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Friday 9-20-02

The show started off this morning with Todd and Tyler being joined by Big Pussy and Black Tony. Tony came in wearing gold panties and was supposed to head out for TnT and see if he could use the restroom of local stores, spawned by the lawsuit TnT have been discussing this week involving a man suing the Kum & Go stations. Tony didn’t make it out the door in time, though, so he just hung out with the guys for a bit before heading off to work. Big Pussy was hanging out while he waited for a class to start.

Also early in the show there was some speculation from the e-mail about why Brian didn’t ask out the hot, calendar worthy nanny on yesterday’s show. Everyone seemed in agreement that either Brian’s a pole smoker or he’s already got a lady that he’s just not telling TnT about. From there, they read a hate e-mail directed towards Travis in which the e-mailer referred to Attaboy as a, ‘’huge dick in the ass of the show.’’ TnT were thoroughly amused. The guys also read a letter that was sent to them by a pissed off Husker fan that ranted for a bit about TnT’s comments and then claimed that the Huskers work harder than any grown man with a real job. It was rather ridiculous, TnT pointed that out, and then they went on to say that any adult who works a job for a paycheck should be pissed off at the author of the letter for degrading the work they do on a daily basis and thinking that college guys who bang co-eds and play a little football have life so rough.

BW came in with the news and as he read through the stories, TnT discussed each. One story in particular sparked their interest so they spent a little time focusing on that. The story was about the date rape drug GHB. They wondered what it actually feels like to take it and after some discussion, they got a call from a guy who has tried it. He told TnT that he was living across the hall from the guys who were busted at Dana College a few years ago for making GHB in their dorm. The caller described the drug’s effects as being similar to drinking 18 beers, except the drastic buzz only lasts about 15-minutes. After that, you just pass out.

Later in the show, TnT received a hate e-mail from someone who hates pretty much everyone on their show. The e-mailer, Xsuck2swallowx@aol.com, attacked the personal lives of each member of the show. TnT speculated that due to the tone of the e-mail and some of the things the author chose to point out that the guy is a closeted homosexual racist Husker fan who is still pissed off over the events of 9-14. The gang then took some reaction phone calls from their listeners who bashed on the e-mailer for a while.

Travis came in with a sports report. During that time, the gang discussed the father and son who jumped onto the field and beat up the first base coach of the Kansas City Royals last night in Chicago. Travis also gave his Lock of the Week, Virginia Tech -2 at A&M. His Saint of the Week is the patron saint of advertisers, Saint Bernadine of Siena.

The guys played a montage of audio clips from yesterday’s show featuring each dog pile they performed. The clip, about 5 minutes of man on man on man on man grunting and laughing, was hilarious. While listening to it, they realized that Travis was the only person who wasn’t piled on yesterday. They made up for that today, though. Shortly after the sports report, Travis wondered back into the studio and Todd, Tyler, Brian, and Donnie all dog piled him. Travis put up a pretty good fight but in the end he went down. From the sounds of it, the physical activity of warding off 4 grown men was a bit too much for Travis. He was suffering from chest pains for the remainder of his time on the show. Tune in to KM3 tonight and see if Attaboy went into cardiac arrest.

Christina, the hottie who phoned the show yesterday to ask TnT about the progress of the calendar contest stopped by the show this morning. Her intention was to come up and ask Brian out in person since he wouldn’t ask her out yesterday over the phone. She hung out with the guys for a bit, discussed where she came from and how she got to be a nanny. The guys also took a ton of phone calls and received lots of e-mails from listeners who, after hearing Christina, were even more pissed off at him for not asking her out on a date.

BW came in with an entertainment report. Sitting next to Christina, he was nervously bouncing his leg throughout that segment of the show. Christina asked him about it but it seemed that Brian was too shy, nervous, scared, or pussified to respond to her. He also warded off countless questions by Todd and Tyler about his personal life.

After the e-news, the guys continued their conversation with Christina and also continued ripping Brian for not telling them why he wouldn’t ask her out. TnT spent some time talking about how most of the women they’ve seen from Christina’s area, Norris High School, are total hotties. To confirm their theory, they got a few phone calls from listeners who had coached the girls softball teams for the high school years ago. Both of those callers were kind of creepy as they described watching the hotties work out in short shorts as they sat on the sidelines peering at them through their sunglasses.

By the end of the show, Brian finally admitted that he is ‘’hanging out’’ with someone and doesn’t want to spoil anything by talking about it on the radio. TnT pondered who the woman could be but Brian wouldn’t give them any hints, just saying that it was someone they did not know. BW did, however, claim that she’s in a wheelchair and has to blow through a straw to move around. Brian then spent some time pimping the Bennington street dance this weekend and said that his woman wouldn’t be there. Christina, on the other hand, said she was going so perhaps they’ll end up hooking up nonetheless. I’m sure we’ll hear more about the love life of Brian next week so make sure to tune in.

Keep in mind that Jim Breuer from ‘’Half Baked’’ will be appearing at the Funny Bone on Sunday and Monday night for two shows each evening. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations. He will most likely swing by the station on Monday morning and hang out with TnT for a bit, too.

That’s it for the Friday update. Tune in on Sunday night at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys on Monday at 5:30am for their next live performance. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-