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Wednesday 7-10-02

Todd and Tyler began their show this morning by talking about the oppressive heat yesterday. Tyler said that he went on a bike ride in the afternoon after getting his braces removed and it was so hot, ‘’It was like breathing pea soup.’’ From there, the guys talked about going to the hospital yesterday to see Peach’s new baby daughter. They found out that the baby girl now has two additional middle names. One of Peach’s uncles passed away on the same day of the baby’s birth so they give the little girl a couple of extra names in his memory. That led into a discussion of middle names, which eventually turned into talk of swollen baby genitals. You’ve got to listen to the whole show folks.

The guys received an e-mail from a listener who wanted their advice on a problem he’s having. The e-mailer said he used to have an F-bomb buddy, who he later introduced to her current husband. The woman has taken a job at the same bar as the e-mailer and 6 months ago, they slipped up, or he slipped in, and they knocked it out. Now the woman is telling him that she wants to have an affair with him but the e-mailer doesn’t know if he’s up for that. He’s actually friends with the woman’s husband and even though they did have sex 6 months ago, technically an affair, he’s not sure he wants to get into it again, so to speak. She’s now threatening that if he doesn’t start sleeping with her on a regular basis, she’s going to tell her husband that they’re having an affair nonetheless.

TnT spent some time discussing the e-mailer’s situation and took some phone calls from listeners with ideas on the subject. They even got a phone call from a listener with a Sports Illustrated cell phone that had gone through a similar situation and shared his tale. TnT took the point of view that if the woman is going to tell her husband she’s cheating with the e-mailer anyway, the e-mailer might as well have sex with her so he at least gets something out of the deal. They later thought twice about that, stating the well-known guy code rule that you don’t bang your buddy’s woman. The conversation on the subject continued sporadically throughout the remainder of the show.

Matt Wallace stopped by the studio this morning and hung out with TnT for a bit. He’s performing on Thursday night at 7pm as part of the Jazz on the Green thing. He joined in on the topics of the day and shared a story about having to go to the bathroom really, really bad and peeing on some bunny rabbits. Matt will be joining TnT at the Royals game next Saturday as well so if you miss him at the Jazz on the Green, you can catch him there.

During Brian’s newscast he read a story about an ecstasy bust on the interstate yesterday. Shortly after, the guys got a call from a listener named Crayola who said he’s used the drug in the past. He described it’s effects for TnT and then admitted to being a bi-sexual after TnT asked if when using the drug, one really wants to hug and kiss everyone, regardless of their sex. Crayola said it wasn’t ecstasy that turned him into a butt humper; it was cocaine.

As they discussed his sexuality, Crayola told TnT that he only pitches and receives Diekmans from men, but not currently because he’s in a 10-month relationship with a woman at the moment. TnT didn’t understand Crayola’s sexual preferences and questioned that if you only receive Diekmans and have anal sex, why not just get a woman. After all, ladies can give hummers and they’ve got butts too. Secondly, isn’t part of being gay ‘’catching’’ and/or ‘’pole smoking''? As the show moved along, TnT continued discussing Crayola’s odd sexual restrictions.

J Medicine Hat phoned in from a gas station in Arkansas. He’s on his way to Omaha to perform at the Funny Bone this weekend. With him he had his wife’s brother, a beekeeper, so they talked a bit about bee keeping. They also discussed ‘’pole smoking’’ and anal butt sex in prison. Medicine Hat will be joining TnT in studio on Friday morning as long as a goose doesn’t fly through the windshield of his car while he makes his way to Omaha.

To wrap up the show, the band Head Space came in studio and performed a couple of tunes for TnT. They’re taking part in the Battle of the Bands at the Anchor Inn this Saturday in an attempt to win the first band slot for this year’s Z-Bash 2002. Also joining them will be the Noise Next Door, Inside Out, and Down To Here. The lead singer of the other three bands all phoned in to discuss the Battle of the Bands and talk a little smack. TnT tried to talk them all into just getting drunk and wrestling on Saturday night to determine the winner but the bands turned all ‘’nicey nicey, lovefest’’ on them. It was rather disappointing. TnT figured out the reason for the lovefest though. All of the bands in Omaha are very incestuous. Everyone has played in everyone else’s band at one point in time.

Well, that’s it for the update today. Tune in to the mighty Z tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and join TnT tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday edition of their program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-