been in the CWS coverage being given by all the news stations, including Travis’s. The guys said that there have been little to no feature packages on players or teams and for the most part, the TV stations who are down at the CWS seem to be covering the spectators more than they are the event itself.

After the news, Rozz from the Midwest Motorcycle Raffle and an officer in the OPD named Jason came by the studio and hung out with TnT for a while. Rozz gave the details of the motorcycle raffle again and they are as follows (to the best of what I was able to write down). The Midwest Motorcycle Raffle is giving away 3 Harley motorcycles this summer. They are selling only 1300 raffle tickets at $100 each and they are available at any Eddy’s Conoco, the American Dream, the Anchor Inn, Buffalo Joe’s, the Omaha Harley shop, a few other places, and at any event in which Rozz brings the hogs out. The first drawing takes place on July 5^th at the Anchor. The second will take place on September 1^st. No location for that drawing was mentioned this morning. Neither was the date for the third drawing. Get on out and get your raffle tickets soon, though. All the proceeds will go to benefit the Fibromyalgia foundation, as well as a couple of other benefits.

Once all the details of the raffle were squared away, Todd and Tyler spent some time talking to Officer Jason. He’s currently on the Vice squad and has been on homo patrol in the parks for a while now. As you can imagine, TnT had lots of questions for the officer regarding the activity that goes on in the parks. The gang discussed the recent lewd conduct law being revoked, the possible changes to it before it is reinstated, how lake Cunningham seems to be the #1 spot for gay men to meet up, and more.

The officer gave many detailed accounts of things he’s seen and the types of activities leading to various arrests. Several references to him getting his package touched were mentioned and he also shared a few stories about strange things he’s seen. One story was about how a gay guy approached an officer for some anal sex and when the officer said he had no lubrication, trying to get the guy to describe what he wanted in order to make a legal arrest, the guy said he had a bottle of BBQ sauce in the car they could use. In another case, he had his chest rubbed and nipples tugged on by a 76-year-old man, having to wait for the oncoming package grab before he could make the arrest. It was really creepy.

Officer Jason went on to say that he knew the officer who busted the 4-man Mandan Man Can Jam and described the details of that scene. Evidentially, there was one man on his knees giving a handy to another guy and a Diekman to a third. The 4^th man was the designated nipple pincher, running around tweaking the titties of the other parties as they partook in their sexual activity. Todd and Tyler really got a kick out of the nipple pincher guy.

Jason also talked about the occasional mistake made when busting someone in the park. He said that while on duty he has assumed a guy in a park bathroom was there for homo love and on more than one occasion, he has approached guys with the goo goo eyes only to find out that the guy wasn’t a pipe smoker, he just had to pee. He also joked about a time when he forgot he was off duty at a mall and found himself making the do me eyes at men.

Later in his visit, Officer Jason elaborated further on other Vice squad activities he’s participated in, which included some work busting hookers. He detailed what goes into that and talked about some misconceptions hookers have. It is not true, by the way, that if you ask an undercover officer if he/she is a cop, they have to answer honestly. They’re going to lie to you and bust your scummy ass anyway!

Before he and Rozz left, Jason’s wife phoned in to talk about what it’s like having her husband be the guy who has to bust homos in the park. She was very cool and seemed to get a kick out of it when TnT mentioned Jason had said earlier that on occasion when he goes home, he’ll wake her up for some boot knocking time in order to, ‘’reconfirm my manhood’’. It was a truly awesome visit with Officer Jason of the Omaha Police Department Vice Squad. Hopefully they’ll be kind enough to let him join Todd and Tyler again on the air. It was hilarious radio and TnT really seemed to enjoy the conversation.

A sleepy Travis came in today to do his sports report. TnT gave him a hard time for being so tired and crabby, blaming it on how Travis and the other KM3 guys are staying up till 3am and drinking in the CWS RV. Travis denied being tired but according to TnT, his face gave him away. That and the fact that he nodded off in the jock lounge before coming into the studio and put his head down on the table as soon as he finished sports. During Trav’s report, Coach Jack Daum of the Creighton Blue Jays phoned in to talk about how the CWS is going. They discussed some of the details of draft eligibility, the possible Van Horn move to Arkansas, and other College World Series chatter. I’m sure we’ll hear from the coach again soon so stay tuned.

Greg Warren and Sean Gnandt from the Funny Bone came by today and hung out with TnT for a bit. Greg spent about a year at West Point as a wrestler so TnT spent some time discussing what that was like. From there, the gang moved on to giving each other crap about their women troubles. Todd recalled all of the ‘’Todd, I got laid last night’’ jokes that few about just after he announce his divorce. Those humorously filtered over to Brian this morning. Everyone gave Sean a hard time about how his Cleveland girlfriend dumped him to go live in a commune with a Renaissance fair geek. By the way, ladies get in free at the Funny Bone tonight. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

Brian returned with an entertainment report, which featured a new segment called the Divorce Actions of the Week. The very first one on the list was Brian’s. Everyone thought that was a little odd, even though the paper doesn’t alphabetize them. TnT thought someone at the paper was a listener and purposely put Brian’s divorce at the top of the list but upon further discussion, the gang seemed to chalk it up to mere coincidence.

TnT spoke to Peter Dante today. He’s in the new Adam Sandler movie called ‘’Mr. Deeds.’’ He talked about the film with TnT, as well as some of Sandler’s upcoming stuff. From the sounds of it, Peter is not going to be in the next Sandler film and he was a little bummed, not giving too many details as to a reason why. Peter mentioned that he’ll be coming back to town for a celebrity golf tournament of some sort in August or September and when he does, he’ll rejoin TnT in studio for another visit.

Right at the end of today’s show, the guys read over an e-mail from a listener saying that she thought Travis would be the next to be served divorce papers, not Brian. The e-mailer went on to say that she and all of the other ladies in her office couldn’t see how any woman would be willing to date or marry any of the guys on the TnT show. After hearing that, Tyler blew up. He was legitimately pissed off. Tyler started yelling at the e-mailer, pointing out that he and Todd are just regular everyday guys and that in their personal lives off of the air, they aren’t the same as they are on the air. They do a ‘’radio show.’’ It’s not 20 hours of beer drinking, stripper talking, and dick jokes when they’re at home. They take out the trash and mop the floors and are all around normal guys with girlfriends/wives and/or kids/cats. Tyler’s fiancée Becky phoned in and ranted for a bit as well, as she has always hated when people have asked her how she lives with Tyler. I’m sure this will come up again early in tomorrow’s show so make sure you tune in.

After the show, TnT were headed out to the Eddy’s Conoco on Nebraska Avenue in Council Bluffs to meet and greet fans purchasing the new Todd and Tyler Eddy’s Conoco cups. A couple of hotties from Boomers are supposed to be with them so if you’re in the area, feel free to stop by and give the guys a hello.

Well, that’s it for the long update today. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and then rejoin TnT tomorrow at 5:30am as they wrap up yet another excellent week in radio history. Keep in mind that the guys are headed out of town for a week so tomorrow is your last chance to catch a live show for a bit. Make sure you don’t miss it. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-