Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Friday 8-30-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by welcoming their friend Black Tony to the studio. Afterwards the talked about last night’s MTV video awards. TnT both agreed that the award show is pretty worthless but they did enjoy seeing some of the hotties in attendance. Pink, although completely hammered when she accepted an award seemed to be a favorite among TnT. The guys also commented on Emenem and how he was booed after slamming Moby. As far as Emenem goes, Todd likes the guy’s music while Tyler hates it with a passion. TnT then talked a bit about the latest issue of Omaha magazine featuring all of the elitist Kingdom of Quavera people. With Aksarben being torn down, these freaks are being moved to the Civic yet they’re still keeping Aksarben in the title for the event. The guys thought that was rather stupid and as Donnie pointed out, they should probably put the word ‘’civic’’ spelled backwards in their new description and just let the hole known as Aksarben die.

From there, TnT talked about how 500 losers showed up to get their magazines signed by the Playboy ‘’Girls of the Big 12’’ ladies, including Cooper Dawn. For the time being, that conversation was put on hold and revisited later in the show. The guys then read over an e-mail from a listener who misses Otis. Can you say ‘’Let it go?’’ TnT have been here for 9 years! Also early morning topics, TnT covered how the Williams sisters of the tennis world are scary and they had an interesting discussion about squirrels sucking on cat tits.

Brian came in with the news a little later on in the program. During the news, Brian told the guys about yet another Brian-ism he recently uttered. He said that he was driving his truck and mower trailer to an account somewhere in North Omaha. The street was narrow and on either side, there were parked cars. In the middle of the street, directly in front of him, there was a stopped car with a couple of gangster looking guys hanging out, talking to the occupants of the vehicle. Eventually the car moved so Brian could pass and as he drove by, one of the guys standing around the vehicle yelled ‘’Owe’’, pretending that BW ran over his foot. BW continued past and said to his mower boy companion something to the effect of, ‘’I bet that didn’t hurt as much as if I were to ‘stick a cap in your ass’.’’ Everyone seemed to get a kick out of Brian screwing up yet another phrase. Instead of popping or busting a cap in the guy’s ass, BW was just going to stick the cap there.

Yesterday the guys mentioned an e-mail that has been making the rounds that has been scaring the crap out of everyone who views it. Well this morning they sent Donnie into their office with a recorder and had Black Tony check out the email. Donnie recorded Tony’s reaction and stuck the audio clip in the computer so Tyler could play it for us. If you’re unfamiliar with the e-mail, there is a long story about a dead guy bla bla bla as well as an attached photograph. You’re supposed to stare at the picture of a kitchen table and try to see if you notice anything funky. After reading the long story, you’re kind of expecting to see a ghost or something. Well, instead an evil alien head pops up on the screen accompanied by an incredibly loud, shrieking scream.

When Tyler played the audio clip of Tony’s reaction it was hilarious. You could hear Donnie telling Tony to just look at the picture and a few seconds later, the scream blared out of the speakers. Immediately after, Tony yelled ‘’Holy S-bomb!’’ It was clear that he was completely freaked out, much like Tyler and Cable Guy were yesterday when they first saw the e-mail. Several times throughout the remainder of the show, Tyler played the clip of Tony’s reaction and everyone had a good laugh.

Travis came in a later in the show and talked with TnT about several sports related topics. After giving us the daily sports news, Attaboy told us of his Lock of the Week. He’s taking Baylor +10 against Cal. This week’s Saint of the Week is Saint Roch, the patron saint of cattle. TnT were rather amused by Trav’s selection and went as far as going to a catholic website to get more details on Saint Roch.

Later on, TnT continued their discussion over Cooper Dawn, the hottie from UNL who posed for Playboy’s ‘’Girls of the Big 12’’ feature. For several days now, they’ve known that Cooper Dawn isn’t her real name. Many times over the last week, TnT questioned why the lady would bother to come up with a fake name anyway. After all, she just posed naked. She’s not a rock star. Well information began to leak in via the phones regarding the true identity of Ms. Dawn. Donnie checked in several times using voice 3A (the female) and basically gave up all the information about Cooper’s real identity in a rather clever way.

Several callers checked in to talk about Cooper Dawn as well. One of the calls was from a guy who she went to high school with and was also in line to get his magazine signed the other day. TnT then got a call from a listener named Liz who said she thought she went to high school with Cooper but because she hasn’t seen the magazine yet, she wasn’t sure. TnT invited Liz up to their studio to check out the Playboy and after about 15 minutes, Liz arrived. She confirmed that she did indeed go to Norris High School in Firth, NE (just 20 miles or so south of Lincoln) with Cooper Dawn and said that her real name is Kendra Bowma. She also said that the phony name she came up with was actually her grandfather’s name in reverse (last name then first name). TnT had some fun using the same logic to determine what their own Playboy model names would be and the best one came from Travis. I can’t remember exactly what the name was but I know ‘’anal lice’’ was mentioned somewhere during the conversation.

Before Liz left, she spent some time talking with TnT about her business, a massage place off of 144^th Street. TnT asked her if she’s ever had to rub down any gross people and Liz said she has. They discussed massage therapists reactions to involuntary boners, got the nitty gritty on guys who have been busted grinding their throcks into the tables while receiving massages, and Liz also discussed smelly and really fat people she’s had to rub on.

Larry the Cable Guy came into the studio again this morning. With a mouthful of chew, he joined in on the topics of the day. He talked about his show last night and how he hung out with several former Huskers afterwards. There’s really not much more to say about Larry’s visit, though. He just hung out, talked with TnT, and was funny. By the way, all of Larry’s shows at the Funny Bone are filled up for this weekend.

Towards the end of the show, TnT spoke to Donnie’s buddy Scott Frost. Scott detailed the events leading up to his shoulder injury that has caused him to be out for the season. They talked a little bit about the payment he’ll be receiving this year due to contractual agreements. From the sounds of it, Green Bay is keeping Scott on the IR for the year and paying him all season in hopes that he’ll get better and be able to kick some ass next season. Scott’s going in for shoulder surgery on Wednesday in Lincoln and for the remainder of the season, he’s going to have to head up to Green Bay every couple of weeks to check in with the team doctors. Before TnT let Frosty go, they asked him if he knew any of the hotties from Playboy. Unfortunately, he didn’t.

Well, that’s it for today’s update. Tune in on Sunday night at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and rejoin TnT on Tuesday morning at 5:30am as they begin the short week. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-