Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Friday 10-11-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show by discussing some of the calendar contest photos that have been sent to them. This morning they had a couple of photos from what they thought was a hot Asian woman. When they got to the nude photo of her, they saw that the woman they thought was a hottie actually had a throck! They attempted to call the number written in the e-mail but it was disconnected. Also early in the show, Black Tony stopped by to represent the Brothas and Big Pussy was in for Donnie. Following that, several callers checked in to play ‘’What was I watching on TV last night?’’

TnT phoned Brian’s homecoming date, Susie early this morning. They wanted to see if she’s taken any crap for being on the radio over the past few days. Susie said she hasn’t and most of her friends think it’s pretty cool that she’s bringing Brian to homecoming. She also told TnT that the principal of the school doesn’t see a problem with Brian coming to the dance, although the principal couldn’t see why Susie wanted to bring him. The big date takes place on Saturday night so make sure to tune in on Monday for the report.

Todd and Tyler brought in Peach the Giant Vacation to show him the photos of the hot Asian transsexual. They sucked him in by first showing him the photo of the woman’s face. After successfully enticing him they brought up the throck picture and Peach freaked out. It was hilarious. ‘’Oh come on!!!’’ he screamed. Later in the show, they did the exact same thing to Trav and Percy Crews from the Funny Bone. The photos of the transvestite led the guys into an interesting conversation about who you’d rather be stranded on an island with. The choices were the Asian throck-having woman or someone from another picture that was sent to them recently, the old woman with a 10-inch long soggy roast beef pie. TnT picked the hot Asian trans and to their surprise, so did Travis. BW, though, said he’d rather have the old woman.

TnT continued their discussion of Brian’s big homecoming date as the show moved on. They even went so far as to play some tunes off of the ‘’Fast Times’’ soundtrack. Later, they took a call from Susie’s friend who will be hooking up with the lovely couple at the dance.

Todd and Tyler called Giants fan Jim, the winner of this week’s Jocktober trip giveaway. He’s taking his wife to the Green Bay game in December and seemed pretty excited about winning. Tune in next week for your chance to qualify for the next Jocktober trip.

Travis came in with a sports report. Before he began, the gang got into a discussion about first dates. They asked Trav if he tried to kiss his wife when they first went out and Travis said no. In fact, Attaboy told TnT that he ended the date with a handshake. Well, as you might imagine, TnT took that and ran with it. They felt Trav was a pussy for not even trying to get a kiss. The guys then phoned Trav’s wife to get her side of the story, figuring that she probably wanted Trav to kiss her on their first date. She confirmed the handshake story and said she really didn’t want to kiss Trav that night.

While they were still talking to Trav’s wife, Attaboy revealed another little tidbit of information. The first date they were talking about actually wasn’t their real first date. That had taken place almost a year before. On that real first date, while sitting on top of a friend’s earth home roof, Travis planted one on his now-wife, pissing her off in the process. Following that night, she didn’t speak to Trav for almost a year because ‘’someone’’ started a rumor about her and Trav knocking it out on top of that mud hut.

Travis later did his sports report which included Texas –3 over Oklahoma as his Lock of the Week. For his Saint of the week, it was another one of those long-named, means nothing, weird reference to something nobody understands Saints.

Percy Crews II from the Funny Bone stopped by today and hung out with TnT for a couple of hours. During his visit, TnT called his wife in Alabama and talked with her about how she and Percy met and how she handles him being on the road. She seemed like a really cool lady. They also, as mentioned earlier, got him with the Asian penis transvestite photo that was sent to them. Percy shouted, ‘’Man, I’d have to kill his ass!’’ That led into a continuation of their earlier discussion about transvestites, who you would rather be stranded on an island with, and more that lasted the remainder of the show. Percy just couldn’t get over the throck. Catch him at the Bone all weekend. 493-8036 is the information/reservation line. Give’em a buzz, the Funny Bone is awesome.

BW returned later in the show with the entertainment news. His main topics included a story about French porn and the ‘’Together we can lick breast cancer’’ commercial that’s airing on TV now.

TnT spoke to Tom Verica, the actor playing the father on NBC’s new Sunday night show ‘’American Dreams’’. The guys talked about the premise of the show, which takes place back in the ‘60s, touched on what is in store for upcoming seasons, and much more. They also talked with Tom about some of his past work, which includes parts on TV shows like ‘’Seinfeld’’ and ‘’Frasier’’ as well as a roll in the new ‘’Red Dragon’’ movie.

Towards the end of the show, TnT were discussing the moral dilemma of having the choice of being stranded on a deserted island with the saggy, roast beef sandwich pie having old lady or the hot Asian transsexual with boobs and a throck. During the conversation, they got a call from a transgender person named Casey from Lincoln. She was on her way to Omaha to speak at UNO for national ‘’Coming Out’’ day. Casey told the guys that she was born a man 30-some years ago, had been married, no children, and one day decided that she needed a change. Currently, Casey is undergoing hormone replacement therapy and plans to get her throck cut off in a few years.

TnT had a ton of questions for Casey and as they asked each, Casey didn’t seem to mind their curiosity. It was great. Todd and Tyler got to ask what many of us have always wondered. We found out that Casey has never had sex with a dude before and from the sounds of it, may stay celibate after the procedure is complete. After all, her decision to go from guy to girl wasn’t sexually based.

To close the show, Casey actually stopped by the studio and talked with TnT. Even though her voice needs a little womanly work, Todd and Tyler both agreed that she could easily pass as a tall woman. She answered a few more questions and then TnT wrapped up their show. I’m sure they’ll be hearing from Casey again in the future so stay tuned.

That’s it for the update today. Tune in on Sunday night at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of today’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys on Monday at 5:30am for the Monday show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-