Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Tuesday 10-22-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by reading pieces of an article from today’s paper about Florea. They read over some of the details of the story, most of which they had already known, and discussed whether giving (or receiving) oral sex to a teenage boy could be considered ‘’penetration’’. After that, the guys moved on to some talk about last night’s outing to Brewsky’s for another edition of Monday Night Football. They had another great turnout for the event and Tyler was pleased that his Steelers won. They then moved on to talk about a few items in the news while Brian was preparing his report.

While killing time until BW finished, the guys discussed an article from the latest Maxim magazine. The article could be described as a ‘’Guy Code’’ sort of thing, listing what guys should and should not do in various situations. A lot of what they read from the article are things TnT have always said in the past so if you’ve listened to Todd and Tyler for any length of time, you have the gist of what it was all about.

BW came in with the news a little later in the show. As he read through each story, TnT commented on each. When they hit on the Florea story, the guys got off on a strange tangent that stuck around though the whole show. The guys asked whether any of them had caught their parents twisting off before. The topic was put on pause, though, while TnT spoke to a listener who was an alternate juror for the Roger Van case. The listener told TnT all about the jury selection process and then described some strange details of the case that the guys didn’t know before. It turns out that Van had a homemade cage in the basement where he locked up his love buddies. He also had an ‘’oil room’’ where he greased up his victims before chaining them to a large ‘’two way’’ table.

After the news and their conversation about Roger Van, TnT got back on the topic of catching your mother or father twisting off. Initially, the callers seemed hesitant to admit anything but after one guy shared his story, the floodgates opened up. One caller said he busted his dad twisting off to Internet porn, another said he and his buddy caught his buddy’s mother doing it on two separate occasions. Another guy told TnT about catching his mom doing it with ‘’just your regular rubber dildo’’. As the show continued, many more listeners checked in, mostly guys, and shared stories about catching their fathers twisting off while sitting in their Lazy-Boy recliners. The conversation lasted for the rest of the show as callers and e-mailers shared funny yet disturbing stories of catching their parents masturbating.

Gene from the Brass Grille (1207 Harney) and Midget Brian both stopped by the studio and hung out with the guys for a bit. Midget Brian spent some time discussing his inability to kick himself in the head, while Gene talked about some of the ‘’Aim for my mouth!’’ reaction he’s been getting at the restaurant lately. He also discussed the effects on his restaurant on Husker Saturdays and mentioned that this Saturday will be an excellent time to come into the Brass Grille (1207 Harney) because he doesn’t expect it to be very busy due to the Husker game.

Travis came in with a sports report all dressed up and ready to head to Lincoln for this afternoon’s boring press conference. He delivered the sports and then mentioned that he has no idea what he’ll cover in tonight’s 10pm KM3 ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ segment. He suck around for a little while after his sportscast and later joined in on a conversation about Logan-Magnolia, an Iowa school sending Todd and Tyler some Dodge Ball love.

BW returned later in the program with the entertainment news. There was a rather weird mood to the show during this time, possibly the hangover kicking in on top of the grogginess they may have been feeling after eating some of the food Midget Brian dropped off. Nonetheless, the gang discussed a variety of topics during the e-news including Greek-named TV stars, cancelled and picked up shows, the possibility of a 4^th ‘’Godfather’’ film, which M&M won the color contest (purple), the use of ‘’….not!’’ in our vernacular, foreign country’s drinking ages, and what ever happened to the Millerites.

Well that’s it for the update today. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and whatever you do, make sure you’re up at 5:30am with your ears glued to the radio for another installment of the Todd and Tyler show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-