Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Monday 10-28-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with some talk about Friday night’s Freaker’s Ball at the Amerisports Bar. They had another excellent turnout for the event. The guys discussed the variety of costumes they saw, talked about the winners of the contest, and then Tyler told us about being kicked by an angry F-bomb dropping lady who ‘’hates these Tylers.’’ She was escorted out by her boyfriend, obviously embarrassed by her behavior, before the James the Giant Vacation could rain hell down upon her via a bouncer. The gang pondered why the woman was so mad at Tyler, mad enough to kick him, but couldn’t come up with anything. They asked her to call in and explain herself, or for her boyfriend to check in and explain why she was so bitchy towards Tyler but they never got the call.

BW came in with the news a little later in the show. As he read through each story, TnT commented on them. During the news, TnT spent some time discussing the big King and Queen of Aksarben event that took place over the weekend. They were amused that only about 2000 people bothered to show up for the elitist piece of crap show and were even more amused by a sound effect they played of an 80-year-old man busting the hymen of his 18-year-old queen, all while grand royalty music played in the background. There was an Imperial Butter reference that was so funny that I believe it gave me an aneurysm.

After the news, TnT continued discussing the Freaker’s Ball. They took phone calls from listeners who attended the event and then briefly got off on a tangent about being embarrassed by your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend in various social situations (spawned by the F-Bomb dropping Tyler hater). A few calls came in on the subject but they weren’t nearly as interesting as some of the other Z Staffer’s stories from that night, as you’re about to see.

TnT wanted some details on what they heard happened after they left the Freaker’s Ball. You see, Todd went home a bit early while Tyler passed out in his hotel room alone pre-midnight. Spider Man BW, Jessica Dol, Big Country, Slave Boy Bubba, and Midget Brian, on the other hand, all got together up in the short man’s room for a little underwear hot tub party. Actually, BW bailed before he could take part in the hot tub action. He couldn’t get his Spider Man costume off. But Jessica Dol, who was there, stopped by the studio to talk about hot tubbing, giving detailed descriptions of her bra and underwear as well as telling way too much information about Bubba’s underwear.

Big Country talked about her panties and underwear as well and mentioned that she had the purple double dong TnT lent her for her Dirk Diggler costume in her car. The conversation moved on and as it did, it became apparent that none of the guys there for the hut tub underwear party bothered to try to hit on the very hammered, half naked Big Country or Jessica Dol. TnT were quite disappointed in their brethren.

The guys spoke to Chad from Tim O’Neal Auto and Motorsports World this morning. Starting today and through the weekend they’re having two NASCAR vehicles on display for your enjoyment, the #3 and #24 cars. Feel free to swing out to Tim O’Neal Auto and Motorsports World in Council Bluffs this week to see the vehicles and purchase one of your own.

Travis returned to Todd and Tyler’s studio today and finished up his Travels with Trav story he began on Friday. He then discussed the A&M fans, which he said were beating up Husker fans after the game because the Husker fans had stepped on the A&M field and pissed them off. Trav said he’s even got some video of the Husker fans getting bitch slapped. Perhaps we’ll see that on the KM3 news this week. Many callers checked in to discuss the fanatic, A&M freaks, too.

From the Council Bluffs Daily Nonpareil, Greg Jerrett stopped by and hung out with TnT this morning. He’s recently written some articles about how Husker football is forced on everyone by the Omaha media. TnT like what Greg had to say so they invited him up. He joined in on the topics of the day, discussed strip bars, and gave us some Council Bluffs history. Greg seemed very cool so perhaps we’ll hear from him again in the near future.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Kurt Peterson, the director of the upcoming film about whacked Husker fans, ‘’Seeing Red’’. Kurt went in ‘’take over the show’’ mode, annoyingly ranting over the tops of the show’s hosts, as he talked about this Husker season and the progress of the filming. He may eventually come in studio and film some of Todd and Tyler talking about the Huskers. Note to TnT: muzzles are on sale at the Petco for $14.99 this week. Alternatively, HGB might mellow the guy out a little bit. 8^)

BW returned a little later in the show with the entertainment news. The guys took some calls from listeners who went to see ‘’Jackass’’ this weekend (hilarious and disgusting, well worth the $7.50). They then got into a very funny conversation about the burning arm fat of Aretha Franklin. BW also had a sex offender list for TnT, at which time he announced to the world that he’s a ‘’mouth breather from way back.’’

Todd and Tyler will be out at Brewsky’s tonight for another installment of Monday Night Football. The Golden Rods will be taking on Iowa and there’s going to be an NFL game, too. In order to qualify for the Best Buy TV giveaway, you must wear a shirt from one of the crappier college bowl games (not one of the top 5 or 6). The only exception would be if you wear a Rose Bowl shirt from last season. Make sure to stop out and see the guys at Brewsky’s tonight. It should be a great time for all.

That’s it for today’s update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Tuesday program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-