Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 7-24-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show today by discussing a variety of topics. They touched on Canada’s colored money and how the US is thinking of using a colored background in our own money as a counter-counterfeiting defense mechanism. They then read over a couple of e-mails and discussed some items in the news, which continued at length when Brian came in with his newscast. During that time, TnT got on the topic of lawyers who defend scumbags. They took a couple of phone calls, including one from Candy the lawyer, and talked about how the people who defend murderers and child molesters can live with themselves. TnT then spent some time talking about the Simpsons after an e-mailer asked to here the ‘’Donnie, shut up’’ sound effect Homer did for TnT about a month ago.

Also early in the show, Tyler mentioned something that he had seen on HBO’s ‘’Real Sports’’ program about hazing in high schools. According to the show, some high school football team in Massachusetts tea bagged a player and then tried to stick a banana up his butt during a hazing ritual. The student, forced to leave school because of all the crap he was being given, is now suing the school because of the incident. The topic sparked some conversation about hazing rituals TnT have been told of by some former Husker players that occurred in the Husker locker room over the years. There seemed to be an awful lot of junk grabbing going on; a thought TnT felt would freak out every Husker Red Blue Hair out there.

On a more personal note, the guys talked about hazing rituals they knew of when they were in school. Tyler said he saw a guy wash his hair with some shampoo that others had peed in. Donnie then told a story about how he saw a guy get peed on by a bunch of guys in the shower when the guy had his eyes closed rinsing the shampoo out of his hair. Todd didn’t witness much hazing when he was in school because golf and speech geeks just didn’t participate in such things in North Dakota.

From there, Todd and Tyler pointed out how in recent years, there seems to be a trend of homoerotic hazing things going on, the Husker stories mentioned above being a prime example. Putting hot balm in one’s jock, like what happened to Tyler when he was playing high school baseball, just isn’t doing it for the students any more. Now, you always hear about the kids putting things in each other’s rears or bouncing their scrotums off of each other’s foreheads. TnT began to wonder if women athletes in high school and college participate in hazing rituals and if they do, if they are similar to the things guys do to each other. The term ‘’pie bagging’’ was created, leaving a somewhat disturbing visual image in the heads of the residence of the Omaha area. After all, if you’ve got a baggy pie, you’ve got some serious problems. Even though TnT had their phone lines open to talk to women with hazing stories all morning long, none phoned in to share their stories.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Kelly Packard, kelly packard car auto automobile at kellypackardonline.com, this morning. She used to be on ‘’Baywatch’’ and ‘’California Dreams’’ and is now the on-the-road host for TBS’s ‘’Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.’’ When TnT spoke to her, she was in bed wearing her jammies, which excited everyone. At first though, it seemed like the guys didn’t have much of a visual image of who Kelly was until ‘’California Dreams’’ was mentioned and Tyler lit up like an 85-year-old with his first Viagra boner. He immediately pinned her as the hot blonde keyboard player on the show. Anyway, the guys talked about some of the things that Kelly has seen while working for ‘’Ripley’s Believe It Or Not,’’ such as a guy who water skis behind an airplane and the not to be confused with wolf boy Monkey Boy. They also briefly asked her about her ‘’Baywatch’’ coworker, Night Rider’s drinking problem. Kelly was very cool with TnT and the mental image of her talking to the guys from her bed and in her jammies was even cooler. Check her out on ‘’Ripley’s Believe It Or Not’’ tonight on TBS.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning for the first time in nearly a month. He’s been hard at work filming segments for the new Blue Collar Tour movie. Larry talked to the guys about the filming, told a few stories related to it, said he hung out with some hot super model who didn’t put out, mentioned some of the skits that they performed which will be incorporated into the stand-up routines in the movie, and said that the new movie should be out in about 90 days. He then went on to deliver a commentary on how Anna Nicole Smith may end up getting her own reality television show. Stay tuned for more from Larry in the near future.

Travis came in with his sports report this morning. In addition, he talked with Todd and Tyler about some of the ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ reaction he received. There’s really not much more to it so I’ll move on.

The guys did a little bit of trained counseling this morning after a caller checked in with a problem. She wanted to know if they thought it was unreasonable for her to go to bed at a different time than her husband. The guys seemed to disagree a little on this one. Tyler was of the opinion that it doesn’t matter if a couple goes to bed at the exact same time. Todd, on the other hand, said having that ‘’alone time’’ together right before falling asleep with your spouse is very important.

The guys went back and forth on it for a while but seemed to conclude that the female caller wasn’t being unreasonable. They felt that there might be some control issues involved in the relationship that have somewhat carried over into their nighttime schedules. Shortly thereafter her husband phoned in with his side of the story. According to the husband, his wife stays up quite often until 4am before coming to bed and ends up sleeping until noon. And because he gets up at 6am to go to work, that only leaves him with 2 hours a night of actually sleeping with his wife. There was some other crap tossed into the conversation by both the husband and wife relating to fishing trips and the age of their kids but those details didn’t seem to be that important in the big ‘’Same or different bedtimes’’ discussion.

Throughout the discussion, TnT opened the phone lines and took calls from listeners with opinions on the subject. As the conversation continued, work schedules came into the mix. TnT both have odd work schedules, which allow for them to sneak in a nap in the afternoon. Travis, too, has a strange work schedule and he also enjoys getting in a short nap before going to work. A very true and funny point made by Todd was, ‘’There’s just something about a sleeping man that just drives women nuts’’ as he eluded to a past relationship in which he got in trouble for napping in the afternoons. Before concluding the topic, Kevin McKenzie from the Great Plains Counseling Center phoned Todd and Tyler and gave his opinions on the subject. He seemed to think that there could be depression issues in relation to the lady’s sleep schedule, as well as some control issues within the relationship. All in all, it was a very interesting discussion.

To wrap up the show, Brian came in with an entertainment report, which was quite funny today. The guys talked about quarters and Susan B. Anthony coins, Pennsylvanian cities that end in –burg –ville –township –dale –caster –ford, J Lo’s ‘’tight little Porto Rican ass’’, and a story very similar to our very own Diekman legend. Brian also brought in another installment of the Nebraska Sex Offender registry. Donnie provided Tyler with some background music which although hilarious, TnT didn’t play because it was in slightly poor taste. Donnie’s choice for background music? ‘’When the Children Cry’’ by White Lion.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for the Wednesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin TnT here tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday edition of their program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-