Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 9-18-02

Todd and Tyler started their show off this morning by talking about the Tom Shatel article from the paper. They felt that Shatel was leading his readers to believe that all Penn State fans are assholes. They pointed out that Husker fans say the same thing about the fans of any team that beats them because they’re all a bunch of crybabies. TnT said that Husker fans need to blame the coach and the team for the loss, not the actions of the opposing team’s fans. From there, the guys discussed their 2003 calendar and mentioned that even though they are getting some good photo submissions so far, they’re still looking for more. They’d like to get some diversity in the submissions so if any of you know any hot Asian, Hispanic, African American, or Mongolian ladies, have them send in their photos too. They then read over an e-mail asking them why Brian, who’s ‘’not bad’’ doesn’t have a woman. The e-mailer asked TnT if Brian’s got some mental problems. They said yes, elaborated slightly and put the subject of Brian’s woman-less-ness off until later in the show.

BW came in with a newscast. After a report on a lawsuit involving the use of public bathrooms at gas stations, the gang got into a lengthy discussion about pooping in public. They discussed the current law stating that any store or gas station has to let people use their bathrooms but even though that is indeed a law, there are still some businesses that won’t allow it. They then each discussed various circumstances they’ve encountered where they really had to go and couldn’t find an open public restroom. BW’s irritable bowel problem causes him quite a bit of trouble, Tyler discussed pooping between a van and a business when he used to work as a cigarette display setup guy, and Todd brought up the fact that there are many people who just have trouble pooping anywhere other than home.

Dr. Ed checked in this morning at about 7pm and spent several hours with Todd and Tyler. Before beginning, he talked with TnT about the weather differences in Tyler, TX and Nebraska as well as discussing a story about some fire ants that recently chewed up an old lady in Dr. Ed’s hometown. The calls and e-mails began to pour in and everyone’s favorite doctor gave answers on the West Nile virus, Bulimic jockeys, self prostate examinations, and the difference between the ACT and SAT tests. Todd also asked Dr. Ed a horrifying question related to his sack hair. Todd said that he was sitting on the hopper yesterday squeezing one out when he noticed that his sack hair needed to be trimmed up. Curiosity got the best of him and he used the lit cigarette he was smoking to burn one of his nad hairs. He then realized that it didn’t singe up like hair from one’s head would when touched by a smoke so the gang spent some time discussing the fire retardant properties of sack hair. By the way, Dr. Ed will be returning next Wednesday as the guys try to get back on their normal schedule with him.

Travis came in with a sports report. He commented on the buggers he gets in the mountains before reading over his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ segment from last night’s KM3 news. The topics he discussed this morning included how the Huskers need to stop scheduling cream puffs, there’s no student section/support at the Husker games in Lincoln because it’s all corporate down there, and how Crouch didn’t retire from the NFL, he quit. You can leave him comments via the e-mail at travis@km3news.com or by phoning his voice mail at 593-2706.

BW returned later in the program with the e-news. Before he began, he mentioned that people are getting confused between him, Midget Brian, and Slave Boy Brian. To help clear things up, Slave Boy Brian phoned in, Donnie whipped out Midget Brian’s voice and news chick BW all gave us a few seconds of their voices to help the listeners distinguish the difference between the three.

The guys also reread the e-mail they received earlier in the show from a listener asking why Brian doesn’t have a woman. The e-mailer said she checked out his mug shot from the web site and referred to him as ‘’not bad’’ before asking TnT if Brian has some sort of mental condition that could be the cause of his lack of a woman. The gang debated whether or not the ‘’not bad’’ comment was derogatory as Brian thought but TnT pointed out that the tone of the e-mail led them to believe the e-mailer meant it in a good way. They took some calls from listeners, both men and women, explaining the ‘’not bad’’ phrase and the differences between it’s meaning among men and women.

Brian eventually got to the e-news, which included quite a few celebrity birthdays, information on the autopsy reports of Dee Dee Ramone (heroin killed him) and he also read a funny story about a vibrating Harry Potter broomstick toy that teenage girls are using for ‘’enjoyment’’ purposes.

Well, that’s it for the update today. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin TnT tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday edition of their program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-