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Wednesday 8-14-02

Todd and Tyler began their show this morning by reading over a couple of e-mails. They then discussed the reaction Travis’s ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ received, reaction that was aired last night on the 10pm KM3 newscast. As in the past, Travis concluded the reaction segment with a hate phone call in which the caller called him a ‘’dick’’, bleeped for TV purposes. TnT both mentioned that they noticed some strange body language from the other KM3 anchors when the camera moved to show them all at the big desk with Travis after the ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ segment concluded. They all seemed rather uncomfortable and their body language made it seem as though they were trying to distance themselves from Attaboy. TnT brought this up again later in the program when Travis arrived.

Also early in the show, the guys spent some time talking about a few items in the news, the city council, and how they’re going into Z-Bash information overload, joking throughout the morning (as they had earlier in the week) that they just haven’t heard enough about the Z-Bash this year. They mentioned that certain people in the Z office were kind of freaking out about this year’s bash, having not been around for last year’s event, and said that’s most likely the reason they feel overwhelmed by Z-Bash details this year.

Brian came in with the news but before he began, he told Todd and Tyler about two important medical situations he’s facing. First of all, he said that the grotesque cist sprouting out of his body, affectionately referred to as John Stockton, is going to be gouged out of his back next Friday. No word on whether a mower blade will be used in the procedure. He then said a doctor confirmed yesterday that Donnie had cracked one of his ribs during their in-studio boxing match a few weeks ago. As you can imagine, Donnie seemed quite proud of the severe bodily damage he had caused the news chick. The guys then spent a little time discussing possibly rearranging the match-ups for when the actual even takes place down the road. They may end up having Donnie fight a former Husker and move Brian into the ring with Slave Boy Jeremy so the two can struggle it out for the toughest skinny man in town award. That would leave Midget Brian and Black Tony in the Billiards match-up, (for those who need an explanation, Brian looks like a round white ball, Tony a long brown stick). Anyway, Brian eventually got into the news, which spawned a plethora of very funny chatter this morning.

Todd and Tyler fired up their connection to everyone’s favorite medical professional, Dr. Ed. Live from his basement in Tyler, TX the good doc answered a variety of questions from the TnT studio and their listening audience. Some of the topics covered this morning included skin tags, the effects of sniffing Freon, painful toes, sausage gargling, unique vaginas, and more. They even got a follow-up call from the man who told them all about his leaky ass, noting that Dr. Ed’s diagnosis was right.

Another interesting call came from a guy who wanted to ask the doctor if he could tell him why his wife’s crotch burns when they have sex. After discounting TnT’s theory that she was allergic to his throck, Dr. Ed mentioned that she might have an allergic reaction to sperm or seminal fluid. Later in the show, Jessica Dol came in studio and confirmed that there are some women who are allergic, she being one of them. She detailed a story about an old boyfriend from several years ago whose sperm she was allergic to. She said that his diet played a part in the problem and after he refused to change his eating habits, she had to dump him. After all, a burning pie probably doesn’t equal a healthy sex life. Even though TnT prodded her, Jessica would neither confirm nor deny the acidity of Slave Boy Jeremy’s spooge.

It was yet another awesome, informative visit with Dr. Ed this morning. Todd and Tyler will be speaking with him again in about two weeks so if you happened to miss your chance to talk to Dr. Ed this morning, save up your questions until the guys fire up the Mexican Connection in the future.

Travis came in with a sports report and before he got into it, TnT brought up what they had discussed earlier in the show, the body language of his co-anchors after his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ reaction segment last night. Travis seemed surprised that TnT felt his coworkers were uncomfortable dealing with a newsperson/sports guy having an opinion about something. Travis then got into his sports report, full of Husker talk and baseball strike data. Before concluding his time with the Todd and Tyler show this morning, TnT replayed the Catholic Priest Molestation Hotline audio clip that they aired during yesterday’s show. With Travis and the Catholic Dr. Ed with them, it seemed like a perfect time to reintroduce the funny bit.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a commentary on how he is sick of everyone blaming their troubles on the September 11^th terrorist attacks. He ranted about US Air going bankrupt for a bit but from the sounds of it, Larry wasn’t pissed at the airline for claiming bankruptcy due to 9-11 troubles, he was pissed that they never let him chew Skoal on the airplanes. More from Larry as the week progresses.

Todd and Tyler spoke to their comedian buddy Lewis Black this morning. He was supposed to call in yesterday but due to some scheduling mix-up, he checked in today instead. Lewis began his conversation with TnT by ranting about a variety of the corporate accounting scandal news stories. He then moved on to talk about some of the television stuff going on with him at the moment, as well as covering some of the stupid things he’s had to go through in TV I the past. Lewis will be joining Todd and Tyler in studio on Friday morning and you can also catch him at the Funny Bone this week. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations to see his show. He’s one of the best out there!

Towards the end of the show, Brian returned to the studio (cracked rib, back cist, and all) with an entertainment report. During this portion of the show, Todd and Tyler ruined the outcome of ‘’The Big Chill’’ for BW, yes the movie from ’82. Following that, the guys had some fun playing a melted down Steve Martin record on their turntable to celebrate the actor/comedian’s birthday. Brian’s obscure dead guy of the day spawned a lengthy discussion about Frisbee and disc golfers. And to conclude the e-news, and this morning’s show, another installment of the Nebraska Sex Offender Registry was read over the air. Humorously, several of the people mentioned on the new list have recently changed their addresses to the Nebraska Correctional Facility in Lincoln.

Well, that’s it for the Wednesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s great show and make sure to rejoin Todd and Tyler tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday program. They’ll be joined by the feature act from the Funny Bone, Brian’s cist will be doing news, and Trav will have a sports report opinionated enough to make his fellow TV anchors squirm in their chairs. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-