Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 10-9-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show by discussing a variety of topics. They’re still getting calendar girl submissions, quite pleased with what they’ve received so far, and will continue to take them until Friday. From there, they moved into a conversation about how America is getting fatter and fatter, as reported by a recent study. Following that, Donnie put on a helmet and spun around in circles, dizzying himself until he fell down.

Also early in the show, the guys got into a discussion about bones in which they have broken. After pondering what the maximum number of broken bones anyone has had at one time, they opened up the phone lines. Listeners checked in with their tales of crunched bones but from what they could gather, the winner of the most bones broke at once contest was a beer truck driver who was hit by a train, smooshing 19 bones in his body. Another memorable broken bones call involved a guy who was hanging out of a car trying to play grab ass on a hottie who was walking along the street when his hand met a telephone pole pre-ass and was pulverized.

Todd and Tyler announced the name of yesterday’s qualifier for the Jocktober trip giveaway. Janie Smith, 60-years-old, added her name to the list of those who could win the first NFL trip to be given away on Friday morning. The guys also announced today’s artist of the day and the number of songs to listen for.

Brian came in with the news but before he got into it, TnT read over an e-mail. The e-mail was from a listener that explaining how her niece, a senior at Arlington High School, was just dumped by her boyfriend a few days before her birthday and the big homecoming dance taking place this weekend. The e-mailer wondered if Brian might be willing to go to homecoming with her, stressing that she would be 18-years-old and everything should be legal. To their surprise (or at least mine), BW who has been timid when it comes to hotties lately, seemed up for the date.

The guys tried to phone the girl’s aunt, Linda, and after initially getting her voice mail, they got her on the phone. Linda described her niece, Susie, and said that she was up for it. Later, TnT phoned Susie’s mother to get further conformation that the girl’s parents wouldn’t mind a somewhat snake-like 30-something radio guy/lawn guy taking their daughter to prom. Susie’s mother didn’t seem to have any objections either. Following a call from a concerned listener who referenced the infamous ‘’Donnie Dodge Rule’’, the guys phoned the school to see if they would have a problem with BW attending their dance. They’re going to have to wait for a call back from the school’s principal tomorrow. TnT will also be speaking with Susie herself early on tomorrow.

After the news, Todd and Tyler were joined by Dr. Ed live from his basement in Tyler, TX. He answered a variety of medically related questions this morning including some on how obesity is determined, the technical definition for a broken back, what compression fractures are, and why a guy might take a long time to ‘’get off’’. He also described the medical term ‘’drug holiday’’ and discussed the quality of hookers (and their diseases) in Tyler, TX. It was great to her from the doctor today and he’ll be checking in again in about two weeks so if you didn’t get your question in this morning, save it for next time.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning with a speech that he wrote for the President to read on Monday night. Because GW didn’t read Larry’s version, Cable Guy read it for us today as his commentary. We’ll probably hear from Larry again this week so stay tuned.

Travis came in a little later in the show with a sports report. Before he got into it, he tried to give Brian some advice on what sort of clothes to wear to the big homecoming dance. Attaboy’s suggestion, however, was terrible. It didn’t sound like Brian was willing to wear a tweed jacket. Travis also talked a little bit about his health, which totally freaked out Dr. Ed.

When Travis got into his sports, he wrapped it up with his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ commentary from last night’s 10pm KM3 News. He covered how he thinks that the Husker’s Lord should talk to the media, how he feels sorry for the University of Colorado for getting busted by the NCAA for something their old coach did, and how the city needs to close Woolworth Street by the Field Club. Todd, Tyler, and Donnie jumped all over Travis for the last topic and said that the only reason he chose it is because he lives down there and it affects him personally. They were all of the opinion that Trav should have selected a topic that would have a broader impact. If you’d like to comment, you can leave Travis a voice mail at 593-2706 or e-mail him at travis@km3news.com.

To wrap up their show this morning, Todd and Tyler brought Brian back into the studio for the entertainment report. They brought him back into a cloud of anal gas, though, as both Todd and Tyler seemed to have the farts all morning long. The most compelling e-news topic of the day seemed to be the fact that there’s a group of people who believe Sponge Bob Square Pants is a pole smoker. Todd seemed to agree that as he’s watched the show, he’s noticed some possible gay references in the cartoon but he didn’t detail anything specific. Anyway, Sponge Bob’s gay.

That’s it for the update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow morning at 5:30am for the Thursday edition. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-