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Wednesday 10-2-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by talking about last night’s storms, which washed away Bennington. They then spent some time talking about some of the changes the Huskers are making for this week’s game. From there, they discussed some comments made by UNL athletic director Bill Burns in which he called Husker fans ‘’whacko’s’’. The guys seemed to get a kick out of that.

Also early, Todd mentioned that his daughter broke her leg yesterday in an ATV accident. He spent a few hours in a hospital room with both his current and ex wife and said that he felt a bit uncomfortable. Even though, for the sake of the child, everyone was nice to each other, Todd still thought having the two ladies in the same room was just weird. That spawned a brief conversation about other awkward situations TnT have been in with ex-girlfriends in the past.

BW came in with the news a little later on. As he read through the stories, TnT spent some time talking about each. During this portion of the show, the guys reset their discussion from late in yesterday’s show about a drunk Fremont Native American hooker who raped her sleeping sister with a frozen sausage. They played an audio clip of their conversation yesterday and asked for calls from any Fremont guy who may have knocked it out with said hooker in the past. The call never came in but they kind of expected that. After all, would you admit to having sex with a drunk Fremont Indian hooker who raped her sleeping sister with a frozen sausage? Exactly. BW then wrapped up the news with a wonderful tale about a woman who was arrested for ripping her man’s nut off with her fingernails.

Todd and Tyler’s lawyer friend Michael stopped by the studio this morning. He brought along a copy of his latest, ‘’International Male’’ catalog. TnT suspected that the magazine is for gay men. Stressing that Michael isn’t gay, the gang spent some time trying to figure out how he ended up on the mailing list for such a catalog. The guys then went through the pages of the catalog, which seemed to get more gay the further they got into it, until they stumbled on something called a ‘’unitard’’. Corky then made an appearance on the microphone as Todd and Tyler’s unitard.

Michael also brought with him a fireman friend from Council Bluffs named Justin. He informed TnT of a benefit being held this weekend at Westfair to help raise money to restore a 1917 fire truck that was donated to the fire station by Michael’s father. There is going to be 6 pigs roasted and 50 kegs of beer. The price for admission is $15 at the gate but you can obtain $10 beforehand by visiting any Council Bluffs fire station. Along with the food and beer, there will be two bands playing. The event begins at 4pm so make sure to stop out for the festivities. Further information can also be obtained by calling 660-3334.

As part of ‘’Jock-tober’’, Todd and Tyler announced a new contest beginning next Monday in which they will be giving out 4 trips to see NFL games in December. The details of the contest are as follows. Beginning next Monday, Todd and Tyler will tell us the name of an artist/band and how many songs to listen for. Then over the remainder of the day (until 5pm), you listen for the last song by that artist to be played. Then just be the 92^nd caller and you’ll be qualified. Each qualifier will win $92 and be entered into that week’s drawing held on Friday with the winners announced that day. That means 4 people each week will get the chance to win one of the trips. The next week, they’ll select a new batch of 4 qualifiers via the same process and select a new winner for that week on Friday.

The first trip will be to see the December 8^th Green Bay Vs. Vikings game. The second trip is to see the Bears at Miami on December 9^th. The third is to see San Francisco playing at Arizona on December 21^st. The final trip is to see the Steelers playing at Tampa Bay on December 24^th.

TnT spoke to Matt Davison, former Husker and current host of Sports 1490’s Thursday night show, ‘’Cornhusker Insider’’, which takes place at Buffalo Wild Wings live. The guys got a kick out of the title of the show and referred to it throughout the rest of today’s show as ‘’Cornhusker inside her.’’ They discussed the two losses so far and got Matt’s thoughts on the remainder of the season. TnT were shocked to hear Matt claim that the talent pool this year has ‘’dried up’’ but agreed totally. They later made a promo out of that audio clip that I’m sure we’ll hear throughout the rest of today. Matt will join TnT again in the near future and may end up trying to get Eric Crouch to join TnT on their show (LOL).

Travis came in later with a sports report. He seemed to focus on the changes in the Husker program before delving into his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ commentary from last night’s KM3 10pm newscast. The topics he covered included how Lord is the best QB option for the Huskers, how the team needs to focus on all of their other problems instead of just the QB question, how the Huskers don’t deserve to walk out to the tunnel song this season, and how more Husker records will fall this year. To comment on Travis’s ‘’For What It’s Worth’’, you can send him an e-mail at travis@km3news.com or leave him a voice mail at 593-2706.

After TnT’s conversation with Matt Davison earlier in the show, the guys spent the remainder of the show searching for women who have had a ‘’Husker inside her’’. At first, they only received funny calls from Donnie but after a while, a Husker wife and Husker girlfriend phoned in and admitted that they have had a Husker inside her. Both of the ladies were hooked up with former Huskers who are friends of the show. The guys also got one other call from a listener who claimed that she had slept with a Husker who ‘’went out on top’’ a few years ago and at the time, he was engaged. Even though she really didn’t give very good clues, TnT speculated that it is conceivably possible that she may or may not have been maybe or maybe not referring to possibly or possibly not Eric Crouch.

BW returned later in the show with the entertainment report. Following that, Jessica Dol joined TnT in studio. Since she’s been making countless references to being single in various Z-92 promos recently, TnT spent some time talking with her about sleazing on guys. Related, the guys went over a list of 10 signs you’re dating a loser as detailed on the MSN web site. The list applied to both men and women and for the most part, most of the 10 points had something to do with either jealousy or your lover’s friends.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in late in this morning’s show. TnT gave him a hard time for some recent appearances on a syndicated morning show that TnT kicked the crap out of and Larry seemed legitimately worried that TnT were mad at him. After they cleared that up, Larry talked a little of the Huskers loss and then went into a rant about some weird ‘’attack of the killer poop’’ dreams he has had recently. There was no official commentary, though. I’m sure we’ll hear from Larry again in the near future, provided he removes his face from the collective Bob & Tom crotch.

Well, that’s it for the Wednesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin Todd and Tyler tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday edition. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-