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Thursday 10-17-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with a remix of an old Elvis tune that Tyler picked up on impulse while shopping at his Walgreen’s store. From there, the guys read over a couple of hate e-mails. One was from a Husker fan that bitched at TnT for discussing the team. The other was from a female who was upset with the guys for the way they acted when yesterday’s calendar girl contestants were in the studio. That e-mail really seemed to bug the guys and spawned a morning-long discussion about how catty women are towards other women, especially when the women they are bitching about are hotter than they are.

BW came in with the news but before he got into it, he told TnT about the events of last night. As you may recall, he had to take his grandpa to Bellevue for a driving class and was scheduled to hook up with calendar contestant Summer while waiting for his grandpa to finish. Well, BW met with Summer and had a drink and then the two went to Z-92 night at the Funny Bone. They had a great time and when asked if he kissed her by Todd and Tyler, BW said no. Brian said he then went to pick up his grandpa, whose class was supposed to be out at 10pm. When he arrived at 10, the parking lot was completely empty and he saw his grandpa sitting in the doorway. The class had finished an hour and 15 minutes before and because the officer who was running the class had someplace to be, he just left BW’s grandpa sitting out in the cold waiting for him to arrive.

After the news, TnT brought in several calendar girl contestants over the next couple of hours. First was Lindsey, who brought her big-handed boyfriend with her. Later was the quiet Shannon followed by Brandy and Trinity. Brandy told TnT that Travis had once tried to buy her a drink at a bar but Travis animatedly denied that such an event had ever occurred.

Travis came in with his sports report, which included some talk about Funder quitting the Huskers. He also had some audio clips of the ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ reaction he received regarding this week’s topics. He was hammered pretty hard by some of the callers.

Mike Allen from the Funny Bone joined the guys in studio again this morning and hung out for a while. He joined in on the topics of the day and enjoyed the calendar girls. You can catch him at the Bone all weekend by phoning 493-8036 for reservations.

The final two calendar girl contestants of the morning, Summer and Delilah came into the studio this morning as well. Summer is the one who went out with BW last night. She told TnT that BW didn’t even try to get into her pants and only gave her a hug and peck on the cheek as a goodbye. Todd and Tyler were floored by this, stating that Summer the hot dry waller basically threw herself at BW yesterday when she phoned in and asked him out for drinks. They were also pissed at BW for not telling them that he had kissed her (even if on the cheek). TnT continued their bashing of Brian throughout the remainder of the show. Disappointed by his lack of enthusiasm for getting laid, they referenced him as a pole smoker and pussy all morning long. BW did try to stick up for himself, stating that he didn’t try to kiss Summer (or nail her) because they had just met. TnT, referring to their well-known rule, then pointed out that Brian should have tried to sleep with her last night in order to relieve any sexual tension in upcoming dates. Donnie shut down the phones and saved BW from the ‘’crucifixion’’ of the callers.

The other contestant of the morning, Delilah was a strange one indeed. Her dad is a Frenchy who works for the UN so she’s done a lot of traveling. She speaks 7 languages, dances on the side to make cash for school, and runs her own adult web site, http://www.dwpxxx.com. It turns out that Delilah is also a bi-sexual, having just had sex with a woman a week ago today. Several times this morning, the guys tried to get the two hotties to kiss but they didn’t seem up for it. It was, after all, their first meeting.

BW returned late in the program with this morning’s e-news. Summer and Delilah stayed in the studio during this time and joined in on the conversation. TnT continued talking to the two ladies in between the e-news stories. By the way, Summer asked Brian out again for sometime next week and it sounds like that date will take place as well. Stay tuned for further details.

Well that’s it for today’s update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Friday edition of their show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-